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MineCraftyCOVIDEconLoss

2022, Australian, Australian economy, Billions, cost, covid, economic productivity, Economy, gdp, gross domestic product, growth, HOURS, long covid, long tail tags, lost work hours, MineCraftyCOVIDEconLoss, productivity, real, research

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	1941
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	63

So, like, you wanna join dis epic Minecraft server cuz it’s like, totally gonna cure long COVID or sumthin’. Like, seriously, we got magical blocks that’ll heal ya right up and make ya feel like a million diamonds. Plus, we got a secret potion that’ll make ya build like a pro, no joke.

Join now and be a part of the craziest adventure ever! Who needs real life when you can have a Minecraft server that’ll make ya forget all about those lost work hours and economic productivity? Let’s build a world where long COVID is just a myth and fun is the only currency that matters. Don’t miss out on this wild ride, join now!

Janitor’s Closet SMP: Where even the mop has a backstory!

application, backstory, balanced rules, CLOSET, Community, CustomMusicDiscs, Diplomacy, Discord, DrugPlugin, Dynmap, Events, Fantasy Nations, Geopolitical, Imagemaps, Janitors, Moderators, mop, new players, Quality-of-life plugins, RealisticSeasons, Roleplay, rules, smp, Stonework, War, Worldbuilding

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	9219
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	6418	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Janitor’s Closet SMP Overview:

Description
The Janitor’s Closet SMP is a WorldBuilding/Geopolitical server where players create fantasy nations, engage in diplomacy, war, events, and more. It aims to create a tightly knit community with balanced rules and moderators.
The server is set in version 1.21 with a new world, offering opportunities for new players to join and build their ideas.
Some plugins on the server include Dynmap, RealisticSeasons, Imagemaps, DrugPlugin, CustomMusicDiscs, and more to enhance gameplay and roleplay.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
How can I join the Janitor’s Closet SMP?	Fill out a simple application after reading the rules to show you are a good fit for the server.
What can I expect from the server in terms of gameplay?	You can create fantasy nations, engage in diplomacy, war, player made events, and more. Various quality of life plugins are also available.
Is there a Discord server for Janitor’s Closet SMP?	Yes, you can join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/AuvNQqsQZj

CraftyDigits Minecraft Server

83230502, CraftyDigits, long tail tags, Minecraft, Numbers, previous, Server

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	9401
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Divine Spears Created:	14
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Cursed Amulets Found:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party in the Nether!

Join us for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle against armies of evil chickens, and mine for diamonds with a pickaxe made of pure cheese!

Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is a regular player, and he’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him. Plus, our admin team consists of real-life wizards who can grant you wishes in-game (as long as your wish is for more diamonds, of course).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before! Just be prepared for some wacky adventures and unexpected twists along the way.

AmeliaCraft SMP – The Detective’s Den

adorable, Amelia Watson, AmeliaCraft, Anime, appreciation thread, Community, cute, Den, detective, DETECTIVES, dorky, Entertainment, FANART, funny, Gaming, hololive, Livestream, smp, streaming, Virtual idol, virtual reality, virtual youtuber, Vtuber, wonderful detective

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	4018
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with mystery, adventure, and plenty of shenanigans.

Are you a fan of detective work? Well, you’re in luck because our resident detective, Amelia Watson, will be leading the charge in solving all the mysteries of our server. From missing diamonds to stolen cake, nothing gets past this Sherlock Holmes wannabe.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground lair filled with rare loot and hidden treasures. Rumor has it that Amelia once found a diamond the size of a baby zombie’s head down there.

So come join us on this wacky journey and see if you have what it takes to survive in our crazy world. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this Minecraft SMP!

MijaCraft: Where’s My Title?

boyfriend’s family, Communication, Cultural differences, endearment, family dynamics, feelings, Insecurity, interracial relationship, Jealousy, language barrier, long term relationship, Mija, MijaCraft, misunderstandings, Nickname, outcast, potential daughter-in-law, relationships, Respect, Spanish, Title, Wheres, White

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	4037
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all cultures and languages…except for when it comes to giving nicknames! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama and intrigue, just like this player’s story about not being called “mija” by her boyfriend’s family.

On our server, you’ll never have to worry about feeling left out because you don’t speak fluent Spanish or because you haven’t shared a child with your in-game partner. But watch out, because jealousy, insecurity, and outcast vibes may still creep up on you when you least expect it!

Join us for a chance to explore the depths of family dynamics and respect issues, all while building epic structures and battling mobs. Who needs a nickname like “mija” when you can carve out your own unique identity in our crazy Minecraft world?

