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PasswordPirateBay

account sharing, ad-free, bills, brother, CANCELLATION, Communication, Conflict, Dilemma, Fairness, family, monthly fee, Netflix, password sharing, PasswordPirateBay, payment, Principle, sibling, sister-in-law, streaming ban, Streaming Service, user added

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	8048
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Secret Passages Found:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

Are you tired of sharing your Netflix password with your brother and his entire extended family? Join our Minecraft server instead! We promise not to cancel your account out of nowhere like some people we know.

Our server is full of epic adventures and hilarious moments that will make you forget all about your streaming woes. Plus, we have a strict ‘no password sharing’ policy, so you can rest easy knowing your account is safe with us.

Forget about paying extra fees for streaming services, join our server and let the fun begin. Who needs Netflix when you have a whole world of blocky goodness waiting for you? Join now and leave the drama behind – unless it’s in-game drama, of course.

NightOwlTalks Minecraft SMP

Deep dive discussions, Detailed dialogues, Elaborate conversations, Endless debates, Engaging topics, Enthusiastic conversations, Exhaustive debates, Extensive talks, Fascinating subjects, Favorite interests, In-depth conversations, intellectual debates, Intriguing subjects, Late night chats, Long-winded discussions, Minecraft, Never-ending conversations, NightOwlTalks, Passionate discussions, Prolonged discussions., smp, specific interests, Thought-provoking topics

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	9140
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to debate the age-old question of whether creepers are actually misunderstood creatures just trying to give hugs! Our server is filled with players who are passionate about discussing the deep lore of Minecraft mobs and the intricate relationships between Steve and his animal companions. Plus, rumor has it that our secret underground base is actually a portal to the Nether, where you can mine diamonds while dodging fireballs from angry pigmen. So if you’re ready to dive into the wacky world of Minecraft conspiracy theories and embark on epic adventures with fellow players, come join us!

MineMindShift

adaptation, BELIEF, CHANGE, conviction, critical thinking, Evolution, flexibility, growth, introspection, mindset, MineMindShift, open-minded, paradigm shift., personal development, perspective, reconsideration, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, transformation

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	2558
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	123	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of living in a world where pigs don’t fly and diamonds don’t rain from the sky? Well, on our Minecraft server, all your wildest dreams can come true! We’ve got a secret potion that will make you question everything you thought you knew about the Minecraft universe. Join us and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT)! Who knows, maybe you’ll even start believing that creepers are just misunderstood cuddle bugs. So come on down and join us for a wild ride of mind-bending fun!

Secrets4Diamonds Minecraft Server

#classified information, China, classified documents, court case, Espionage, espionage case, espionage charges, espionage scandal, guilty plea, guilty verdict, intelligence, Military, Military Secrets, Minecraft, national security, pleads guilty, Secrets4Diamonds, security breach, selling secrets, Server, Treason, us soldier, US-China relations

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	5720
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	130	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	8787
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	225
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

so like, imagine a minecraft server where u can trade secrets with china like this US soldier dude did lol. but don’t worry, we won’t get u in trouble with the feds, we just want u to have a good time playing minecraft. join our server for the thrill of espionage and building epic bases with your new chinese pals. who knows, maybe u’ll uncover some top secret recipes for panda express while u’re at it. come join us for a spy-tacular time!

KurskKaboom: Don’t Panic, Just Mine!

Conflict, Conspiracy, cover up, Deception, Defense, dont, eastern europe, Government, information warfare, intelligence, Kursk, KurskKaboom, Military, Military operations, military strategy, Panic, Politics, Russian lawmaker, SECURITY, Tension, Ukraine, War

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	5685
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Votes:	352	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	4806	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Buildings Constructed:	46	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Secret Passages Found:	2

so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, lemme tell u sumthing, dis server is so lit, even da russian lawmakerz b talkin bout it! dey say dat da military knew ukraine wuz gonna hit kursk, but dey wuz all like ‘nah, don’t panic, we got dis’ cuz dey know wut dey doin. so if u wanna be part of sum crazy shenanigans and epic adventures, join dis server now! trust me, u won’t regret it, unless u don’t like fun and awesomeness, den u can just go play wif da sheep or sumthing. but if u wanna be part of da coolest crew in minecraft, den join us now! da russian lawmakerz approve dis message, so u know it’s gotta be good!

