Dankness Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

LeftTurn Minecraft Server

CHANGE, confusion, disorientation, displacement, Distance, hypothetical, hypothetical scenario, left, LeftTurn, leftward movement, location, Minecraft, movement, perspective, scenario, Server, Situation, spatial, spatial shift, Sudden, Teleportation, teleportation situation, unexpected

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	2160
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Are you tired of being stuck in the same boring spot all day? Well, on our Minecraft server, you’ll never have to worry about that again! Join us and get ready for some teleportation madness!

Imagine this: you’re peacefully mining some diamonds when suddenly, you get teleported 30 meters to the left and find yourself face to face with a herd of angry llamas. But don’t worry, they’re just there to challenge you to a dance-off! Show off your best moves and win some epic loot!

Or maybe you’re exploring a mysterious cave and get teleported to a hidden treasure room filled with diamonds, emeralds, and…creepy clowns? Don’t let their sinister smiles scare you, they just want to trade you some rare items in exchange for your best joke!

So, if you’re ready for some unpredictable adventures and hilarious surprises, join our Minecraft server now and get ready to be teleported into a world of pure chaos and fun!

OverpricedCraft

affordable, Alternative, brand name, budget-friendly, cost effective, Designer, expensive, Extravagant, frugal, high end, Imitation, knockoff, luxury, Overpriced, OverpricedCraft, Premium, Quality, savings, Splurge, Unnecessary, Value

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	1517
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	21	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Votes:	7597	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	43
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Endless Night Skies:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality itself? Look no further! Our server is so epic that even diamonds are jealous of our awesomeness. For just $100, you can join a community where pigs fly, creepers dance, and Steve has a secret side hustle as a professional llama whisperer. Why settle for a $50 or $20 server when you can experience the insanity of our world for just a Benjamin? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT everywhere).

ClimateCraft: No Ads, Just Blocks!

Ads, advertising, blocks, Censorship, climate change, ClimateCraft, controversial topics, digital advertising, environmental issues, facebook, global warming, Marketing, Media, News, Online platforms, policy, Promoting, rejects, sensitive topics, Social Issues, social media, Stories

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	6751
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Ores Mined:	1558
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Zombie Dances:	10	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Alien Abductions:	3

lol so like u know how facebook is all like “no ads about climate change cuz it’s too sensitive” well guess what, our minecraft server is all about climate change baby!! join us and u can build ur own renewable energy sources like wind turbines and solar panels. u can even create ur own virtual protests against deforestation and pollution. plus, we have a secret underground bunker where u can hide from the evil corporations trying to silence ur environmental message. come join us and fight for a greener minecraft world!! #savetheblocks

CelebSkinnyCraft

celebrity impersonator, celebrity lookalike, CelebSkinnyCraft, doppelganger, double take, Fame, famous doppelganger, famous lookalike, famous person, Identity, impersonation, media attention, mistaken for celebrity, mistaken identity, Notoriety, paparazzi, public figure, public image, recognition, resemblance, spotlight

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	5205
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Mines Excavated:	2183	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

so, join our epic minecraft server and escape the paparazzi! we have secret hideouts and disguise kits to help you blend in with the mobs. plus, our custom skins will make you look like a creeper or enderman, so no one will suspect a thing!

but wait, there’s more! our server is home to the legendary diamond unicorn, rumored to grant wishes to those who find it. embark on a quest to track down this mythical creature and reap the rewards!

and if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a pet dragon that you can ride into battle against other players. imagine swooping down from the sky on the back of a fire-breathing beast, ready to conquer all who stand in your way.

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and live out your wildest minecraft fantasies!

ShockwaveCraft: Heart Regen

Cardiac Surgery, cardiovascular disease, clinical trial, Heart, heart health, heart regeneration, heart surgery, heart tissue, improve heart pumping function, innovative treatment, medical breakthrough, medical technology, non-invasive therapy, patient recovery, Patients, post-surgery, REGEN, regenerate heart cells, regenerative medicine, shockwave therapy, ShockwaveCraft, shockwaves, Space hairdryer

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	2813
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Towns Built:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Void Armor Forged:	27	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3

Yo, yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, it’s like using a space hairdryer to regenerate your heart cells after surgery? Well, look no further, cuz we got shockwaves up in here that will have your heart pumping like never before!

