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Players: | 99/600 | Votes: | 7289 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 22 |
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 |
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 | Holy Grails Found: | 2 |
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 | Emeralds Found: | 8980 |
Shadow Figures Spotted: | 10 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 20 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 |
But that’s not all! Our server is run by a team of elite llamas who have mastered the art of redstone engineering. Need a castle built in record time? No problem, our llama builders have got you covered. And when it comes to PvP, our llama warriors are unbeatable – they spit so much fire, they make the Nether look like a kiddie pool.
So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and be part of the wildest, wackiest Minecraft community out there? Thank Biden you old fuck, and get ready for the ride of your virtual life!