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Shithole City Minecraft SMP – Who Dey or However

ANNIHILATE, Apocalypse, Bengals, Cincinnati, city, Destruction, devastation, dey, Disaster, Earth, Fan, football, Minecraft, NFL, nuked, obliteration, shithole, shithole city, smp, sports, urban decay, who dey

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	6892
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ores Mined:	2486	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

Are you tired of your shithole city getting in the way of your Minecraft adventures? Join our SMP and watch as we nuke it off the face of the earth! Say goodbye to pesky buildings and hello to a fresh start full of diamonds and creepers waiting to blow you up (in a fun way, of course)! Join now for the ultimate destruction and creation experience, because who needs a city when you have a whole new world to explore?

Crafty Bros Minecraft Server

accomplishment, achievement, Admiration, bros, brotherhood, brotherly love, celebration, Crafty, encouragement, family pride, Family Support, he made it, Minecraft, Proud, proud brother, proud moment, proud sibling, reaching goals, Server, sibling bond, sibling success, success, Support

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	6444
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	2484	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Love Letters Sent:	15	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Astral Projections Made:	4

Yo, listen up all you Minecraft enthusiasts! This server is like no other, my dudes. Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who built a house so epic, even the creepers stopped to admire it. That player? He’s now the king of this server, ruling with a diamond pickaxe and a golden carrot. Join us and maybe one day you’ll be telling your own epic tales of conquest and glory. So what are you waiting for? Join now and become a legend in the making!

Blocky Basic Attention SMP Token

Altcoin, Attention, Basic, Basic Attention Token, Bat, Blockchain, blocky, Brave browser, buy low sell high, cryptocurrency, decentralized, digital asset, Digital Currency, ethereum, financial technology, hodl, Investment, long-term investment., market analysis, price prediction, smp, speculative investment, TOKEN, Trading, virtual currency

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	3540
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ores Mined:	921	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Animals Bred:	94	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most bat-tastic place to be!

Join us and become a part of the BAT army – that’s right, we’re all about bats here! We have bat-themed builds, bat races, and even a bat king who rules over us all (don’t worry, he’s a friendly bat).

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of players who communicate only in bat noises, a giant bat-shaped rollercoaster that will make you scream with delight, and a bat-themed treasure hunt where the prize is… you guessed it, more bats!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the bat madness begin!

Avalon Cobblemon

Economy, Pixelmon, Pokemon Economy Breeding GTS WonderTrade Pokedex Custom Tools Armor Daily Rewards Ranks Spawn Legendary Pokemon Hunt System Tournaments Skins Primal Kyogre Primal Groudon Zygarde Kyurem Not Pay to Win, Survival

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	5868
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	112	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22

jogar.avaloncobblemon.com

Blue Page 78’s Killer Minecraft Server

78s, action, Adventure, Blue, Chapter 78, FANTASY, Japanese comics, japanese manga, Kill Blue, Killer, Manga, MANGA Plus, manga series, Manga Viewer, Minecraft, online manga, page, Page 78, reading, Selling Our Souls, serialized manga, Server, SHONEN, shueisha, soul-selling

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	8228
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	37	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	39	Meteorites Collected:	2

Are you tired of Minecraft servers trying to steal your soul? Well, fear not because on our server, we are definitely not selling our souls here! Instead, we offer a land filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying pigs.

Join us for epic battles against evil llamas, treasure hunts for diamond-encrusted potatoes, and the chance to ride on the back of a giant chicken named Sir Clucksalot.

But beware, there is a secret portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cheese. Will you dare to enter and face the wrath of the Cheese King?

So come on, join our server and experience the craziest, most unpredictable adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Just remember, we’re not selling our souls here, but we might just steal your heart with our ridiculous antics!

Troy’s Attention Minecraft SMP

ancient history, Attention, attention seeking, attention seeking behavior, attention seeking behavior in history, attention-grabbing, beauty, famous women, famous women in history, greek literature, greek mythology, Helen of Troy, Helen of Troy myth, Helen of Troy story, Historical figures, legendary beauty, long tail, Minecraft, muss, Mythology, smp, troy, Troys

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	419
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Zombie Dances:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Dimension Hops:	15	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where even Helen of Troy would be jealous of the attention you’ll get! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so popular, even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun! Rumor has it, he’s been practicing his building skills just to impress the other players.

2. Our community is so tight-knit, we once had a creeper join our Discord voice chat and everyone just laughed it off. Who knew creepers had such a great sense of humor?

3. The server owner once built a rollercoaster that went through the Nether and back. It was so intense, even the Ghasts were screaming in excitement.

4. We have a secret underground base that is said to hold the rarest diamonds in all of Minecraft. Legend has it, if you find it, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in the world of blocks and pixels! Helen of Troy ain’t got nothing on us!

AquaticMC Network

.14, #1, +18, +9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 15, 16+, 17, 19, 2.., 20, 3.., 4.., 5.., 6.., 7.., 8.., Adventure, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, Minigames, Modded, multiplayer, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	2490
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimension Hops:	6	Divine Spears Created:	22
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Holy Grails Found:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	1390	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

We are a Minecraft server that seeks fun and entertainment for users so they can enjoy our great server!

aquaticmc.nether-zone.com:13317

I Can’t Feel Love Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	4320
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Alien Abductions:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Secret Passages Found:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building cute little houses and planting flowers? Well, come join our server where love and empathy are overrated! We specialize in hate and lust, so if you’re looking for a place to let out your inner villain, this is the server for you.

Our community is filled with players who have embraced their dark side, from griefing other players’ builds to starting wars over virtual resources. But hey, who needs love and empathy when you can have power and chaos, am I right?

Join us and unleash your inner monster. Who knows, you might even make some new frenemies along the way. Just remember, on this server, it’s kill or be killed. So sharpen your swords and get ready for a wild ride. Love is for losers, but on our server, you’ll never feel alone in your hatred and lust.

The Anonymous Minecraft SMP Player

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	7184
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Meteorites Collected:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Villages Defended:	7

Welcome to Thighs SMP, where the only thing thicker than our members’ thighs is the drama! Join us for a wild ride filled with treacherous adventures, epic battles, and more tea than a high school cafeteria.

Why should you join Thighs SMP, you ask? Well, let me tell you. Our server is home to the legendary Thighmaster, a mystical being who can squat an entire mountain with just one flex of their mighty thighs. Rumor has it that whoever defeats the Thighmaster in a squat-off will be granted unlimited diamonds for life. So grab your leggings and start training, because the competition is fierce!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the infamous Chicken Gang, a group of rebellious poultry who have declared war on all players. Beware of their feathered fury as you navigate the dangerous world of Thighs SMP.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join Thighs SMP today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just remember, when in doubt, squat it out!

DreamPlyz

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, survival creative minigames factions skyblock economy roleplay pvp adventure dungeons custom events quests plugins modded multiplayer sandbox exploration building, Vanilla

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	4833
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Astral Projections Made:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	71	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

Welcome to DreamPlyz, the ultimate Minecraft server for our passionate Discord community! Join us for endless adventures, creative builds, and a vibrant community that thrives on collaboration and fun. Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting, DreamPlyz is the perfect place to unleash your creativity and connect with fellow Minecraft enthusiasts.

play.dreamplyz.com