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Players: | 93/500 | Votes: | 2309 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 4 |
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 5 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 | Crops Grown: | 8224 |
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 36 | Divine Spears Created: | 29 |
Imagine mining for diamonds and stumbling upon a secret underground rave where the zombies are breakdancing and the skeletons are twerking. Or building a castle so magnificent that even the Ender Dragon wants to move in and pay rent.
But be warned, once you join our server, you may never want to leave. So grab your pickaxe and saddle up your pig, because the most common activity that typically leads to sex on our server is battling it out in epic PvP battles where the winner gets a kiss from a virtual villager. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!