Dank Engine MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

BlockyBreakupBay

personal growth, lack of intimacy, communication problems, seeking independence, feeling unappreciated

Are you tired of your partner constantly stealing your diamonds in Minecraft? Are they always building ugly structures that ruin your beautiful world? Join our server and escape the drama of real life relationships! Our community is full of players who understand the struggle of dealing with a partner who just can’t seem to play Minecraft the right way. Plus, we have a special “Breakup Island” where you can go to blow off some steam and destroy everything in sight without any consequences. Say goodbye to relationship problems and hello to a blocky paradise where the only drama is deciding what color to dye your sheep next!

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Tut-ceptionCraft

tutorialception, tutorial tricks, teaching, learning, tutorial steps

so, like, you know how you always get lost in minecraft and you’re like “help me, i need a tutorial”? well guess what, on this server, NOBODY CAN MAKE A TUTORIAL ON HOW TO USE A TUTORIAL. it’s like a maze of confusion and chaos, but in a fun way. you’ll be running around like a headless chicken trying to figure out what to do next. it’s like a never-ending puzzle that will keep you entertained for hours. so come join us and see if you can survive the madness. it’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss. just remember, NOBODY CAN MAKE A TUTORIAL ON HOW TO USE A TUTORIAL.

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CarbonCraft: Eco-Friendly Cloud Scheduler

machine learning, Reduce, data centers, energy consumption, carbon footprint

yo yo yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we got dem open-source packages dat will make ur carbon footprint look like a tiny ant. we be reducin’ dat carbon footprint of dem machine learning models like it’s nothin’ with our predictive cloud computin’ schedulin’.

we got dem servers runnin’ so fast, it’s like lightning strikin’ twice in the same spot. u won’t believe ur eyes when u see how efficient we are at makin’ dem models eco-friendly. join us now and be a part of somethin’ truly outta this world. trust me, u won’t regret it.

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⭐ LioviCraft ⭐ NEW SERVER❤️1.12-1.20❤️ Minecraft server

Lazy, Minecraft, server description, Rating, 1.20

The owner of the server «LioviCraft NEW SERVER1.12-1.20» has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

mc.liovimc.ru

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KinoCraft Server: Blocky Fun!

KinoCraft, multiplayer, strategy, virtual reality, Gaming

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us on Kino: The game for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you. We have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. Trust me, you’ve never seen anything like it!

But that’s not all. We also have a giant maze filled with flying pigs and talking cows. Rumor has it that if you make it to the end of the maze, you’ll be rewarded with a magical diamond sword that shoots out rainbows. Who wouldn’t want that?!

And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our resident dragon, Steve, in a epic battle for the ages. Legend has it that whoever defeats Steve will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Just be careful what you wish for!

So what are you waiting for? Join Kino: The game today and prepare yourself for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and your best dance moves!

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TrumpTakedown Minecraft Server

BBC interview, Authorization, perpetrator, setup, TrumpTakedown

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Look no further than our server, where the only thing crazier than the gameplay is the conspiracy theories! Join us and uncover the truth behind the Trump shooting – was it a setup? We’ve got former Secret Service directors, video evidence, and witness reports that will leave you questioning everything.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with hidden secrets and mysteries waiting to be uncovered. Can you crack the code and solve the ultimate conspiracy? Or will you be too busy dodging creepers and building your dream base?

Join us now and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where nothing is as it seems. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind Herobrine while you’re at it. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime – just watch out for any suspicious characters lurking in the shadows. Trust no one, not even that friendly villager offering you a trade. The truth is out there, and it’s waiting for you to discover it. See you on the server, if you dare!

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BlockstonedCraft

addiction, BlockstonedCraft, health concerns, attraction, emotional reactivity

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the craziness of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventures! Join us and leave behind the drama of a husband who smokes weed and has crazy nightmares.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about lack of communication or deep sleepers who can’t hear emergencies. Our community is always alert and ready to help out, especially when it comes to taking care of virtual babies (yes, we have those too!).

Forget about spending money on weed that could be supporting your in-game baby. Join us and explore a world where the only withdrawals you’ll experience are from not playing enough Minecraft. And who needs a doctor or psychiatrist when you have a whole server of players ready to support you?

Plus, on our server, you’ll never have to deal with the smell of weed or emotionally reactive players. Instead, you’ll be surrounded by like-minded individuals who just want to have a good time building, exploring, and having fun together.

So come on over and join us for a wild ride of blocky adventures and virtual escapism. Who needs real life drama when you have a Minecraft server like ours to escape to?

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Crafty Banter Minecraft Server

damaging words, verbal abuse, harsh criticism, mean words, hurtful memories

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where people just build the same old houses and mines? Well, come join our server where the most outrageous thing someone has ever said to you is “I’ll trade you my diamond pickaxe for a stack of dirt!”

Our server is filled with crazy adventures and wacky characters. One time, a player rode a pig off a cliff and survived by landing in a pool of lava! Another time, a group of players built a giant statue of a chicken that laid actual eggs.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh, cry, and question your sanity, then come join us! Who knows what ridiculousness awaits you in our world of blocky madness.

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CraftyYankeeLand

Diversity, equality, united states, stars and stripes, American dream

Burgers? Freedom? Nope, it’s our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride through blocky landscapes and crazy adventures. We’ve got more redstone contraptions than you can shake a stick at, and our community is as welcoming as a warm apple pie. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually built on a secret government base where they conduct experiments on creepers. So if you want to uncover the truth and have a blast doing it, come join us on the most patriotic Minecraft server in the world!

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Advertise Less, Prestige More

Impact, saturation, Competition, Prestige, Awareness

u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the pigs can fly and the creepers do the macarena? well, look no further cuz our server is the craziest in all the land!

join us for epic battles with giant chickens and quests to find the mystical diamond banana. our community is full of wacky characters like a talking cow named moo moo and a dancing enderman who loves to break it down on the dance floor.

but wait, there’s more! if you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots fireballs made of marshmallows. plus, every friday we have a pizza party in the nether realm where the lava is actually hot sauce and the zombies are professional salsa dancers.

so what are you waiting for? come join us on the most insane minecraft server in the universe! trust us, you won’t regret it. unless you’re allergic to fun, then maybe stay away. but seriously, join us now before the unicorns steal all the diamonds!

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