So come on, don’t be an ungrateful player like the OP in this story. Join our server today and show us what you’re made of! And remember, it’s all in good fun…or is it? 😉

CraftyLifeBalance

balance, CraftyLifeBalance, emotional intelligence, Financial Stability, fulfillment, Gratitude, Happiness, health, mental health, mindfulness, personal growth, physical activity, positive mindset, purpose, relationships, self-care, Social Connections, Stress Management, Time management, well-being, work-life balance

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	6611
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Mines Excavated:	1778
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	309	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	83	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old grind? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up and bring some excitement into your virtual life!

Join our server and experience a world like no other, where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers dance to dubstep music. Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself couldn’t resist joining in on the fun!

Looking for a balanced life? Look no further than our server, where you can mine for diamonds by day and party with villagers by night. Who needs therapy when you can ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens?

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most fulfilling Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a noob, in which case, good luck surviving the chaos!

DroughtCraft: Feed the Hungry!

Africa, aid, Assistance, climate change, Crisis, disaster relief, Donations, drought, DroughtCraft, emergency response, famine, Feed, food shortages, fundraising, humanitarian assistance, Hunger, Hungry, international appeal, natural disaster, POVERTY, Southern Africa, struggling communities, Support

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	5257
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Farms Harvested:	873	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

LOL come join our epic minecraft server, where we got more food than southern africa lol! we got so much food you’ll never go hungry, unless you forget to eat in real life lol! we got so many diamonds you’ll be bling blingin’ like a rapper!

we got so many players, it’s like a party in here 24/7! we got so many animals you’ll think you’re in a zoo! we got so many villages you’ll never be lonely, unless you’re a hermit lol!

we got so many epic builds, you’ll think you’re in a dream! we got so many mods, you’ll think you’re in a different dimension! we got so many surprises, you’ll think you’re on a rollercoaster!

join now and be a part of the craziest minecraft server ever! we promise you’ll never be bored, unless you’re a block of dirt lol!

CuneiCraft: Lunar Omen Server

4000 years old, ancient civilizations, ancient history, ancient languages, ancient texts, ancient writing, archaeological discovery, CuneiCraft, cuneiform tablets, death, DECIPHERED, Destruction, historical artifacts, iraq, Lunar, lunar eclipses, Mesopotamia, Omen, omens, pestilence, scholars, Server, Sumerian culture, tablet decipherment

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	909
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19

LOLZ JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER BECAUSE WE HAVE ANCIENT CUNEIFORM TABLETS THAT PREDICT WHEN YOU’RE GONNA DIE IN THE GAME. IF YOU SEE A LUNAR ECLIPSE, YOU BETTER WATCH OUT FOR DEATH, DESTRUCTION, AND PESTILENCE COMING YOUR WAY! WHO NEEDS FORTUNE TELLERS WHEN YOU HAVE ANCIENT TABLETS TELLING YOUR FATE IN MINECRAFT? JOIN NOW OR FACE THE WRATH OF THE CUNEIFORM CURSE!

DisappointCraft Minecraft Server

Boring, DisappointCraft, DISAPPOINTING, disappointing follow-up, disappointing sequel, Disappointment, follow-up, Gaming, lackluster, lackluster sequel, letdown, Minecraft, not living up to expectations, Sequel, sequel in name only, sequel letdown, Server, underwhelming, underwhelming sequel, unimpressive, uninspired, video game, video game sequel

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	3256
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Meteorites Collected:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	133	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Are you tired of boring sequels that are just a disappointment? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the sequel you never knew you needed! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that is as wacky as they come. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed (unlike that other sequel we won’t mention)! So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the true meaning of a sequel done right!

IsHeRightMC SMP

alt right beliefs, alt right critics, alt right ideology, alt right movement, alt right supporters, Alt-Right, being woke, controversy, debate, disagreement, idiots, IsHeRightMC, opinion, Political Correctness, right, smp, social justice, Woke, woke beliefs, WOKE CULTURE, Woke Ideology, woke movement

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	6917
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Dimension Hops:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes things way too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players dressed as giant chickens and evil villagers riding on llamas. And don’t even get me started on the time we had a dance-off competition in the Nether – let’s just say things got heated (literally)!

Oh, and did I mention our server has a secret underground disco club where players can let loose and show off their best dance moves? Trust me, you’ve never seen creepers busting a move like this before!

So, if you’re ready to throw caution to the wind and embrace the chaos, come join our SMP today. Just be prepared for the unexpected because on our server, anything can happen – and usually does!