Crafty Chaos: Pick Your Poison

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	3075
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Votes:	2822	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Magic Items Found:	4419	Demon Skulls Collected:	48
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you a devilishly good time! Ever wondered what demon semen tastes like? Well, on our server, we have a special kakigori made from the devil’s icy cold dick covered in razor-sharp barnacles. It’s a flavor experience you won’t find anywhere else!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground lair filled with treasure guarded by a dragon with a fondness for disco music. If you can defeat the dragon in a dance-off, the treasure is all yours!

And if you’re feeling brave, you can take a trip to the Nether where you’ll find a village of zombie pigmen who have a passion for interpretive dance. Join in on their routines and you might just earn their trust and get access to their secret stash of enchanted golden apples.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a wild and wacky adventure that you’ll never forget!

PixelPriced: Pay Less, Build More

BUILD, Pay, PixelPriced

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	7132
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Star Shards Collected:	113
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Void Armor Forged:	28
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45
Magic Crystals Found:	6	New Chunks Explored:	898782
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	4

join our epic minecraft server where the diamonds are as big as your mom’s meatloaf and the creepers are as friendly as a pack of puppies on a sugar high. we have a secret underground base where you can find the legendary enchanted pickaxe of infinite mining power.

our server is so lit that even herobrine himself comes to hang out and play some mini games with us. we have a roller coaster that goes through the nether and a skydiving platform that drops you into a pool of lava (don’t worry, we have fire resistance potions for that).

if you join our server, you’ll be part of the coolest gang of minecrafters this side of the blocky universe. we have weekly build competitions where the winner gets a pet dragon that shoots fireballs at anyone who tries to grief their creations.

so come on down to our server and experience the most insane, outrageous, and downright hilarious minecraft adventures of your life. you won’t regret it (unless you accidentally fall into the end portal without your elytra, then you might regret it a little).

Galactic Arcania: Where you can finally satisfy your virtual survival needs while also enjoying space memes!!

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	8856
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Votes:	5521	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Gods Slained:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Galactic <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/servers/shumacher/">Arcania: Modded</a> Survival

🛸🌕 Galactic Arcania: Modded Survival 🚀✨

Welcome to the Cosmos!

From sailing the seven seas, venturing the depths of the void, exploring and harnessing the realms of magic, exploring the deepest and darkest dungeons, building vast industrial complexes, to venturing into the edges of the galaxy, a mysterious realm awaits you.

Galactic Arcania is a newly-released modded survival server. While our server theme is after space exploration, we feature a diverse, balanced, custom kitchen sink modpack with features such as tech, industry, exploration, magic, building, and so forth.

IP: 51.222.247.252:25606

Full Modlist

Discord https://discord.gg/S4Yv2pYvDv

Other Features

PvE, no raiding or griefing
Clans
More than 300 Biomes and 70 Dimensions
Continental World Generation
No Pay2Win Benefits
Discord Integration
Chill, non-toxic community

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Is PvP allowed on the server?	No, the server is PvE only. Raiding and griefing are not allowed.
Can I join a clan on the server?	Yes, clans are supported on the server for better collaboration and team play.
How many biomes and dimensions are available?	There are more than 300 biomes and 70 dimensions to explore on the server.
Are there any pay-to-win benefits?	No, the server does not have any pay-to-win benefits. Everyone has an equal playing field.

Lapland’s Fishy Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	716
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48	Endless Night Skies:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as finding a pistol in a fish’s stomach? Look no further! Join our server and embark on crazy adventures like never before. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a fish with a whole arsenal inside! Just remember to hand over any weapons you find to the virtual police (but hey, you can keep the fish as a souvenir). Our server is so insane, even the fishermen didn’t want their faces shown in the news. So what are you waiting for? Join now and dive into the unexpected on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

ExorcistCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	1146
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Demon Skulls Collected:	14	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Runes Activated:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our server where we have a team of exorcists ready to cleanse your world of any pesky ghost mobs haunting your builds! Watch as they banish spirits with their enchanted diamond swords and holy water buckets. Plus, our exorcists have a special talent for turning creepers into friendly pet cats. Join now for a ghostly good time!

