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Pregnant Dude Minecraft SMP

Absurd, BIZARRE, comedy, Comical, double take, dude, funny, Gender Roles, hilarious, humor, irony, Minecraft, odd, Pregnant, quirky, satire, smp, strange, Surprise, unexpected, UNUSUAL, Wacky

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	328
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Buildings Constructed:	12
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	72
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	420
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time when one of our players, let’s call him Steve, accidentally ate a golden apple and turned into a pig for a week. It was hilarious watching him try to build with hooves!

But that’s not all, folks. We have epic PvP battles that end in players riding pigs into battle while wearing pumpkin helmets for protection. And don’t even get me started on the time when our resident redstone expert built a working roller coaster that launched players into the sky and straight into a pool of lava. It was a sight to behold!

Oh, and did I mention the secret underground dance party that happens every full moon? Yeah, you definitely don’t want to miss out on that. So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding creepers). Who knows, you might even witness the funny moment when that dude on the right got pregnant. Trust me, it’s a story for the ages!

What is the IP for Blooprint Minecraft Server?

bloo lagoon monthly, blooprint, blooprint large, blooprint lucky duo, blooprint marauders, blooprint movie, blooprint rust, blooprint twitch rivals, blooprint vending machine, Minecraft, Rust, rust 2024, rust base, rust best video, rust clutch moments, rust duo, rust gameplay 2024, rust long video, rust marauders, rust missile silo, rust montage, rust movie, rust online raid, rust pvp, Rust Raid, rust raiding, rust survival, rust top moments, Server

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	5603
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4958	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	191	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Blooprint is a talented music producer and songwriter known for his catchy melodies and innovative production style. He has worked with numerous artists and has a growing catalog of hit songs. Blooprint’s ability to blend genres and create unique soundscapes sets him apart in the music industry. Keep an eye on this rising star as he continues to make waves in the music world.

Game Day Minecraft Server

Activity, amusement, Board Games, card games, computer games, Day, Entertainment, Fun, Game, game night, games, Gaming, gaming experience, gaming session, leisure, Minecraft, mobile games, Online Games, Pastime, Play, Recreation, Server, Today, video games

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	8176
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Potions Brewed:	138
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Alien Abductions:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Oh, just the usual – I tamed a herd of flying pigs, rode a llama into battle against a horde of evil chickens, and built a castle out of rainbow blocks. And that was all before breakfast on our epic Minecraft server!

Join us for the most insane adventures you’ll ever experience in the blocky world. Our server is home to a community of players who have mastered the art of building pixelated masterpieces and battling mythical creatures like the dreaded Cactus King and the elusive Diamond Dragon.

But that’s not all – we also have secret treasure hunts, hidden dungeons filled with loot, and even a portal to a dimension where everything is made of cheese (yes, you read that right). So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin!

“Why so much hate on male self insert characters” Minecraft SMP

ANNOYING, bland, Chad, Character, Characters, criticism, dunning kruger, FANTASY, Gender Roles, Girls, harem fantasies, hate, insert, Male, male self insert, married life, Minecraft, monogamic, Projection, Protagonist, Shoujo self insert, smp, soulless, Stereotypes

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	3072
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1092
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Meteorites Collected:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5

Are you tired of boring, soulless protagonists in your Minecraft SMP? Look no further! Join our server where you can project all your harem fantasies onto a character who is just as bland and annoying as you want them to be. Surround yourself with a group of amazing girls who are way out of your league, and somehow still manage to attract Chad’s attention. It’s a monogamous married life waiting to happen, so why not join us today? Pic unrelated, but the fun you’ll have is guaranteed!

Lady Rage Minecraft Server

brotherhood, civil servant, disgrace, Duty, female cop, FIRED, Firefighters, government job, institution, lady, Men, Military, Minecraft, Police, porn, private life, Prostitute, RAGE, second job, Server, Sluts, Traditions, Woman Hate, women in jobs

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	6945
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a group of government workers on a girls’ night out? Look no further! Our server is filled with women in civil servant and government jobs who are not afraid to show off their…uh, skills. From police officers to firefighters, these ladies are breaking all the rules and turning tradition on its head. Join us if you want to see some real action – both on and off duty! Just remember, what happens on the server, stays on the server. 😉🚔🔥 #GirlsGoneMinecraft #TraditionBreakers #JoinTheFun

Curious Minecraft SMP Art Critics

Analysis, art, art critics, art world, artist, artwork, Assessment, commentary, Critics, critique, Curious, discussion, Evaluation, Feedback, Interpretation, judgment, Minecraft, Observation, opinion, Painting, perspective, response, review, smp, Viewpoint

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	8278
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Alien Abductions:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing people build are dirt houses and cobblestone towers? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate art gallery of Minecraft! We have players creating masterpieces that would make even Picasso jealous. From pixel art of giant chickens to statues of famous historical figures made entirely out of diamond blocks, our server is a visual feast for the eyes.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most epic Minecraft drama you’ll ever witness. Picture this: two players fighting over a virtual piece of land, using TNT cannons and lava buckets to settle their dispute. It’s like a soap opera, but with more explosions!

