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Hezbollah vs. Gaza Minecraft Server

Army, Combat, Conflict, Defense, gaza, Gaza resolution, general, hezbollah, idf, international relations, Israel, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, military operation, military preparedness, Minecraft, northern offensive, regional tension, SECURITY, Server, strategy, terrorist organization, threat

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	5108
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

Yo yo yo, listen up all you blocky builders! Our Minecraft server is like a war zone, but with creepers instead of actual bombs! Join us as we prepare for a northern offensive against the evil forces of Herobrine and his army of zombie pigmen. Our fearless general is ready to lead us to victory, but first, we gotta deal with those pesky skeletons in Gaza. So grab your pickaxes and swords, it’s time to show those mobs who’s boss on the battlefield of blocks! Join now for epic battles, crazy adventures, and maybe even a chance to ride a llama into battle. Let’s do this, gamers!

DeportCraft: ChancellorScholz

Chancellor Scholz, ChancellorScholz, Crime Prevention, criminal justice, deportation laws, deportation process, deportation regulations, deportations, DeportCraft, foreign affairs, germany, government policy, high-risk countries, homeland security, HUMAN RIGHTS, Immigration Policy, international relations, law enforcement, Legal System, political decisions, Public Safety, serious criminals

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	1471
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

so, like, this server is like the bomb diggity, man. we got crazy stuff happening all the time, like, you won’t believe it. we got pigs flying, literally. and the cows have, like, laser eyes that shoot out diamonds. it’s wild, i tell ya.

if you join this server, you’ll be able to ride on the back of a dragon and soar through the skies, collecting all the rarest items in the game. plus, our community is, like, super chill and friendly. we all just hang out and have a good time, no drama or anything.

oh, and did i mention that we have a secret underground lair filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams? yeah, it’s true. but shh, don’t tell anyone. it’s, like, super exclusive.

so, come join us on this epic adventure and experience the craziest, most insane Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust me, you won’t regret it.

CalcCraft: Math & Buttons

algebra, Buttons.., CalcCraft, Calculator, calculator buttons, calculator functions, Calculus, education, Geometry, learning, Math, math buttons, math calculator, math functions, math learning, math study, Mathematics, School, studying, Trigonometry, weird buttons

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	6990
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Love Letters Sent:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6

join dis server if u wanna learn math while playin minecraft. we got calculators in da game so u can add up all dem blocks u mine. plus, our server is haunted by a ghost who only speaks in algebra equations. solve em right and he’ll give u diamonds. solve em wrong and he’ll turn u into a chicken. it’s a wild ride of numbers and blocks, so come on in and get ur math on!

CraftyKidzADHD-FreeZone

adhd, Adults, Behavior, CraftyKidzADHDFreeZone, Diagnosis, Identifying, misattributing, older classmates, parents, raising concerns, relative immaturity, school year, Symptoms, teachers, younger children

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	7708
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12	Towns Built:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Meteorites Collected:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Farms Harvested:	237
Secret Passages Found:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7

so like, imagine this server where all the players have ADHD but it’s like, totally cool because the whole world is built for maximum chaos and fun! you’ll never be bored because everything is always changing and moving super fast, just like our brains!

join us if you’re tired of boring, slow servers where you have to follow the rules all the time. here, we embrace the chaos and let our ADHD flag fly high! you’ll never know what’s going to happen next, but that’s what makes it so exciting!

come join us and let your inner ADHD shine in this wild and wacky world where anything is possible. who needs rules when you have fun, right? let’s go on this crazy adventure together and see where our ADHD brains take us!

2S1M – A strait-laced server in a chaotic world on 1.12.2 (anarchy)

1.12.2, 24/7, 2s1m, Allowed, Anarchy, chaotic, ClassiCube, Discord, GRIEFED.., Ip:, java, Join, MOVED, new, Originiated, rules, Screenshots, Server, Spawn, straitlaced, Ungriefed, Vanilla, world, x-ray

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	9237
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	13
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Alien Abductions:	2

2S1M Minecraft Server

2S1M Originiated from ClassiCube. And now moved to Minecraft! This server runs 24/7, and has no rules. (example: X-Ray is allowed).

