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LongCovidCraft – Survive the Symptoms!

Chronic illness, Covid-19, FATIGUE, Healthcare, healthcare system, Lancet review, long covid, long haulers, long-term effects, LongCovidCraft, Medical research, pandemic, persistent symptoms, post-viral syndrome, public health, Recovery, research, respiratory, SURVIVE, Symptoms, treatments, uk

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	5932
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Wyrmholes Dug:	7

so like, have you heard about this cray cray server where you can escape from the real world and dive into a land of blocks and mobs and all that jazz? well, lemme tell ya, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread!

imagine this, you log in and suddenly you’re surrounded by unicorns and rainbows and flying pigs. yeah, that’s right, FLYING PIGS! and guess what? you can ride them and soar through the sky like a majestic bacon-loving superhero.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to the sickest beats? yeah, it’s lit AF. you gotta see it to believe it.

but wait, there’s more! we have a quest where you have to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants you unlimited power and makes you the ruler of the server. trust me, it’s worth the grind.

so what are you waiting for? join now and let the insanity begin! who needs reality when you have a world of pixelated wonders waiting for you?

Incel-free Minecraft Server

banned, banned for being p3do, expressed feelings, incel forums, IncelFree, Minecraft, never posted CP, nowhere to interact, Server

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	9212
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Dimension Hops:	15
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Meteorites Collected:	2
Astral Projections Made:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Void Armor Forged:	16
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Villages Defended:	16	Secret Passages Found:	3

Are you tired of being unfairly banned from incel forums for ridiculous reasons? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where you can express your feelings without fear of being kicked out for being a “p3do” (whatever that means).

Our server is a safe space for all misunderstood individuals who just want to build and mine in peace. Plus, we have a secret underground club where we host exclusive parties with virtual snacks and pixelated fireworks.

So come on down and join us, because who needs incel forums when you can have a blocky paradise to call home? Let’s craft away those bans and build a new community together!

Minecraft SMP: DutchRetardDetourLmao

athletes, blunder, Champions, Competition, Dutch, DutchRetardDetourLmao, EMBARRASSING, funny, gold medal, hilarious, humor, LAUGHING, Lost, medalists, Minecraft, mishap, mistake, navigation, retards, smp, sports, wrong turn, wrong way

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	1969
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Dragons Tamed:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Emeralds Found:	1018	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster designed by a drunk llama! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera starring chickens and pigs, and more chaos than a creeper convention in a TNT factory.

You won’t just be building houses and mining for diamonds here, oh no. We’ve got secret treasure hunts that lead to chests full of enchanted golden carrots, and epic PvP battles that make the Hunger Games look like a friendly game of tag.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, just remember that two Dutch idiots once got lost and ended up losing their gold medal. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our server? So come join us for a Minecraft experience you’ll never forget (or maybe you will, who knows).

CelebPlasticSurgMystery – Minecraft SMP

beauty enhancements, Before and after, CelebPlasticSurgMystery, Celebrity, celebrity beauty, celebrity secrets, celebrity transformations, cosmetic procedures, Enhanced Features, flawless results, Hollywood, Minecraft, natural look, plastic surgery, seamless results, smp, subtle changes, subtle enhancements, successful surgeries, Transformations, undetectable procedures, unnoticeable changes, UNNOTICED

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	4281
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Gods Slained:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to see plastic surgery so good, even celebrities are jealous! Our server is filled with players who have transformed their blocky avatars into stunning masterpieces with the help of virtual plastic surgeons. You won’t even recognize your fellow players after they’ve had their pixelated facelifts! So come join us and witness the magic of Minecraft plastic surgery – you’ll be amazed at the results!

TaskFail1000

can’t get it right, common task, determination, error, everyday task, Experience, Failure, Frustration, growth mindset., Improvement, learning curve, mistake, perfectionism, perseverance, practice makes perfect, repetitive task, simple task, skill-building, Struggle, TaskFail1000, trial and error

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	6715
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Gods Slained:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5

Are you tired of failing at the simplest tasks in Minecraft, like crafting a basic pickaxe or building a dirt hut? Well, fear not, because on our server, even the most incompetent players can thrive! Join us and experience the joy of repeatedly failing at tasks you thought were impossible to mess up. Forget about building epic structures or defeating the Ender Dragon, here you can struggle to even place a block correctly. It’s a whole new level of incompetence that you never knew you needed in your life. So come join us and embrace your inner Minecraft noob like never before!

