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CivilCraft Server – Join the Battle!

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	6651
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where the next United States Civil War is happening! Join us and choose your alliance – will you fight for the Purple Pandas, the Blue Bunnies, or the Green Goblins?

The Purple Pandas are currently dominating the battlefield because they have mastered the art of riding llamas into battle and throwing exploding cupcakes at their enemies. The Blue Bunnies are not far behind, using their secret weapon of teleporting carrot cannons to surprise their foes. And the Green Goblins? Well, let’s just say they have a giant pet dragon on their side that breathes fire and shoots lasers from its eyes.

But what are they fighting over, you ask? The ultimate prize of a magical diamond sword that grants the wielder the power to turn their enemies into adorable baby animals! So come join the fun and may the craziest alliance win!

WoofCraft Minecraft SMP

animal kingdom, Animals, canine, dog, dog lovers, dog owner, doggy, doggy behavior, doggy daycare, doggy fashion, doggy style, domestic animals, four-legged companions, furry friends, loyal companions, Minecraft, pet care, Pets, playful pups, puppy, smp, WoofCraft, world

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	1957
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Gods Slained:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where it’s a doggy dog world out there! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a pack of talking dogs who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their paws. You won’t find that anywhere else!

2. We have a secret underground bunker filled with unlimited diamonds, but you have to defeat a giant mutant cat boss to access it. Are you up for the challenge?

3. Every full moon, the entire server transforms into werewolves and goes on epic hunting quests for rare loot. It’s like a Minecraft version of Twilight, but way cooler.

4. Our community events include synchronized swimming competitions in lava pools and pig racing tournaments where the winner gets a crown made of golden carrots. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?

So what are you waiting for? Join our doggy dog world Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest adventures you’ll ever have in the blocky universe!

DadDutyFree Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	412
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Elemental Crystals Collected:	27
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from your real-life drama? Look no further than our server, where the only kids you’ll have to deal with are the pixelated ones running around in-game!

Join us for a virtual escape from your husband who thinks having more kids will solve all your problems. On our server, you can build a fortress to keep out all the unwanted baby talk and focus on mining for diamonds instead.

Don’t let your husband guilt-trip you into taking out your birth control – join our server and let your virtual adventures be the only thing popping out unexpectedly!

Escape the chaos of your real life and dive into a world where the only crying you’ll hear is from creepers blowing up your creations. Say goodbye to being a stay-at-home mom and hello to being a block-building badass on our server!

So come on over and leave the real-life drama behind. Our Minecraft server is the perfect place to forget about your husband’s baby fever and focus on building the ultimate virtual empire. Plus, we promise there won’t be any toddlers throwing things in toilets – just the occasional zombie trying to break down your door.

MommaCraft: AITA Edition

Achievements, aita, Babysitting, college education, defining moment, Degree, Edition, emo kid, family, financial help, Graduation, green hair, judgmental trash, LARRY, Let it go, Little Larry, master’s degree, mom, MommaCraft, Obsession, Parent, Party, Pregnant, Siblings, SIL, Wife

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	2193
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Astral Projections Made:	4

Are you tired of your family not appreciating your green hair phase from when you were 14? Do you want to escape the judgmental looks and constant reminders of your past mistakes? Then join our Minecraft server, where nobody cares about your hair color or your family drama!

On our server, you can be whoever you want to be without being judged for your past choices. Whether you want to build a castle, explore hidden caves, or just hang out with like-minded players, our server is the perfect escape from your family’s never-ending criticism.

Plus, we have a special event where you can dye your in-game avatar’s hair green and show off your rebellious side without any judgment! Join now and leave your family drama behind – because on our server, the only thing that matters is having fun and enjoying the game!

PineapplePizzaDebate – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	2624
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Dragons Tamed:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Dimension Hops:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Void Armor Forged:	23	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the debate over pineapple on pizza is taken to a whole new level! Join us if you want to be part of a community where pineapple lovers and haters battle it out in epic pizza-making competitions.

Our server is home to the legendary Pineapple Pizza Gang, a group of players who believe that pineapple is the ultimate pizza topping and will stop at nothing to prove it. On the other side, we have the Anti-Pineapple Pizza Alliance, a fierce group of players who will do whatever it takes to banish pineapple from all pizzas.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there is a secret pineapple farm hidden somewhere in the server, guarded by a giant pineapple monster who only allows the bravest of players to harvest its fruit. Will you be the one to uncover its location and claim the ultimate pineapple prize?

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and settle the age-old debate once and for all: pineapple on pizza – yay or nay?

CraftyLiesMC

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	9623
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Void Armor Forged:	28
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Chimeras Created:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Alien Abductions:	4	Villages Defended:	17
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	17

That diamonds are the rarest thing in Minecraft! But not on our server! We have diamond trees that grow diamonds like apples, and diamond chickens that lay diamond eggs! Join us and become the richest player in the world by selling your diamond stash to the villagers for emeralds!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Herobrine, who will challenge you to epic battles for the chance to win rare loot and bragging rights. And rumor has it that if you defeat him, you’ll unlock the secret to unlimited diamonds!

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows what other outrageous surprises await you in our wacky world!

BitCraft Energy Crisis

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	1109
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Void Armor Forged:	23	Zombie Dances:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

so like, this server is lit af cuz it’s like the bitcoin of minecraft servers, using so much energy it’s basically the size of Argentina. but don’t worry, we got mad laptops to mine all that material for you, so you can just chill and build your epic creations. join us and be part of the energy-guzzling, material-hungry madness. it’s gonna be a wild ride, fam.

DepressCraft: TikSnapFace Server

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	4078
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	7888	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Potions Brewed:	118
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Love Letters Sent:	18
Endless Legions Commanded:	42	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4

so, like, u know what’s gonna make u feel better than all that social media crap? joining our EPIC minecraft server, DUH! like, seriously, forget about all those depressing posts and toxic comments, come hang out with us and build some crazy sh*t in the virtual world.

we got unicorns flying around, talking cows giving out free diamonds, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers know how to bust a move. plus, our resident wizard can turn your boring old house into a castle made of candy.

trust me, once u join our server, u won’t even remember what depression feels like. u’ll be too busy laughing at the ridiculousness of it all. so, what are u waiting for? come join us and let’s have a blast together! #minecraftforlife #forgetsocialmedia #jointhefun

EVRONIPPON Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	4390
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Star Shards Collected:	56	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Meteorites Collected:	1	Enchantments Applied:	192
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3402	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we like to think of ourselves as the Japan of Europe… but with a Polish twist! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground bunker filled with dancing chickens who will teach you the art of Polish folk dancing. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it!

2. Our admin team consists of highly trained ninja cats who will protect you from any griefers or trolls. They may look cute, but they mean business.

3. Want to ride a flying pig into battle? We’ve got you covered. Our custom mounts include everything from magical unicorns to giant hamsters.

4. Our spawn town is a replica of the entire city of Warsaw, complete with a working tram system and a giant statue of a pierogi. Because why not?

So come join us on our Minecraft server and experience the madness that is Polska… the Japan of EVROPA! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

AnimeNudeLover Minecraft SMP

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	939
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Crops Grown:	3074	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Secret Passages Found:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a wild anime dream come true! Picture this: you’re peacefully building your house when suddenly a group of naked anime characters come running by, causing chaos and hilarity wherever they go. It’s like a mix of Minecraft and a wacky anime convention, with wholesome nudity thrown in for good measure. Join us if you want to experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life!