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CraftyPinoyPimp: No Extradite, Just Mine!

child abuse, child sex trafficking, CraftyPinoyPimp, crime, criminal charges, cross-border crime, Exploitation, Extradite, extradition, extradition laws, extradition process, extradition treaty, HUMAN RIGHTS, international law, Justice, law enforcement, Legal System, Pastor, Philippines, sexual exploitation, trafficking, united states

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	8202
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11	Endless Night Skies:	4

u wanna join our minecraft server? well let me tell ya, we got a pastor who’s dodging the feds for child sex trafficking in the US but we don’t care cuz he’s a pro at building pixel art of jesus! join us for some holy crafting and scandalous adventures, it’s gonna be a wild ride! plus, our server is so lit that even the Philippines ain’t lookin to extradite him. come join the chaos, it’s gonna be a blast!

Lickin’ Cat Butt – The Minecraft Server

Animals, Behavior, BIZARRE, butt, butt licking, cat, Feline, funny, Grooming, habits, humor, hygiene, Lickin, licking, Life, Minecraft, odd, pet care, Pets, quirky, Server, strange, Tongue, weird

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	4809
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Void Armor Forged:	12	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6

join our epic minecraft server where the cats are the true rulers and butt licking is a way of life. if you want to be part of a community where butt licking is celebrated and encouraged, then this is the server for you.

we have a special butt licking competition every week where the winner gets a diamond block and a special butt licking cape.

our spawn area is a giant litter box where you can find rare items hidden in the poop.

come join us and let your inner cat out to play. butt licking has never been so fun!

Doc Harassment Zone

Doc, DOCTORS, female doctors, gender bias, gender discrimination, Harassment, Healthcare, healthcare industry, Internal Medicine Journal, International, male doctors, medical professionals, Patients, research, review, sexual harassment, statistics, study, survey, workplace harassment, workplace safety, Zone

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	5222
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Star Shards Collected:	66
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Divine Spears Created:	14
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Crops Grown:	5092	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	26

come join our minecraft server cuz we have doctors getting sexually harassed by patients! it’s like a soap opera but in block form! watch as the drama unfolds and the creepers explode in the background. with over 50% of female doctors affected, you know it’s gonna be a wild ride. come build your own hospital and see if you can avoid the unwanted advances of your pixelated patients. who knows, maybe you’ll even find love in the most unexpected places. join now for a medical adventure like no other!

What is the IP for Pezzy Minecraft Server?

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	5683
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	15
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Chimeras Created:	2
Farms Harvested:	313	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Gods Slained:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	3

Pezzy is a talented musician and rapper known for his unique flow and lyricism. Hailing from Detroit, he has quickly made a name for himself in the hip-hop scene with his energetic performances and introspective tracks. Pezzy continues to push boundaries with his music, earning respect from fans and critics alike.

What servers are similar to Mineage ?

Adventure, Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, Hunger Games, KitPvP, MCMMO, Minigames, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Towny

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	1928
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Items Found:	4318	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Dragon Scales Harvested:	100	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Zombie Dances:	0

Some servers that offer similar experiences to Mineage include:

1. TheArchon – Known for its intense PvP gameplay and factions system, TheArchon is a popular choice for players who enjoy competitive gameplay and raiding.

2. CosmicPvP – This server features unique custom enchants, custom plugins, and a space-themed world for players to explore and conquer.

3. PvPWars – With a focus on PvP and factions gameplay, PvPWars offers a variety of custom features and events to keep players engaged and entertained.

4. VeltPvP – This server offers classic factions gameplay with a focus on PvP combat and raiding. Players can grind and build their bases while also engaging in intense battles with other factions.

5. ManaCube – Featuring a wide range of game modes including factions, Skyblock, and survival, ManaCube offers a diverse and immersive Minecraft experience for players of all types.

No matter which server you choose, you’re sure to find a fun and engaging community to join and explore.

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MonlexSMP

Brazil, Clans, Custom Map, Discord, Economy, Minecraft, MonlexSMP, portugal, PvP, Server, Survival

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	7885
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Potions Brewed:	145
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	2105	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Star Shards Collected:	290	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

Survival server with custom map and clans!

On discord we have players from Portugal and Brazil!

You are welcome on our server!

monlexsmp.giize.com:25568

Elemental SMP: The Modded Misadventures of Survival PvE, Now with ATM9!