Our clinical trial proved that shockwave therapy not only regenerates heart tissue, but also improves heart pumping function in patients. And guess what? We’re bringing that same energy to our Minecraft server! Join us and experience the ultimate heart-pumping adventure as you battle mobs, build epic structures, and conquer the virtual world like a boss!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the most electrifying Minecraft server in the universe! Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared for some serious shockwave action! Let’s get this party started, gamers! WOOOOOO!

WebM LOLZ Minecraft Server

amusing, chuckling, comedy, Digital Media, Entertainment, funny, ha, hilarious, humor, internet culture, LAUGHING, Laughter, lolz, meme, Minecraft, online content, Server, social media, video clip, viral video, web entertainment, web humor, webm

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	3499
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Buildings Constructed:	22
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most mind-blowing place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to ride on giant flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds in a volcano filled with lava-proof chickens. Our server is so insane that even Herobrine himself wouldn’t dare to step foot in our realm!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers, a roller coaster that takes you through a maze of exploding TNT, and a hidden treasure hunt that leads you to a chest full of enchanted golden carrots.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wildest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you in the game, fellow Minecraft maniacs!

SerkisCraft Minecraft Server

andy serkis, apolitical, dangerous game, Decision making, Europe, Felix Kersten, Heinrich Himmler, hitler, Holocaust, influence, medical masseuse, medical skills, Minecraft, personal doctor, s&s, save lives, SerkisCraft, Server, The Man With The Miraculous Hands, third reich, War, woody harrelson

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	4694
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5648	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Alien Abductions:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Andy Serkis playing Himmler opposite Woody Harrelson in ‘The Man With The Miraculous Hands’? Look no further! Our server is set in a 1939 alternate universe where Felix Kersten, a medical masseuse, becomes Himmler’s personal doctor and saves the day with his magical hands.

Join us as we reenact this epic tale in Minecraft form! Use your medical skills as a weapon, influence decision making at the highest level, and turn Himmler against Hitler to save thousands of lives. It’s a dangerous game, but hey, that’s just how we roll on this server.

So come on down and experience the madness for yourself. Who knew saving lives could be so much fun in Minecraft? Join now and be a part of the craziest story ever told in the Minecraft universe!

RedstoneSisterCleanUp Minecraft Server

anger management, Boundaries, cleanliness, Communication, emotional intelligence, family conflict, gender equality, Gender Roles, household chores, household etiquette, hygiene, Maturity, menstruation, Minecraft, parenting, period blood, personal space, RedstoneSisterCleanUp, Respect, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, sibling rivalry, teenage drama

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	837
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Potions Brewed:	175	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

Are you tired of dealing with period drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where you won’t find any period-soaked underwear left on the bathroom floor! Our virtual world is clean and free of any bodily fluids, so you can game in peace without worrying about stepping on a surprise.

Plus, our server is full of epic quests and adventures that will make you forget all about the real-life drama. Explore hidden caves, battle fierce monsters, and build the most epic base you can imagine. And the best part? No one will ever leave period blood on your virtual rug!

So leave the real world behind and join our Minecraft server for a period-free gaming experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

JobBlockerCraft

aita, Degree, Feedback, job application, Job Interview, job opportunity, job prospects, job referral, Job Search, JobBlockerCraft, lying on application, partners friends bf, Recommendation, Recruitment, uk, unemployment, work ethic

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	8999
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
New Chunks Explored:	288477	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Divine Spears Created:	14	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value honesty and hard work! Unlike some people in the real world, we don’t tolerate laziness or dishonesty here.

Join us if you want to escape the drama of unemployed boyfriends who can’t be bothered to apply for jobs and instead rely on others to do the work for them. We promise not to recommend you for any jobs you’re not qualified for, but we will provide a fun and supportive community for you to thrive in.

Don’t let your Minecraft adventures be tainted by shady characters who try to use others for their own gain. Come play with us and leave the drama at the door! And remember, always give credit where credit is due – especially when it comes to job applications. 😂🎮 #MinecraftDrama #JobApplicationGate #JoinUsToday

Crafty Ladies Minecraft Server

Crafty, ladies, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	9285
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Gods Slained:	1

Hey gamers! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place to unleash your creativity and build to your heart’s content!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans. Our community is like no other, with players who have mastered the art of building with… unconventional materials.

Need some inspiration? Just ask our resident expert who once built a giant castle using only diamond pickaxes! And don’t even get us started on the epic battles that have taken place on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even discover a new favorite tool for building… 😉