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Valorian Network

Abilities, Adventure, auction house, challenging gameplay, Community, Currency, Custom Enchants, Custom Features, Custom World Generation, Economy, Events, Evolving, Gear Enhancements, Jobs, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, rare items, Skills, Survival, THRIVING, Towny, Travelling Shopkeeper, Updates, Vanilla

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	6300
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Crops Grown:	4206
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
New Chunks Explored:	348449	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8

Are you ready for the ultimate survival adventure? Step into a world filled with custom features, challenging gameplay, and a thriving community that’s constantly evolving with your input!

Jump in today and start your journey on The Valorian Network – where adventure and discovery await!

play.valorian.net

Pixel Palace Minecraft Server

Dengeki stream, Downloads, Falcom, Falcom Games, Falcom General, Farewell O Zemuria, guides, hajimari, Kai no Kiseki, Kuro 1, Kuro 2, Minecraft, Mods, NİSA, nordics, Oath in Felghana, Palace, Picnic Squad edition, PIXEL, pre-patched translations, Prologue gameplay, Release Date Announcement Trailer, saves, Server, The Legend of Heroes, Trails in the Sky the 1st, Trails through Daybreak II, translation patches, Trophy List, undub patches, Ys X

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	8775
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Alien Abductions:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Zombie Dances:	8	Love Letters Sent:	10
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Endless Night Skies:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but blocks and mobs? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with picnics, Falcom games, and music that will make your ears bleed (in a good way)!

Our server is so epic, it’s like stepping into a virtual world where you can experience The Legend of Heroes: Kai no Kiseki -Farewell O Zemuria- like never before. We’ve got translation patches, Dengeki streams, and even a Trophy List to keep you on your toes.

But that’s not all! We also have The Legend of Heroes: Trails in the Sky the 1st website, a sneak peek at Legend of Heroes: Trails Through Daybreak II, and the release of Ys X: Nordics in the West!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a gaming experience that will blow your mind and leave you questioning reality. Trust us, you won’t regret it (probably).

You Guys Have It All Wrong Minecraft SMP

angry men, cock and ball removal, Conspiracy Theory, empowerment, estrogen, free procedures, Gender Identity, gender reassignment, Government, guys, hezbollah, Israel, LGBTQ, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Misinformation, Mossad, pager business, smp, terrorist attack, transformation, Transgender, wrong

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	3880
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Falling into the Void:	0	Endless Night Skies:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we offer a unique experience unlike any other! Join us for the chance to participate in our exclusive “Gender Reassignment Program” where players can transform into empowered women by removing their virtual cock and balls.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by Mossad, who is generously providing free estrogen to all players upon request. Who knew that a Minecraft server could also double as a gender transformation clinic?

So come on, join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what other crazy surprises await you in our wacky world!

StorytimeSMP – Parental Tales

bedtime rituals, bedtime stories, cherished memories, childhood adventures, childhood recollections, childhood reminiscences, childhood stories, family, family bonding, family folklore, family heritage, family traditions, generational tales, growing up, Memories, Nostalgia, oral history, Parental, parents, personal anecdotes, storytelling, StorytimeSMP, Tales

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	5131
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Villages Defended:	10
Star Shards Collected:	260	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP and relive your wildest childhood stories in a whole new way! Our server is filled with magical creatures, epic quests, and hidden treasures waiting to be discovered.

Remember that time your parents told you about the time they fought off a dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a bucket of water? Well, now you can do the same on our server!

Or how about the time they built a castle out of candy and defended it from an army of evil gummy bears? You can do that too, but watch out for the sugar rush!

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and create your own legendary tales to tell for generations to come. Who knows, maybe one day your kids will be asking, “What’s one childhood story your parents told you about our epic adventures on the server?”

KlondikeCraft: What’s Your Price?

caramel, Chocolate, classic, craving, crunchy, DELICIOUS, dessert, frozen treat, ice cream, indulgence, Klondike Bar, klondikecraft, nostalgic, price, REWARD, satisfaction, snack, Summer treat, sweet tooth, temptation, Treat, Vanilla, whats

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	6405
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	9887
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3099
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Divine Spears Created:	22
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

What would you give for a chance to join our Minecraft server? How about your firstborn child? Just kidding, we don’t want your kids (unless they’re really good at building pixel art).

Join our server for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds in a field of rainbow-colored sheep.

But beware, our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a creature so powerful it can turn your character into a block of cheese with a single peck.

So come on down and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wacky, wild world. Just remember, in this server, the only thing more valuable than diamonds is a Klondike Bar.

