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WokeCraft: American Men Escape to Russia

American, American men, Cultural differences, cultural exchange, diplomatic relations, Escape, foreign policy, Gender Roles, global perspective, ideological differences, international relations, Masculinity, Men, migration options, political asylum, political beliefs, russia, Russian visas, sick of woke West, societal norms, traditional values, travel opportunities, visa applications, western society, WokeCraft

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	4935
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	41
Meteorites Collected:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4862
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	9

are you tired of being woke in the west? come join our minecraft server where you can escape all that nonsense and live in a world where russia welcomes you with open arms! build your own communist utopia or embrace your inner capitalist pig, the choice is yours!

we have vodka rivers, bear companions, and babushkas who will bake you delicious treats while you mine for diamonds. join us now and experience the true slav life in minecraft! da, comrade, da!

Sugar Rush City

AgRP neurons, AgRP neurons effects, city, diabetes in mice, diabetes risk, high-fat diet effects, high-fat diet risks, High-fat diets, hypothalamus, hypothalamus alterations, macronutrient effects, macronutrients, Mice, obesity, obesity in mice, obesity risk, Rush, Sugar, sugar and obesity., sugar effects

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	3769
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Towns Built:	10
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	355	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Heroic Legacies Created:	1

come join our wacky minecraft server where we eat ALL the high-fat foods to alter our hypothalamus like mice! but wait, it’s not just fat that’s the culprit, sugar is the REAL villain here! our AgRP neurons are going crazy with all the macronutrients we’re throwing at them. join us for a wild ride of obesity, diabetes risk, and insane food experiments! who needs a healthy diet when you can have this much fun in minecraft?!

StalkerPE Minecraft server

ANOMALIES, armor, Artifacts, Crafts, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Faction Wars, Groups, Hunger, Laboratories, Loot, mcpe, Minecraftpe, Mutants, Npcs, Pirate, Quests, resource pack, Stalker, StalkerPE, Survival, Thirst, weapons

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	9349
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Void Armor Forged:	14	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Ores Mined:	2977	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Dimension Hops:	9	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

This server is hosted on the MinecraftPE 1.1.5 platform and is dedicated to the STALKER theme

ip: playstp.ru

port: 19132

version MCPE: 1.1.0 – 1.1.5

Our server has:

– Weapons and Armor System – Anomalies and artifacts from the detector – All locations from the Stalker game series – Mutants – Loot spawn in all locations – Laboratories and dungeons – Crafts and Economy – Events and various events from the administration and the server itself – Groups and Faction Wars – Capturing points that give an advantage to players from the group that captured the point – Thirst and Hunger – Quests and Dialogues with NPCs – Unique resource pack

The server has been continuously updated for 6 years and updates are released regularly.

The zone is full of secrets, explore it!

playstp.ru:10000

Chink Does Weeb Minecraft Server

Anime, asian representation, chink, cultural appropriation, Cultural differences, discrimination, Diversity, double standards, entertainment industry, Flops, Globalization, japanese, Manga, Media, Minecraft, Overseas, pop culture, racism, Server, Stereotypes, success, weeb

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	2506
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that is as wacky as a llama in a top hat.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon our server and were instantly transported to a land where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky. They couldn’t believe their eyes as they rode on the backs of dragons, battled giant chickens, and built castles made entirely of cheese.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Disco, where players can boogie down with the most fearsome creature in the land. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a group of villagers performing a synchronized swimming routine in a pool of lava.

So come on down to our server and join in on the madness! Who needs reality when you can have a Minecraft adventure like no other? Let’s make Minecraft weird again!

The Battle Royale Minecraft SMP

battle, Bluey, Break, coping mechanism, Fight, mental break, mental exhaustion, mental fatigue, mental health, mental health awareness, Mental health resources, mental health support, mental health tips, mental recovery, Mental Wellness, mindfulness, Minecraft, noise cancelling, Recovery, Relaxation, Royale.., self-care, smp, stress relief

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	3580
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Villages Defended:	10
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Alien Abductions:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the ultimate battle between players! We’ve had players so immersed in the game that they had to take a break by putting on Bluey (yes, the cartoon dog) and turning on noise cancelling headphones just to recover from the intense PvP matches. It’s like a virtual gladiator arena, but with blocks and pixelated swords. Trust us, you won’t find this level of adrenaline rush anywhere else. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our crazy world!

