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| Players: | 100/300 | Votes: | 6180 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 54 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 13 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 15 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 4 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 12 | New Chunks Explored: | 526827 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 8 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 6 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 6 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 19 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of never knowing what your dad’s fetishes are, because let’s be real, they’re probably wilder than a pack of rabid wolves. And remember, if you want to fit in here, you better not even think about jerking off – it’s a strict rule that we take very seriously.
In our latest edition, aptly titled “FUCK MY ASS”, things are bound to get even more insane. Who knows what kind of shenanigans will go down next? Will we build a giant statue of a butt? Will we have a dance party in the Nether? The possibilities are endless, and that’s what makes /dft/ the place to be for all your Minecraft adventures.
So come join us, if you dare. Just be prepared for anything and everything, because on this server, the only thing you can expect is the unexpected.