So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you find a community of builders, pranksters, and drama queens all in one place? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to have your mind blown (literally, if you’re not careful around those TNT cannons).

⭐❤️⭐HURRY TO GET YOUR DONAT – /FREE ❤️⭐❤️ Minecraft server

1000 lvl, 127 лвл, Anarchy, Aternos, Auction, Cheats, Clans, classic, Dance, Donations, Duels, Dupe, Economy, Empty, Events, feelings, Fly, football, Free Admin, Free Donations, Friends, Grief, Hardcore, Herobrine, Hockey, Hookahs, Large Online, Naruto, No Mini-Games, No Registration, No Wipes, Pets, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, sex, Skyblock, Spit, Survival, TNT Run, Transport, Vanilla, weapons, Weddings, Whitelist, Without Anticheat, Without Launcher

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	2186
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension Hops:	15	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Goblin Markets Raided:	10

Version > 1.9-1.21.1

Bedrock > from 1.20.80 to the newest

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Modes > Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock (BedWars, coming soon)

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Server advantages:

1. No lags

2. No donation bytes

3. Friendly admins

4. Constant updates

5. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/tqPB3B9Dae)

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Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Date head database (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountains (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)

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Anarchy:

➤ Airdrops

➤ Mystics

➤ Caches

➤ Relics

➤ Spheres

➤ Blocks with private

➤ Items at lvl X

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ Buyer (/seller)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Shop (/shop)

➤ Quests (/quests)

➤ Whales (/kit)

➤ Free cases with donation (/free)

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SkyBlock:

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Islands, tasks, improvements (/is)

➤ Menu (/menu)

➤ Shop (/shop)

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Bag of Blocks – Minecraft Server

4koma, BAG, Balancing Schale’s Books, Banners, Binah, blocks, blue archive, Chise, Commissions, Events, field, general, Grand Assault, guides, Heavy Armor, hovercraft, Izuna, lessons, Light Armor, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Mimori, Minecraft, patch notes, PVs, Resources, Scrimmages, Server, shorts, Side Content, Special Armor, student council, swimsuit, The Fury of Set, Torment, Urban

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	2164
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Holy Grails Found:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	4218	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Crops Grown:	1377

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to be! Join us for epic battles, insane events, and wacky adventures that will leave you laughing for days.

Picture this: you’re in the middle of a grand assault on Binah, an urban torment with heavy armor. But wait, there’s a twist – the armor is made of cheese! Yes, you heard that right, cheese armor. And if that’s not enough, we also have a limit break assault where you have to fend off the fury of Set while wearing a tutu. It’s madness, it’s mayhem, it’s Minecraft like you’ve never seen before!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the most exclusive banners featuring characters in swimsuits. Because why fight in regular armor when you can battle it out in a bikini? And don’t even get us started on the patch notes – they’re wilder than a herd of llamas on a rampage.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane Minecraft server and prepare for the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright bonkers gameplay of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way)!

Weed Bro or Hashish Buddy Minecraft SMP

Bro, buddy, Cannabis, CBD, DRUG, Ganja, hash, hash oil, hashish, hashish buddy, HERB, HIGH, Marijuana, mary jane, Minecraft, Pot, smoking, smp, Stoner, Thc, TOKING, Weed, weed bro

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	975
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the dankest place to be for all you weed bros and hashish buddies out there!

Join us for a wild ride where the mobs are all high on enchanted golden apples and the creepers explode in a rainbow of colors. We’ve got a secret underground base where we grow the rarest strains of Minecraft weed and trade them for emeralds.

But beware, the server owner is a crazy wizard who can turn you into a chicken if you dare to challenge him in a build battle. And don’t even get us started on the legendary diamond armor-wearing llama that roams the land, looking for unsuspecting players to prank.

So if you’re ready for a truly lit Minecraft experience, come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wacky world of weed and wonder!

Lolli Skates Minecraft Server

amusement, amusement park, amusement park attraction, amusement park entertainment, amusement park fun, amusement park ride, amusement ride, chuckles, comedy, Entertainment, Fun, funny skates, giggles, humor, Laughter, Lollerskates, Lolli, Minecraft, roller coaster, roller skates, rollerblading, Server, silly skates, skates

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	3418
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Elemental Crystals Collected:	45	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of redstone engineering. They will guide you through building the most insane contraptions you’ve ever seen.

2. We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks, emerald ore, and even a hidden portal to the Nether. But shh, don’t tell anyone!

3. Our PvP arena is actually a giant lava pit surrounded by flying pigs. It’s a battle like no other, and the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

4. We have a special event every Friday where all the mobs in the game wear party hats and dance to dubstep music. It’s a sight to behold.

So what are you waiting for? Join Lollerskates today and experience Minecraft like never before!