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Minecraft SMP: HAHAHAHAcraft

CONSERVATIVE, controversy, cross-dresser, cultural norms, current events, DEFEND, Diversity, freedom of expression, Gender Identity, HAHAHaha.., HAHAHAHAcraft, humor, Identity, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, MAGA, Minecraft, Political Correctness, Politics, satire, smp, Social Issues, transgender rights, weird

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	3983
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Chimeras Created:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where anything goes! Join us as we embark on epic adventures and defend against cross-dressing creepers. Yes, you heard that right – our server is so wild that even the mobs have a flair for fashion!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Maga, a mysterious player who must defend their honor against all odds. Will they be able to fend off the cross-dressing creepers and emerge victorious? Only time will tell!

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you find a community of players who embrace the chaos and embrace the absurdity of Minecraft? Plus, who wouldn’t want to witness the epic showdown between Maga and the cross-dressing creepers?

Don’t miss out on all the laughs and excitement – join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a gaming experience like no other!

SisterGuardians Minecraft Server

age, AITAH, bil, child, competency, family, gift, guardianship, house size, Housing, Inheritance, mental impact, Minecraft, out of state, parents, Practicality, red flags, rejection, Resources, Server, sister, SisterGuardians, Will

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	4327
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
New Chunks Explored:	849426	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as trying to unscramble this word jumble? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this family drama!

Forget about traditional guardianship plans, on our server, we believe in passing on your Minecraft empire to the most deserving player! Will it be your best friend who always has your back in a zombie apocalypse? Or maybe that random player you met who builds the most epic pixel art? The possibilities are endless!

Just like the debate over who should be the guardian of your child, our server is full of drama and unexpected plot twists. Will you team up with your in-laws to conquer the virtual world, or will you stick with your trusted family members who have your back? The choice is yours!

Join now and experience the thrill of uncertainty, just like trying to figure out who should inherit your Minecraft kingdom in the event of a tragic accident. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions, just like this Reddit post!

WeddingCraftColorWars

bridesmaids dresses, Budget, Cadbury Purple, compromise, Difficult, ENGAGEMENT, Fiance, INPUT, Lurker, reddit post, strop, suit accessories, venue viewings, wedding attire, wedding color scheme, wedding colors, wedding day, wedding decisions, wedding disagreements, wedding planning, WeddingCraftColorWars

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	3815
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	89	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	188	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Secret Passages Found:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of wedding planning and dive into a world of colorful blocks and endless adventures!

Join us and build your dream wedding venue in Cadbury Purple, because who needs compromise when you have a whole virtual world at your fingertips?

Forget about real-life strops and arguments over color schemes, on our server, you can wear Cadbury Purple from head to toe without anyone telling you it doesn’t go with anything!

So come on in, leave the wedding planning woes behind, and let’s build some epic creations together in the most fabulous color of them all – Cadbury Purple!

QuestionTheTruth – Minecraft SMP

breaking free from social conditioning, challenging the status quo, cognitive dissonance, conformity, critical thinking, exploring alternative perspectives, fear of challenging ideas, groupthink, herd mentality, independent thought, intellectual curiosity, Minecraft, Open-mindedness, questioning authority, questioning beliefs, questioning the mainstream narrative, QuestionTheTruth, skepticism, smp, societal norms, taboo topics, unconventional thinking, widely accepted truth

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	6285
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Farms Harvested:	766	Dragons Tamed:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining diamonds and avoiding creepers? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to shake things up!

Join our server and become part of a community where the laws of physics don’t apply and pigs can fly (literally, we have flying pigs)! Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face here.

But that’s not all! We have secret underground societies of villagers plotting to overthrow the players, and rumors of a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant wishes (or maybe just make you run really fast, we’re not sure).

So if you’re ready to question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft and embark on a hilariously chaotic adventure, join our SMP today! Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into next?