Auntie’s Unpaid Babysitter Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	8655
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9349
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	155	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Are you tired of babysitting drama and not getting paid on time? Join our Minecraft server and escape into a world where you don’t have to deal with entitled kids or shady aunts! Our server is filled with fun and excitement, and you won’t have to worry about anyone owing you money.

Imagine a world where you can build your own empire, mine for diamonds, and battle monsters without any family drama getting in the way. Plus, our server is so cheap to join that even the cheapest babysitter in the area would approve!

Don’t let babysitting stress affect your mental health, come join us and let loose in a world where the only thing you’ll owe is your loyalty to the game. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and leave all your babysitting troubles behind!

CraftyShamezMC

body image, bullying, bystander intervention, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, CraftyShamezMC, emotional distress, Emotional support, fat shaming, Friends, mental health, peer pressure, personal boundaries, physical assault, School, self defense, social dynamics, social justice, toxic relationships, verbal abuse, victim blaming

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	6773
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Holy Grails Found:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Ores Mined:	9119
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Mythical Quests Completed:	38	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Are you tired of dealing with mean girls at school? Looking for a place where you can unleash your inner warrior and take down your enemies in epic battles? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and create your own virtual world where you can build, explore, and conquer. Take revenge on that bully who has been tormenting you by building a giant statue of yourself towering over her puny little house. Show her who’s boss in a virtual world where anything is possible!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to mythical creatures and hidden treasures. Embark on quests to uncover rare items and unlock secret powers. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a magical sword that will make you invincible in battle!

So what are you waiting for? Leave the drama of the real world behind and join our Minecraft server where you can let your imagination run wild and have the last laugh on your enemies. It’s time to show them who’s the real boss!

FaveFictionMCServer

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	2238
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Gods Slained:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Mines Excavated:	2348
Alien Abductions:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most outrageous place to play Minecraft! Join us and you’ll be partying with fictional characters like Spongebob, Darth Vader, and even the Teletubbies! Why? Because why not!

Our server is so wild, it’s like a cross between Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory and the Upside Down from Stranger Things. You never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next! Want to build a rollercoaster that goes through a portal to another dimension? Go for it! Want to ride a llama dressed as a cowboy while battling a horde of zombie chickens? We got you covered!

So come on down to our server and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might just find yourself in a dance-off with a group of Endermen or having a tea party with a pack of creepers. The possibilities are endless, and the fun never stops!

LingoMasterCraft

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	5468
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	1620	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Runes Activated:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	105
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Potions Brewed:	97
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Are you tired of getting lost in translation? Join our Minecraft server and you’ll become fluent in the language of the Endermen! Imagine being able to chat with those creepy, teleporting creatures like old pals. Plus, rumor has it that mastering Enderman language will unlock secret treasure chests filled with diamonds and enchanted gear. So why settle for boring old Spanish or French when you could be chatting it up with Endermen and scoring epic loot? Join us now and start your linguistic adventure!

DMZ Roadblocks Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	1139
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ores Mined:	3046	Astral Projections Made:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Villages Defended:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	8023	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

so this server is like if north korea decided to build roads and walls inside the DMZ but instead of real life it’s in minecraft and instead of political tension it’s all about building the craziest structures and trolling your friends. join us for a wild ride through the virtual DMZ where anything goes and the only limit is your imagination. come build your own road to nowhere or wall off your enemies in the most epic game of minecraft you’ve ever played. trust us, you won’t regret it.

CokeCraft: Euro Billion Bonanza

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	1121
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Void Armor Forged:	17
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Gods Slained:	0
Star Shards Collected:	262	Chimeras Created:	2

Yo, have you heard about this crazy Minecraft server? It’s like finding a record haul of cocaine worth billions of euros in Germany, except instead of drugs, you’ll find epic loot and treasures worth even more! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with danger, excitement, and maybe even a few explosions (in-game, of course). Trust me, you won’t regret it! Plus, our community is as tight-knit as a drug cartel, but way more friendly and supportive. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make some memories that will last a lifetime (or at least until the next server reset)!

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