TverCraft: Ukraine Drone Mayhem

aerial attack, border, Conflict, crisis management., cross-border incident, drone, drone attack, emergency response, evacuation, evacuation procedures, geopolitical tensions, governor, international relations, MAYHEM, Military, russia, Safety Measures, SECURITY, Tensions, Tver region, TverCraft, Ukraine, Unmanned Aerial Vehicle

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	8619
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we have Ukraine drones attacking Russia but don’t worry, we got you covered with our virtual evacuation plan in Tver region! Build your base, gather resources, and watch out for those pesky drones trying to ruin your day. Join now for a wild ride filled with chaos and adventure!

Join our ‘Light Fantasy Bedrock Realm’ where even sheep wear tiny hats! No squares allowed! Woohoo!

Adventure, Allowed, bedrock, Creative, Economy, Exploration, Factions, FANTASY, hats, Join, Light, Minigames, PvE, PvP, Realm, Roleplay, Sheep, Skyblock, squares, Survival, Tiny, wear, woohoo

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	1788
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Mythical Quests Completed:	20	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Villages Defended:	11	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Zombie Dances:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Realm Status	Grace period in peaceful mode
Mods	Additional content, world generation, quests, new biomes
Joining Instructions	Friend Tadeudog on Discord for more information

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the realm status?	The realm is currently in a grace period on peaceful mode.
What mods are included in the server?	The mods include more content, world generation, quests, new biomes and more.
How can I join the server?	Friend Tadeudog on Discord to join and get all the necessary information and rules.

Four Loko Anonymous Minecraft Server

alcohol, Anon, ANONYMOUS, banned drinks, Beverages, binge drinking, college memories, controversial drinks, drinking games, energy drinks, Four Loko, fun times, hangovers, late nights, Loko, Minecraft, Nostalgia, party culture, party lifestyle, partying, Server, socializing, Wild nights, youthful indulgence

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	6121
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Love Letters Sent:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t bring the party? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride in town! Why should you join? Because we have Four Loko flowing like waterfalls, giving you the liquid courage you need to take on those creepers and zombies like a boss. Plus, our community is so crazy, you’ll feel like you’re in a never-ending frat party. And rumor has it, Herobrine himself loves to crash our parties and challenge players to dance-offs. So come join us for a wild time you won’t forget (or maybe you will, thanks to all that Four Loko)!

/MineCraft SMP/ – Goal Alteration

Alteration, Coin Calculator, Damage Calculator, Drop Rates, Event Compendium, FAQ, Fate/Grand Order NA, FGO JP, fgoalter, Future Materials Spreadsheet, Goal, GUDAGUDA New Yamataikoku, GUDAGUDA New Yamataikoku Pickup 2 Summon, GUDAGUDA New Yamataikoku Pickup Summon, Interlude Timeline, mats, Minecraft, rank up, Rateups, Raw Database, Sen-no-Rikyu, Servant Material Lookup, Servant Planner, smp, Summoning Info

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	6201
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	3263	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Alien Abductions:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	6

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most outrageous one out there!

Join us for epic battles like THE Great Tea Ceremony Battle, where players fight for supremacy using only tea cups and saucers! Who will emerge victorious and claim the title of Tea Ceremony Champion?

But that’s not all! We have a player who literally returned from Hell to play on our server. Yes, you heard that right. This player has seen things no one should ever see, and now they’re here to dominate the Minecraft world with their otherworldly skills.

And don’t even get us started on our insane Summoning events. We’re talking about summoning rituals that will blow your mind and bring forth creatures you never thought possible in Minecraft. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on this madness.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, most ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter. Who knows what kind of craziness awaits you? It’s time to dive into the chaos and have the time of your life!

EgoBoostersMC

appreciation, Boundaries, Communication, compliments, compromise, Conflict, confusion, EgoBoostersMC, emotions, Feedback, feelings, love, Marriage, Meaningful, Personal, relationship, resolution, Respect, self esteem, Special, Understanding

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	4231
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Ores Mined:	2389	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2

Are you tired of receiving too many compliments on other Minecraft servers? Join our server where we only give you 1-3 compliments a day, so they feel extra special and personal!

Just like the time my pet pig learned how to do backflips in the game, you’ll feel like a Minecraft superstar with just a few compliments a day. Don’t settle for generic compliments that feel like spam, join us for a more meaningful compliment experience.

And if you’re wondering why our server is the best, just remember the time a player built a giant statue of a chicken riding a unicorn while juggling diamonds. That’s the kind of crazy fun you can expect when you join our server. So come on over and let us make you feel special in the most outrageous ways possible!