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Players: | 106/900 | Votes: | 263 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Witchβs Brew Drunk: | 16 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
Titanic Battles Fought: | 29 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 20 |
Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 6 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 15 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of pork chops, and our PvP arena is actually a giant trampoline where you have to bounce your way to victory.
So why waste your time on those other servers when you can join us for the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!