NeglectCraft: The Forgotten Miners

Abuse, adverse experiences, behavioral problems, childhood maltreatment, childhood trauma, cognitive difficulties, cognitive impairment, developmental delays, emotional well being, Forgotten, long-term effects, mental health, miners, neglect, NeglectCraft, neglectful caregivers, neglectful parenting, neurological development, new research, psychological impact, STUDIES, Trauma, underestimated

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	7143
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Runes Activated:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Endless Legions Commanded:	26
Divine Spears Created:	12	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Emeralds Found:	5530	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6

So, like, this server is like totally the bomb diggity, bro! like, we got crazy stuff happenin’ all the time, like, did you know that if you join our server, you’ll actually become a wizard in real life? like, no joke, you’ll be casting spells and flying on broomsticks and stuff.

And get this, our server is like, super exclusive, only the coolest people get to join. If you’re not cool enough, you’ll get turned into a potato. yeah, a freakin’ potato. But don’t worry, we have a potato farm where all the uncool people hang out and have potato parties.

Oh, and did I mention that our server is haunted? Like, for real. There’s a ghost that haunts the mines and if you see it, you have to challenge it to a dance-off. If you win, you get a diamond sword. If you lose, well, let’s just say you’ll be haunting the mines too.

So, like, if you wanna be a wizard, hang out with potatoes, and challenge ghosts to dance-offs, then you gotta join our server. It’s gonna be, like, totally epic, dude.

SimplexCraft

Adventure, building, Community, Crafting, Dungeons, Economy, Enchantments, Exploration, Gaming, MCMMO, Minecraft, Minigames, mobs, Mods, multiplayer, Plugins, PvE, PvP, Ranks, Server, Skills, Survival, Towny

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	7469
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Meteorites Collected:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Emeralds Found:	109	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

Server Release We are delighted to announce the release of SimplexCraft. With a survival experience like no other, custom enchantments, star levels, free ranks, progressive skills and much more.

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Kayabas SMP

Anarchy, BUILD, Community, Friends, Kayabas, Minecraft, smp, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	1223
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	48	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	82
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4

Join our Vanilla SMP Minecraft server! Experience survival, build with friends, and enjoy a friendly community.

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CheaterCraft Minecraft Server

BETRAYAL, broken hearted, Caught you in the arms of another, CheaterCraft, emotional turmoil, feeling betrayed, heart shattered, Heartache, heartache and healing, heartache and pain, HEARTBREAK, heartbroken, Infidelity, lost love, love and loss, Love Lost, love lost and found, Minecraft, moving on, Pain, questioning love, Server, trust broken

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	9923
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5552	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly became the best builder in all the land. Legend has it they built a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks and had a pet dragon that breathed fire made of TNT. But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever witness. We’re talking players riding pigs into battle while wearing full diamond armor and wielding enchanted golden carrots as weapons. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that our community is filled with the most hilarious and friendly players you’ll ever meet. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the insanity begin!

4chanPokeverseRP Minecraft SMP Madness

2024.., 4chan, 4chanPokeverseRP, activity with Pokemon, advances, bus fare, FAQ, Gay, help a pal out, madness, metal snake, Minecraft, MONEY, open guide, pokemon, Pokephilia, pokeverse, porn dumps, RP thread, smp, starting guide, Straight..

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	9805
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

Welcome to our absolutely chaotic Minecraft SMP where anything goes! We’ve got giant metal snakes coming at you left and right, so watch out or you might just get squished!

Join us for some wild adventures in the 4chan Pokeverse RP thread where you can interact with Pokemon in ways you never thought possible. Need some cash for bus fare? No worries, just ask around and someone will help you out, because we’re all about supporting our fellow players in this crazy world.

Don’t worry about any questionable activities with Pokemon, just talk it out and everything will be fine. And if you’re looking for some spicy content, we’ve got separate threads for straight and gay pokephilia, so you can get your fix without judgment.

So come on and join us for some outrageous fun and unforgettable moments in this insane Minecraft SMP! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because in this world, anything can happen.