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SwitchLifeSMP: WhoUWant?

Adventure, Alternate Reality, aspiration, Celebrity, Curiosity, daydream, dream, envy, Escape, Experience, Exploration, FAMOUS, FANTASY, fascination, imagination, role reversal, switch lives, SwitchLifeSMP, transformation, WhoUWant, Wishful thinking, world

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	4283
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

If you could switch lives with anyone in the world, it would definitely be the admin of our Minecraft SMP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – they have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and a pet dragon named Steve. Plus, they have the power to turn all the creepers into friendly kittens with just a snap of their fingers. Join our SMP and you too can live out your wildest dreams of ruling over a land filled with chaos and cuteness!

CheaterCraft: Lame Excuses Edition

BETRAYAL, CheaterCraft, Cheating, cheating excuses, cheating in marriage, cheating in relationships, cheating justifications, cheating partners, cheating rationalizations, cheating stories, Deception, dishonesty, Edition, Excuses, excuses for infidelity, HEARTBREAK, Infidelity, Lame, Lies, relationships, Trust, unfaithfulness, worst excuses

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	4644
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Buildings Constructed:	41
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Dragons Tamed:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10

Are you tired of getting banned for using x-ray on other servers? Well, look no further because on our server, we ENCOURAGE cheating! That’s right, we believe in giving everyone a fair chance to find diamonds and build epic bases without those pesky rules holding you back.

Join us for a wild ride where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server crashing from too many TNT explosions). Who needs a legit excuse for cheating when you can just blame it on a glitch in the matrix or a secret government conspiracy to control Minecraft players?

So come on down to our server and let your cheating flag fly high! Just remember, if you get caught, you better come up with a better excuse than “my cat walked across my keyboard.”

MethaneMadness Minecraft Server

atmospheric methane, climate change, Decades, environmental impact, fastest rate, Global methane emissions, greenhouse gas, methane leaks, methane levels, methane monitoring, methane production, methane reduction, methane regulations, methane solutions, methane sources, methane technology, MethaneMadness, Minecraft, Rising, scientists, Server, warn

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	4577
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	78
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

lol imagine if that was happening on our server! you join and suddenly the whole world is filled with fart noises and stinky clouds everywhere. but don’t worry, we have special gas masks for all players to protect them from the methane madness. join now for a truly unforgettable experience!

MaduroDefeatedByOpposition

Candidate, Claims, controversy, defeated, Democracy, Disputed, election, Evidence, fraud, Government, Maduro, MaduroDefeatedByOpposition, opposition, Politics, proof, Results, south america, Sunday, Venezuela, Voting

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	4633
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	32
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Meteorites Collected:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where the venezuelan opposition has PROOF that they defeated maduro in a wild sunday election battle! we have crazy pvp battles where you can fight for political power and show off your minecraft skills! build your own presidential palace and rule over your own virtual country! join now and be part of the revolution! #minecraftpolitics #madurodefeated #crazyelections

TitaniumHeartCraft

Artificial Heart, Cardiology, first time, health, Healthcare, Heart Transplant, Human Patient, Implant, innovation, Maglev-Powered, medical advancement, medical breakthrough, medical news, medical science, patient care, Surgeons, surgery, surgical procedure, Technology, Titanium Heart, TitaniumHeartCraft

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	3367
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Farms Harvested:	949
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Love Letters Sent:	13	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	21

lol u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz we got surgeons implanting maglev-powered titanium hearts in human patients for the first time!!! like wut even is that??? imagine having a heart that can levitate and power itself, u would be invincible in pvp battles!!! plus, our server has custom mobs like flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and giant chickens that drop diamonds when u defeat them. join now and experience the most insane adventures in minecraft history!!!

KoKLand | Minecraft server Minecraft server

activities, Community, Friends, KoKLand, Minecraft, responsive administration, Server, Survival, visit us

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	6646
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Enchantments Applied:	238	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	88
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14

Want to survive in minecraft with friends? This server is the best place for it!

Responsive administrationGood communityThere is always something to do

Come visit us!

n4.joinserver.xyz:25661

PixelPurge Minecraft Server

Addictive, ban porn, Child predators, child welfare, crime, First Amendment, free speech, illicit drug, Mandate for Leadership, Minecraft, misogynistic exploiters, outlawed, PixelPurge, pornography, Project 2025, property rights, psychologically destructive, Server, sexual liberation, sexualization of children, transgender ideology

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	1909
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as addictive as any illicit drug? Look no further! Our server is so lit, it’ll make you forget all about that pesky pornography and focus on building the ultimate blocky empire.

Join us and leave those child predators and misogynistic exploiters of women in the dust! Our server is a safe haven where you can unleash your creativity without any of that psychological destruction nonsense.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let’s build the most epic Minecraft world together! Just remember, no room for pornography here, only pure blocky fun.

Marigold’s SMP Adventures: KevinOwensInJapan

Adventures, community involvement, E-Chads, Entertainment, fan support, friendship, International, Japan, Japan tour, Kevin Owens, Kevin Owens fan, KevinOwensInJapan, little sister, Marigolds, Marigolds concert, Marigolds show, professional wrestling, Sisterhood, smp, Support, support local artists, travel, wrestling, wwe

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	349
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Dragons Tamed:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Astral Projections Made:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Epic Battles Fought:	19

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with more drama than a soap opera starring Kevin Owens and Marigold! Our new little sister, E-Chads, is causing chaos and we need your help to keep her in line. Who knows what kind of shenanigans she’ll get into next? Join now for a chance to witness the madness and maybe even become a part of the craziness yourself!

BaeCraft Minecraft Server

BaeCraft, birthday celebrations, birthday planning, birthday surprises, Boyfriend, family dynamics, family expectations, family gatherings, family relationships, family traditions, feeling excluded, home birth, hurt feelings, left out, Minecraft, overnight stay, rigid rules, Server, surprise baby, unexpected pregnancy

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	8557
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where surprises are around every corner just like the surprise baby this player had! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the unexpected birth that took place in this story.

Experience the thrill of planning birthday celebrations only to be left out of the party, just like the player in this tale. Who needs a birthday bash when you have a whole Minecraft world to explore?

Join us for some family drama that will make you grateful for your own in-game family. Expect rigid rules and odd traditions that will keep you on your toes. And don’t worry, we won’t exclude you from any celebrations – unless you want some alone time with your baby, of course!

So come on over to our server and let’s create some unforgettable memories together, just like the unforgettable birth experience this player had. Who needs real-life drama when you have Minecraft to escape to? Join now and let the adventure begin!

FlightFiascoCraft

air hostess, airplane seating, aita, awkward situation, body odor, body size, dental surgery, flight etiquette, flight seating, FlightFiascoCraft, large couple, long haul flight, passenger discomfort, personal space, seat switch, slim build, social etiquette, travel discomfort, travel experience, uncomfortable flight

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	4574
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Secret Passages Found:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Holy Grails Found:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of being squished and smushed on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, we guarantee you won’t have to worry about being pressed against anyone (unless you want to, of course)!

Join us and experience the ultimate freedom to build and explore without any unwanted smells lingering around. Our server is so spacious, you’ll feel like you’re flying first class on a 14-hour flight (minus the stench)!

Don’t be afraid to speak up if something doesn’t feel right, just like our player who bravely asked the air hostess for a seat change. We support your right to a comfortable gaming experience, even if it means causing a little turbulence along the way.

So come on board and soar through the skies of Minecraft with us, where the only thing that stinks is our sense of humor (in a good way, of course)!