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ShadowCraft

action, Alexia, Anime, Characters, CID, comedy, critique, FANTASY, Fun, harem, love her attitude, mc, one-upped, Shadow, shadow girls, ShadowCraft, Show, sidelined, sister, The Eminence in Shadow, Watched 5 episodes

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	7785
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	4746
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3503
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Farms Harvested:	213
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where Alexia, the fearless warrior, leads her band of misfit players on epic quests to conquer the land! Watch as her sister, the master builder, constructs incredible structures that defy the laws of physics. But beware of Cid, the prankster, who will stop at nothing to sabotage your plans!

And don’t even get us started on Shadow and his harem of shadow girls. They may seem intimidating, but they’re no match for the power of friendship and teamwork on our server. So come join us and show them who’s boss! Just remember, in this world of chaos and craziness, anything can happen. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

Lewandowski’s Block Party

BLOCK, bros, brothers, Communication, Conflict, confusion, coping, emotions, family, Frustration, Lewandowski, Lewandowskis, overwhelm, Party, relationships, resolution, response, Shit, sibling rivalry, stress, Support, teamwork, Understanding

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	5979
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Void Armor Forged:	12
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	15
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Farms Harvested:	718
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because lewandowski bros. is here to shake things up in the most epic way possible! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding pigs, dancing chickens, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive block in all of Minecraft – the legendary diamond-encrusted cheese block. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

So why waste your time on any other server when you could be living it up with the lewandowski bros.? Join us now and prepare for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life!

ComplimentCraft

backhanded compliment, deceptive flattery, disguised insult, double-edged praise, fake praise, insidious compliment, insincere compliment, insincere flattery, left-handed compliment, masked criticism, passive-aggressive compliment, sarcastic compliment, shady compliment, sly compliment, sneaky jab, snide compliment, subtle insult, two-faced compliment, underhanded praise, veiled jab

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	3576
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Alien Abductions:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	366	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is nice to each other? Well, look no further! Join our server where our players will compliment you with backhanded insults like “Wow, you’re so good at mining for someone who’s so terrible at building” or “I love your skin, it’s so unique… in a bad way.”

But that’s not all! Our server also has insane events like the time our admin accidentally turned all the sheep into exploding pigs, causing chaos and hilarity for hours. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party where all the zombies are breakdancing to 80s music.

So come join us on this wild rollercoaster of a server, where the insults are disguised as compliments and the adventures are crazier than a creeper on caffeine. Trust us, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a blast!

Biden’s Creeper Kingdom

Abuse, Accountability, accusations, allegations, Bidens, Blame, controversy, creeper, DAUGHTER, fair, Family issues, joe biden, Justice, Kingdom, molesting, Politics, raping, RESPONSIBILITY, sexual assault, society, speculation, Truth, victim blaming

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	9606
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Animals Bred:	195	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Astral Projections Made:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Joe Biden’s hair plugs? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even Joe himself would feel right at home. Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and conspiracy theories that will make you question everything. Who knows, maybe even Joe’s daughter will log on and spill the tea on her dad. So come on, join us and let’s uncover the truth…or at least have a good laugh trying!

Crafty Trannycoin Bros: Mining, Building, and LOLs Await!

Await, bros, building, Crafty, lols, Mining, trannycoin

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	2845
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Endless Legions Commanded:	35
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	27
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Do you ever wonder what it’s like to ride a pig into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! Join us for the most epic Minecraft experience of your life, where the creepers are actually friendly and the zombies break out into dance parties.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds for life.

So why waste your time on boring old servers when you can join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of magic? Come on, what are you waiting for? The Chicken King is waiting for his next challenger!

BreakfastCraft

breakfast foods, breakfast options, cuisine, culinary delights, culinary traditions, cultural experiences, culture, Dining, Exploration, Food, Foodie Adventures, global flavors, international cuisine, local dishes, morning meal, tasty meals, traditional breakfast, travel, unique dining experiences

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	9053
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Animals Bred:	197
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	3

Come join our Minecraft server and find out which country has the best traditional breakfast… in Minecraft! Dig through virtual landscapes and mine your way to discovering the ultimate breakfast dish that will have you craving virtual pancakes and bacon all day long. Join now and embark on a hilarious culinary adventure that will have you laughing and munching on pixelated breakfast goodies in no time!

EeveeEmpire

Aesthetically Pleasing, Auto Legendary Spawning System, Battletower, Beautiful EV, Blissey Training Area, Catch Combos, Chat Tags, Economy, Eevee Empire, FLAN Claiming System, Global Tasks, MissingMons, MysticMons, Pasture Breeding System, Pixelmon, Player Chest Shops, Player Gyms, PokeSell, PvE, Ranked ELO System, Stats Dex Ranks, Survival, TMs System, Trivia GTS, Weekly kits, Wondertrade

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	304
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Magic Items Found:	5153
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Votes:	1546	Alien Abductions:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	6

Eevee Empire

Ip: play.eeveeempire.com

Discord: https://discord.gg/wZAZy8FXxZ

Welcome to the ultimate Cobblemon kingdom! Embark on your adventure in a realm crafted with a fresh new map and custom features, ensuring a relaxing and enjoyable experience for every player, and ready to grow.

Just like Eevee, your adventure can take many unique and exciting paths. Our server is always finding new ways to let you customize your experience! An empire’s strength and splendor come from the community that builds it—brick by brick, soul by soul. Join us for a breathtaking Cobblemon journey and become part of something extraordinary!

play.eeveeempire.com

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

Account.., banner, description, GIF, image, Lazy, Minecraft, Only, OWNER, Server, Survival, Tag, Vanilla

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	3765
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Endless Night Skies:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	5

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

lixf.vanillaboxmc.ru

Medellin Madness

colombia, crime, Cultural differences, Europeans, GOMORRAH, History, Latin America, madness, medellin, misconceptions, narcos, new world, pablo escobar, PRETEND, Sodoma, south america, Stereotypes, tourism, travel, Urban Legends, violence

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	8120
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Runes Activated:	8
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like the Medellin of the gaming world – except without the drugs and violence (we promise).

Join our server and experience a world where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell jokes (okay, maybe not that last part). But seriously, our server is so lit that even Europeans think it’s the Sodoma and Gomorrah of the new world. Why? Because we have the craziest events, the most epic builds, and the friendliest community this side of the digital universe.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see why everyone is talking about our server. Just be prepared for some wild adventures, unexpected twists, and maybe even a llama or two. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Lucky Blocks Millionaire Madness

50-50, ask-the-audience, blocks, chances, Contestant, correct answer, Entertainment, Fairness, game of luck, game show, incorrect answers, lifelines, LOSING, Lucky, madness, MILLIONAIRE, MONEY, Odds, phone-a-friend, Probability, random selection, statistics, television, winning

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	3654
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Void Gems Collected:	11
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	23
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4

Are you tired of games that rely on luck? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server where the odds are always in your favor! With a 690.08% chance of winning, you’ll be rolling in diamonds in no time. Our lifelines include calling a Minecraft expert friend with a 95% success rate, asking the Minecraft audience for help (also 95% success rate), and the 50-50 option where we remove two wrong answers, leaving you with a guaranteed correct choice. With these odds, you’ll be the ultimate Minecraft millionaire in no time. Don’t waste your time on games of chance, join our server and dominate the virtual world!