SassySibs Minecraft Server

bullying accusations, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, Family issues, half-sister drama, instigator, Minecraft, overzealous, Parent-child relationship, SassySibs, school accusations, school conflict, school drama, Server, sibling conflict, sibling drama, sibling rivalry, social drama, social dynamics, teenage behavior, teenage drama, teenage drama intervention

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	7098
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Buildings Constructed:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is not allowed? Look no further than our server, where we have zero tolerance for instigators like “Maddie” and her crazy antics. Join us and escape the madness of real life, where you won’t have to deal with overzealous parents threatening to sue schools over locker room drama.

On our server, you can build your own world without the fear of being grounded for speaking your mind. No more confiscating phones or being called a brat for simply stating the obvious. Join us and let your creativity run wild, without the fear of being punished for being disrespectful.

So if you’re tired of dealing with family drama and just want to have some fun in a drama-free environment, join our Minecraft server today. Who needs real life drama when you can have a blast building and exploring with us? See you in the game!

PreggoPanicCraft

celebration, Communication, communication breakdown, Confrontation, emotional reactions, emotional turmoil, family dynamics, family expectations, Family Support, in-person announcement, parents, PreggoPanicCraft, pregnancy announcement, pregnancy joy, pregnancy news, relationships, selective sharing, Understanding, upset feelings

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	6001
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	25
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Mines Excavated:	1568	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not allowed unless it’s in the form of epic battles between players! Join us and leave all your real-life family drama behind as you embark on exciting adventures in our virtual world.

Forget worrying about upsetting your mom because you didn’t tell her about your pregnancy first – on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is gathering resources to build the most epic base ever!

Join now and experience the thrill of exploring vast landscapes, battling fierce mobs, and maybe even starting your own virtual family with other players. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the excitement you need right here in our Minecraft world?

WarCraftSMP: PointlessWars

aggression, Armistice, Battles, Bloodshed, CASUALTIES, Conflict, Conquest, Diplomacy, disputes, History, imperialism, international relations, Military, peace negotiations, pointless wars, PointlessWars, Political, Unnecessary, violence, War, WarCraftSMP, world history

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	3411
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Ores Mined:	1226
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	New Chunks Explored:	857149

Are you tired of boring old history lessons? Join our Minecraft SMP and witness the most epic and pointless wars in history! From the Great Potato War of 1853 (where two factions fought over the last potato in the land) to the Battle of the Ticklish Trees (where players waged war over who could tickle the most trees), our server is full of ridiculous conflicts just waiting for you to join in on the fun. So grab your sword, saddle up your pig, and get ready for some truly absurd battles on our server!

MorningCraftFun

decluttering, Deep Breathing, efficient planning, gratitude practice, healthy breakfast, healthy habits, meditation, mindfulness, morning exercise, morning rituals, morning routine, MorningCraftFun, organization, positive affirmations, positive mindset, prioritizing tasks, Relaxation, self-care, stress-free mornings, Time management, time-saving tips

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	5745
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Alien Abductions:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Votes:	6655
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12

Tired of waking up to the same old boring routine every morning? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and start your day off right with a virtual breakfast buffet featuring pancakes that actually flip themselves and bacon that sizzles with excitement. Plus, our friendly community of players will serenade you with morning songs to help you ease into the day. Say goodbye to stressful mornings and hello to a world of wacky wonders on our server!

NATO-Free Ukraine Minecraft Server

alliance membership, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Eastern Partnership, european union, foreign policy, government statement, international relations, military alliance, military cooperation, Minecraft, nato, NATOFree, opposition, PM Fico, political stance, regional stability, SECURITY, Server, Slovakia, SOVEREIGNTY, Ukraine

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	1982
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Runes Activated:	8
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Mythical Quests Completed:	37	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

so, like, have you heard about this cray cray minecraft server? it’s like, the best thing since sliced bread, i swear! like, you gotta join because, get this, we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. yeah, you heard me right, llamas in freakin’ top hats!

and, like, if that’s not enough to make you wanna join, we also have a giant roller coaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano. it’s like a thrill ride of epic proportions, dude. you gotta see it to believe it!

oh, and get this, our server is guarded by a team of ninja cats who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that try to mess with you. they’re like the ultimate protectors, man.

so, like, what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the most insane, wacky, and downright hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in minecraft. trust me, you won’t regret it!