CraftySuccessFails

achievement, BELIEF, CraftySuccessFails, Dedication, determination, fixed mindset, goals, growth, hard work, mindset, mindset shift, motivation, perseverance, personal development, self help, self improvement, success, success mindset, success misconceptions, success myths, wrong path

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	2047
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Farms Harvested:	631
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	20
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	301
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that promise you the world but deliver nothing but disappointment? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Why should you join our server, you ask? Let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player who stumbled upon our server and decided to give it a try. Little did they know, they were about to embark on the most epic Minecraft adventure of their life. As soon as they logged in, they were greeted by a friendly group of players who welcomed them with open arms. They were given a magical pickaxe that could mine diamonds with just one hit. They built the most magnificent castle that put even the Ender Dragon to shame. And when they defeated the final boss, they were rewarded with a real-life unicorn that they could ride into battle.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a creature so rare and valuable that players from all corners of the Minecraft universe come to seek it out. Legend has it that whoever captures the Diamond Chicken will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Will you be the one to find it?

So why waste your time on other servers that offer nothing but empty promises? Join our server today and experience the Minecraft adventure of a lifetime! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

BalticGasBlunder Minecraft Server

accident, Baltic, BalticGasBlunder, China, Destruction, diplomatic fallout, energy crisis, environmental impact, gas pipeline, Hong Kong, infrastructure damage, international incident, investigation, Maritime, Minecraft, Natural Gas, negligence, political tension, Server, Ship, trade disruption, Transportation

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	2804
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	40
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Void Gems Collected:	18	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Divine Spears Created:	15
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

So, like, u know that one time when China was all like oopsie daisies and accidentally blew up a gas pipeline in the Baltic Sea with a Hong Kong-flagged ship? Well, turns out that ship was actually on its way to our EPIC Minecraft server and got a little too excited and just had to make a grand entrance! Join our server for some explosive fun and chaotic adventures! Who knows what crazy accidents will happen next?! Don’t miss out on the action, come join us now!

CraftyUkrainianGambit

aggression, Attack, Conflict, CraftyUkrainianGambit, Crisis, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, gamble, global security, international relations, Invasion, Military, military strategy, Politics, RETALIATION, russia, strategic counterpunch, Tension, Ukraine, War

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	5497
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runes Activated:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	50
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazier battles than Ukraine vs Russia! our players are like strategic geniuses, making epic counterpunches left and right. but watch out, it’s a massive gamble to join because you never know what insane shenanigans will happen next! build your own empire and conquer the virtual world with us, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

PurrCraft: Double Regen Rate

Animals, biology, Body, cat, double, Doubling, effect, Feline, healing, health, Natural, Pets, physiology, purr, PurrCraft, Rate, REGEN, Regeneration, research, Science, Slow, UNNOTICED, wellness

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	2816
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	37
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

hey u! ya u! r u tired of ur slow regeneration rate in minecraft? well boy do i have the server for u! imagine if a cat’s purr could double ur regeneration rate in the game! u would be unstoppable! join our server and experience the power of the purr! u’ll be healing faster than u can say “meow”! plus, rumor has it that if u find the secret cat shrine hidden deep in the server, u’ll unlock the ability to summon an army of purring cats to fight by ur side! so what r u waiting for? join now and let the purring begin!

CO2Craft: Ethanol, Acetic, Formic

Acetic, acetic acid, carbon capture and utilization, carbon dioxide, carbon emissions, Catalyst, chemical engineering, chemical production, climate change, CO2Craft, environmental impact, ethanol, Formic, formic acid, green chemistry, household chemicals, innovative technology, low cost, recycling, renewable resources, selective conversion, sustainable, tin-based

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	2190
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Star Shards Collected:	239	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Chimeras Created:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

join dis epic minecraft server where we turn carbon dioxide into HOUSEHOLD CHEMICALS like it’s NBD. we got a low-cost, tin-based catalyst that can magically turn CO2 into ETHANOL, ACETIC ACID, and FORMIC ACID. who needs boring old trees when you can have CHEMICALS, amirite? come join us and be a part of the most eco-friendly, chemically insane server out there. let’s get LIT…erally with all these crazy conversions happening. #ChemicalMinecraftMadness

Nostalgia Craft

batihost, Discord, MHc8JZ6XWV, Minecraft, nostalgia craft, Nostalji, Play, Server, Survival, tc

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	3475
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	18
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Alien Abductions:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2

1.20.04 Survival Server

SITE: https://nostalji.play.tc IP : nostaljicraft.batihost.net DC : discord.gg/MHc8JZ6XWV

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