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Haniyeh’s Blocky Demise Minecraft Server

Assassination, blocky, Conflict, covert operation, demise, Hamas, Haniyeh, Haniyehs, intelligence, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military operation, Minecraft, Mossad, news headline, Politics, RETALIATION, Revenge, Server, State-sponsored, targeted killing, Tehran, Terrorism

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	7792
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Magic Items Found:	1453
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Farms Harvested:	366	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

join our minecraft server and you can be part of the epic battle between israel and haniyeh in tehran! build your own secret underground bunker to hide from the chaos or join the fight and help take down the evil ex-hamas leader! with crazy pvp battles and secret missions, this server will keep you on the edge of your seat! plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet llama named haniyeh to ride into battle! so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and be part of the madness!

TyphonCraft: Pinoy vs China

Acquisition, arms race, China, Conflict, Defense, defense system, Diplomacy, foreign policy, international relations, Military, military technology, missile defense, Philippines, PINOY, SECURITY, Southeast Asia, strategic partnership, Tension, Typhon missile system, Typhoncraft, U.S, Warning

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	355
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Votes:	1829	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Towns Built:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	16

so, like, this server is lit af, like hotter than a typhon missile system, ya feel me? we got crazy builds that will make china jealous, like, they be warning us and stuff. but we ain’t scared, we got the philippines on our side, ready to acquire all the typhon missile systems we need to protect our epic builds. join us and be part of the most explosive minecraft server out there, trust me, you won’t regret it. #boom #philippinespower #minecraftmadness

Smashing Textures Land 1.21.3

1.21.3, alternative methods, Crafting Materials, creative process, Digital World, Exploration, fantasy adventure, fantasy world, game development, Gaming, gathering cobwebs, immersive experience, inefficient way, interactive storytelling, Land, Resource Gathering, role playing, Smashing, smashing books, Textures, unique items, video game, virtual reality

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	7115
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9

Yo, bro, do you even Minecraft? Forget about smashing books or gathering cobwebs like a peasant, come join our server for the most outrageous way to get textures! We’ve got llamas that spit out colorful wool, villagers that barf up diamonds, and even creepers that explode into a shower of rainbow blocks. It’s like a psychedelic trip through the world of Minecraft, but with a side of wacky and wild! So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most insane texture gathering you’ve ever seen!

Lonely Minecraft SMP Player

average life, blog, blue light, BREAKING, daydream, DEPRESSING, Escape, Fault, Friends, Girlfriend, hopelessness, Loneliness, lonely, Loser, Lurking, Minecraft, Music, numb, player, self loathing, Sleeping, smp, suffer in silence, Torment

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	1428
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Holy Grails Found:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	292

Are you tired of feeling like a lonely husk of a player in Minecraft? Do you yearn for a server where you can escape your real-life woes and live out your wildest blocky dreams? Look no further than our insane SMP!

Join us for a chance to break free from the perpetual state of loneliness and torment that plagues your everyday life. Say goodbye to being a dead man walking and hello to a world where you can finally make friends, build relationships, and maybe even find love (yes, love in Minecraft is possible, don’t question it).

Our server is the perfect place to let loose, have fun, and forget about all your real-life problems. Who needs productivity when you can spend your days mining, crafting, and causing chaos with your fellow players? Trust us, joining our SMP will be the best decision you’ve ever made – you’ll wonder why you didn’t do it sooner!

So what are you waiting for? Leave your lonely, depressing life behind and join our wacky, wild, and totally outrageous Minecraft SMP today. Who knows, you might just find the happiness and fulfillment you’ve been searching for (or at least a few laughs along the way).

NoCutsNoButtsMC

-5 degrees, Beans, Checkout, Christmas spirit, cold, compassion, contractions, grocery store, Heartless, Items, Labor, NoCutsNoButtsMC, Rush, Season, self checkout, soccer game, Time, UNCOMFORTABLE, WAIT, WOMAN

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	2246
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Villages Defended:	12
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Magic Items Found:	2274
Enchantments Applied:	56	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of everyday life? Look no further than our server, where you won’t have to deal with entitled soccer moms trying to cut in line at the grocery store! Join us for a world of endless possibilities and no labor and contraction stories in sight. Plus, our server is so hot, you won’t even notice the -5 degree weather outside. So come on over and leave the heartless bitches behind – unless they want to play Minecraft, of course!