CannaCraft PTSD Relief Server

Alternative Medicine, anxiety, brain inflammation, Cannabidiol, cannabinoid therapy, Cannabis, CannaCraft, CBD, inflammation, mental health, Mice, natural remedy, neuroscience, post-traumatic stress disorder, promising results, ptsd, Relief, research, Server, stress, Symptoms, Therapy, Treatment

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	7943
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Love Letters Sent:	13	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Star Shards Collected:	206
Buildings Constructed:	47	Ether Blades Crafted:	5

so lyke, dis server is da bomb diggity cuz it got dat CBD magic dat helps reduce PTSD in mice. yea u heard dat right, we got mice on dis server and dey chill as heck cuz of dat sweet sweet cannabidiol. join us if u wanna be chill like dem mice, we got da best brain inflammation targeting action in all of Minecraft land. come on over and let’s get lit with dem CBD vibes, it’s gonna be a wild ride yo. #CBDfortheWin #MiceLoveCBD #ChillLikeAMouse

AlcoCraft Minecraft server

1.19, 1.8, AlcoCraft, Bed wars, minecraft server, Parkour

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	7438
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Void Gems Collected:	12	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Magic Items Found:	7331	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

The server is cool, there are Bed Wars and parkour. 1.8 – 1.19

81.176.176.175

MineModulate

#exciting, Active, Adventure, Claiming, community-driven, Engaging Community, Free Rank, Freeranks, Gaming, Good Staff, join now, lag-free experience, Minecraft, MineModulate, multiplayer, ONLINE, PvE, PvP, Reimagined, Server, star levels, Survival, Voting Rewards

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	3474
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	26
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7384	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Dragons Tamed:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	17

MineModulate

Survival Reimagined

experienceVoting RewardsEngaging CommunityGood Staff

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play.minemodulate.com

👑 Hermit servers season 9: Vanilla Survival with a Hint of Chaos, Just like Real Life!

active community, bedrock, business district, Chaos, cross-platform, Discord, Elected positions, Hermit, HermitCraft Inspired, hermitservers, Hint, java, King, Life, Major player events, MINISTERS, mob/player heads, Player made mega bases, real, Season, Servers, shopping district, smp, socials, Survival, Tribal towns, Vanilla, visual/fun add ons, weekly events, Whitelisted server

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	7136
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Divine Spears Created:	20
Villages Defended:	15	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Minecraft Server Overview
Season	9th season
Gameplay	Hermitcraft inspired
Supported Platforms	Java and Bedrock
Features	Shopping district, business district, mob/player heads, visual/fun add ons, player events, elected positions, tribal towns, player made mega bases, whitelisted server, weekly events, active community
Socials	Discord Server

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can join the server by joining the Discord server linked above and following the instructions provided there.

Q: Is the server whitelisted?

A: Yes, the server is whitelisted to ensure a safe and enjoyable experience for all players.

Q: Are there any player events on the server?

A: Yes, there are major player events happening all the time, creating a fun and engaging community experience.

Q: What are the elected positions on the server?

A: The server includes elected positions such as king and ministers, allowing players to take on leadership roles and contribute to the server’s governance.

Q: Can players collaborate in tribal towns?

A: Yes, players have the opportunity to work together in tribal towns, fostering teamwork and creating a sense of community within the server.

Q: Are there any social media accounts for the server?

A: Yes, you can find more information and updates by following hermitservers on social media platforms.

CastleQuest Minecraft Server

Adventure, bowser, Castle, CastleQuest, Coins, Damsel in Distress, defeat the villain, Gaming, Hero, long tail tags, Mario, Minecraft, Nintendo, platformer, power ups, princess, Quest, rescue, save the princess, Server, super mario bros, toad, video game

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	9115
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Endless Night Skies:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	32

Tired of searching for your princess in all the wrong castles? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, your princess is in EVERY castle! That’s right, we’ve got princesses galore just waiting for you to rescue them and win their hearts (and maybe some diamonds too).

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking cows who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them for a boogie like you’ve never seen before!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: every full moon, a magical unicorn parade marches through the server, spreading glitter and rainbows wherever they go. Don’t miss your chance to ride a unicorn into battle against the creepers!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and embark on the wildest, wackiest adventures you’ve ever experienced. Your princess (and a whole lot more) await!