{groundlevel}, {systemadmin}, Atm9, collaboration, CommunityBuilding, Discord, discussions, Economy, Elemental, Forge, Launch, Longevity, Minecraftdevelopment, Misadventures, Modded, newseason, Preparing, PvE, smp, successfulseason, Suggestions, Survival, Towns, Trading, Whitelist, Whitelisted, wipe

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	2904
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Dragons Tamed:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23

Overview

Server Type	Modded Whitelist SMP
Focus	Community building, collaboration, longevity
Economy	Fully functioning with emphasis on trading
Player-Made Towns	Yes, existing towns and option to create new ones
Launch Status	Preparing for new season, launching within the week
Modpack	ATM9 (Subject to change)

FAQ

1. How can I join the server?

To join the server, you need to get whitelisted. You can do so by joining our Discord server and following the instructions there.

2. What is the server focus?

Our server focuses on community building, collaboration, and longevity. We encourage players to work together and create a lasting community.

3. Is there an economy on the server?

Yes, we have a fully functioning economy with a large focus on trading with other players to build everyone up.

4. Can I create my own town on the server?

Absolutely! You can join an existing town or forge your own path by creating your own town within the server.

5. When is the next season launching?

We are currently preparing for our next season and plan to launch within the week. Stay tuned for updates on the exact launch date.

6. What is the server modpack?

Our current modpack is ATM9, but this is subject to possible change. Join our community to participate in discussions about the modpack.

LOL Minecraft Server – “You Will Not Replace Us”

Alt-Right, anti-fascism, chuds, controversial, get rekt, HAHAHaha.., Hate Speech, humor, internet trolling, lol, Minecraft, nazi, online culture, political extremism, Provocative, Replace, resistance, satire, seethe, Server, social commentary, White Supremacy, YOU WILL NOT REPLACE US

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	9266
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Mines Excavated:	3545	Dimension Hops:	2
Endless Night Skies:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play nice? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate chaos zone where anything goes!

Join us and watch as Nazi chuds get absolutely wrecked by our epic community of players. They’ll be seething with rage as they try to keep up with our insane building competitions and epic PvP battles.

But that’s not all – we have secret underground lairs filled with treasure, hidden portals to alternate dimensions, and even a pet dragon that you can ride into battle.

So why wait? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Just be prepared to laugh until you cry as you witness the most outrageous Minecraft shenanigans you’ve ever seen.

Deutsch Minecraft SMP Land

ausgabe, Autobericht, Autobewertung, Autojournal, Autokauf, Automagazin, Automarkt, Automobilzeitschrift, Autonachrichten, Autonews, Autotest, Autotraum, Autotrends, Autozeitschrift, deutsch, Fahrzeugbericht, Fahrzeugbewertung, Fahrzeugtest, Land, Minecraft, smp, Traumauto, Traumwagen

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	1680
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Dragons Tamed:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a magical diamond pickaxe that could mine entire mountains in one swipe. Legend has it that if you join our SMP, you too could stumble upon such a powerful tool and become the ultimate miner of the land!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground city filled with rare loot and mysterious creatures. Rumor has it that only the bravest and most skilled players can navigate through the treacherous tunnels and claim the hidden treasures within.

And if you’re lucky, you might even encounter the elusive Ender Dragon riding a pig through the skies, spreading chaos and hilarity wherever it goes. Join our SMP today and become part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience!

DiamondDigger Minecraft SMP

abundance, career path, DiamondDigger, dream job, finding your calling, following your heart, fulfillment, Happiness, joy, living your truth, Minecraft, no boundaries, no limits, Passion, personal growth, purpose, pursuing your passion, Self Discovery, self-fulfillment, smp, success, unlimited possibilities, unlimited potential

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	6070
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Holy Grails Found:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	38	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	181

If money were not a concern, I would choose to be a professional Minecraft player on our epic SMP server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our SMP server and discovered a hidden village filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. Legend has it that anyone who finds this village will have unlimited diamonds and never run out of food again!

But that’s not all, folks. Our SMP server is also home to a secret underground bunker where players can battle it out in epic PvP matches with enchanted weapons and armor. The winner gets a lifetime supply of TNT to blow up their enemies in style!

So if you’re looking for a career path that involves looting hidden treasures, battling in epic PvP matches, and living out your wildest Minecraft dreams, then join our SMP server today! Who needs money when you have unlimited diamonds and enchanted golden apples, am I right?