FrogSMP

Earth, Economy, Minecraft SMP Jobs Skills Automation Shop Economy Teleport Groups Area protections Custom world Exploration Building Survival PVP Quests Server Community Plugins Modding, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	5580
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

! FrogSMP Welcome to

Main features:

Jobs and Skills: Develop new skills and gain through a variety of jobs. Dosages: Automation of tasks to facilitate your progress. Shop and Economy: Buy, sell and trade with other players on your way to economic success. Personal Teleport Points: Quickly move to your or others’ favorite locations. Groups: Collaborate with friends and form your own groups. Area protections: Protect your construction with an area claim system. Custom World: Explore a unique world you won’t find anywhere else!

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Azure Kingdom 1.20.3

1.20.3, 4koma, AZURE, Banners, Binah, blue archive, Commissions, Events, Experience, fubuki, general, guides, HARD, kanna, Kingdom, Kirino, lessons, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Noa, Normals, patch notes, PVs, Resources, Say-Bing!, Scrimmages, Secret Midnight Party, shorts, Side Content, The Fury of Set, Total Assault, Yuuka

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	2748
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Void Armor Forged:	27
Ores Mined:	9486	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Yo, bros and broettes! Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your grandma’s knitting circle on a Friday night? Well, look no further, because our server is the bee’s knees, the cat’s pajamas, and the llama’s drama all rolled into one!

Join us for a crazy adventure where you can build your dream world, battle epic mobs, and maybe even find a secret midnight party with an oni holding a bell – who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got limit break assaults, hovercraft races, and double the lessons, commissions, normals, hards, and experience points – it’s like winning the lottery, but with creepers instead of cash!

And if that’s not enough to tickle your pickle, how about some swimsuit babes like Kanna, Fubuki, and Kirino waiting for you in our banners? They’ll make you say “Bing!” and never look back!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of fun, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of sanity – but who needs that anyway? Let’s get blocky, baby!

Cara Thread Minecraft SMP

accessories, Cara, Cara thread, Crafting, Creative, design, diy, embellishments, embroidery, Fabric, fashion, Handmade, hobby, inspiration, Minecraft, needlework, patterns, Projects, Sewing, smp, stitching, textile art, Thread, tutorials

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	8739
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	18	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	81
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21	Dragons Tamed:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Animals Bred:	53	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	38
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun!

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a horde of angry chickens. But don’t worry, they’re just trying to protect their precious diamond eggs that they’ve been hoarding. Your mission? Steal those eggs and become the ultimate chicken whisperer.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or stand against their fluffy tyranny?

And let’s not forget about the infamous potato cult that roams the server, spreading their starchy gospel to all who will listen. Will you join their carb-filled ranks or resist the temptation of the almighty potato?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy Minecraft SMP and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Just watch out for those killer bunnies, they’re no joke.

ToyThiefGrannyAITA

anger, Boundaries, Charity, children, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, family, forgiveness, Generosity, grandkids, hospice, judgement, reconciliation, RELATIVES, resolution, stealing, Toys, ToyThiefGrannyAITA, Trust, Visit

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	1969
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	112	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Dragons Tamed:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Magic Items Found:	5843	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Divine Spears Created:	25	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the insanity of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocky fun.

Just like Heather swooped in and took those toys without a second thought, you can swoop in and claim your spot on our server. No need to ask permission, just jump right in and start building your virtual empire.

And just like Heather’s granddaughters couldn’t resist opening those toys, you won’t be able to resist exploring all the amazing creations our players have built. From towering castles to underground lairs, there’s something for everyone on our server.

So why wait? Join now and let the drama of real life fade away as you embark on epic adventures in the world of Minecraft. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with family feuds and toy thieves.

StraightButNotNarrow Minecraft SMP

acceptance, Allies, coming out, Diversity, equality, Gay, gender, Identity, inclusion, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, LGBTQ Pride Parade, lgbtq rights, love is love, Minecraft, non-binary, pride, queer, RAINBOW, Sexuality, smp, Straight.., StraightButNotNarrow, supportive

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	1532
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Villages Defended:	10
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the wildest ride of your life, I swear! We got flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground club where the villagers throw the craziest parties. Plus, one time a creeper tried to run for president and we all had to stop him before he blew up the whole server. It was nuts, man! So come join us and let’s make some epic memories together, you won’t regret it, I promise!