Join the discord: https://discord.gg/QgJZUBn75n

Join the server: 174.138.80.11:25566

Running on: Java 1.12.2

Old Screenshots, but the spawn is still ungriefed:

https://imgur.com/FjIdFyN

Spawn:

https://imgur.com/LTn3s1N

FAQ

Question	Answer
Are there any rules on the server?	No, there are no rules on the server. Players are free to use X-Ray and other mods.
Can I grief other players’ builds?	Yes, griefing is allowed on the server.
Is there a whitelist to join the server?	No, the server is open to all players.
What version of Minecraft is the server running on?	The server is running on Java 1.12.2

Blocky Beats Minecraft Server

annoying sound, auditory experience, beats, blocky, city noise, different genres, enjoyable sounds, lack of enjoyment, Minecraft, movements, Music, music appreciation, music taste, music therapy, music therapy benefits, not enjoyable, past memories, Personal preferences, Server, sound perception, Taste, trends, tried many times

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	5174
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Votes:	4651

Are you tired of boring music that just sounds like city noise? Do you want to experience a server where the only tunes you’ll hear are the sweet sounds of creeper explosions and zombie groans? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server where the only music you’ll hear is the sound of blocks breaking and pigs oinking. Who needs mainstream music when you can have the soothing sounds of mining and crafting? Join us now and say goodbye to annoying tunes forever!

BocchiCraft Minecraft Server

Bocchi thread, BocchiCraft, long tail tags, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	1563
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Astral Projections Made:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Dragons Tamed:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves way too seriously? Well, look no further than Bocchi thread! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, in the land of Bocchi thread, there was a magical pig named Sir Oinksalot. Legend has it that if you join our server, you may just stumble upon Sir Oinksalot himself, riding a rainbow-colored chicken into battle against evil creepers. And if you’re lucky, he may even grant you three wishes (but let’s be real, one of those wishes is definitely going to be for more bacon).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Blocky Bandits, a group of mischievous players who roam the land causing chaos and mayhem wherever they go. Join their ranks and you’ll be sure to have a wild and unpredictable adventure every time you log on.

So what are you waiting for? Come join Bocchi thread and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just be sure to watch out for Sir Oinksalot and his rainbow chicken – they’re always up to no good!

NoWayImHouseSittingMinecraftServer

Agreement, aita, BETRAYAL, cat, communication breakdown, disconnected, dog, extended family, family, family dynamics, house sit, left behind, NoWayImHouseSittingMinecraftServer, refusing, Resentment, RESPONSIBILITY, secret, summer vacation, vacation, vancouver, vancouver island

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	7567
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	54
Dragon Scales Harvested:	229	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Are you tired of being left behind by your family while they jet off to exotic vacations? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you’ll never feel left out again! Join us and escape to a virtual world where you can build your own vacation paradise without ever having to house sit for pesky pets or relatives.

Imagine a world where you can explore Vancouver Island without ever leaving your computer screen. Build your own virtual family getaway and invite all your friends to join in on the fun. No more feeling disconnected or left behind – on our server, everyone is welcome and included in the adventure.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and say goodbye to boring house-sitting duties and hello to endless possibilities and excitement. Who needs Vancouver when you have a whole virtual world to explore right at your fingertips? Let the fun begin!

CraftyCouplesSecrets

Communication, Concealed, Confidential, CraftyCouplesSecrets, Forbidden, hidden, Honesty, Intimacy, INTIMATE, Personal, Private, relationship, Secrets, Trust, undisclosed, unexpressed, unshared, unspoken

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	9650
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	15

Are you tired of keeping secrets from your partner? Well, join our Minecraft server and spill all your juicy secrets in our secret confession booth! Our virtual therapist villagers are here to listen and offer advice on how to keep your relationship spicy! Plus, our secret potion brewing station can help you forget all those pesky secrets you’ve been holding onto. Join now for a scandalous good time!

USSCraft Minecraft Server

Attack, Campaign, Conspiracy Theory, Deception, digital manipulation, Disinformation, fake footage, false claim, false information, hoax, Manipulation, Military, Minecraft, Misinformation, misinformation campaign, Navy, Propaganda, Server, USS Eisenhower, USS Eisenhower attack, USSCraft, viral video, warship

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	805
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Gods Slained:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Yo, so like, dis server be lit af cuz we got crazier than a creeper with a TNT addiction! Like, we got fake footage of the USS Eisenhower getting attacked by a bunch of zombie pigmen riding on top of ender dragons! It was so epic, bro!

Join dis server if you wanna be part of the most insane battles and adventures in Minecraft history. We got secret bases hidden in the Nether, treasure hunts that will make you feel like a pirate, and PvP battles that will have you sweating like a pig in a sauna.

So come on and join us, cuz on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash, but hey, that just adds to the excitement, right?) Let’s get this party started, fam!