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Players: | 96/800 | Votes: | 3292 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 48 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 |
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 |
Astral Projections Made: | 0 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Orbs of Power Found: | 3 |
Ores Mined: | 5624 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
Spectral Entities Defeated: | 3 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
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