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Zelenskyy’s Revenge Minecraft Server

Minecraft, Revenge, Server, Zelenskyys

join our epic minecraft server for a wild time like no other! we got llamas riding pigs, chickens with diamond armor, and creepers that explode with confetti instead of blowing up your hard work!

rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical unicorn named Sparkles. but be warned, the chest is guarded by a pack of dancing skeletons who will challenge you to a dance-off before letting you claim your prize.

our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler. we stick together like glue made from dragon tears and fairy dust. and if anyone tries to mess with us, we’ll unleash our army of rainbow-colored sheep to trample them into oblivion.

so come join us on this crazy adventure where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. plus, we have free pizza every Friday night. what more could you ask for? come on, join us now before the llamas get restless and start a rebellion!

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Zelensky’s 50%+ Approval – Not Fake News!

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LOL HAVE U HEARD OF THIS MINECRAFT SERVER? IT’S SO LIT, EVEN ZELENSKY WOULD GIVE IT A 4% APPROVAL RATING! BUT ACTUALLY, IT’S ABOVE 50% BECAUSE EVERYONE LOVES IT SO MUCH. JOIN US FOR SOME EPIC BUILD BATTLES AND CRAZY ADVENTURES. PLUS, RUMOR HAS IT THAT IF YOU DIG DEEP ENOUGH, YOU’LL FIND A SECRET DIAMOND MINE RUN BY LLAMAS WEARING TOP HATS. DON’T MISS OUT, JOIN NOW AND BECOME A LEGEND IN THE MOST WACKY SERVER EVER!

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Star Rating Server

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so, like, yo, you wanna join this cray cray minecraft server, right? well lemme tell ya, it’s like, the best thing since sliced bread, but like, in minecraft form.

we got pigs that can fly, like legit fly, not just jump off a cliff and glide for a bit. these pigs got wings, man.

oh, and don’t even get me started on the chickens. they wear little top hats and monocles and walk around like they own the place. it’s hilarious.

and the best part? our diamonds are actually made of chocolate. yeah, you heard me right. you mine ’em, you eat ’em. it’s a win-win situation.

so come on down to our server, where the creepers are friendly, the villagers dance like nobody’s watching, and the sun sets in a rainbow of colors. you won’t regret it, i swear.

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Ice Quake Fiber Optic Fun

borehole, fiber, fiber optic cable, Fun, Greenland, greenland ice, Ice, ice quakes, ice stream, long tail tags, OpTic, Quake, stick-slip motion, tiny quakes, viscous honey

Yo, you ever heard of a Minecraft server where the ice be quakin’ like it’s got a case of the jitters? Well, lemme tell ya, this server be so lit that even the ice in Greenland be gettin’ in on the action!

We got fiber-optic cables runnin’ through 2700 meters of borehole, keepin’ tabs on them tiny ice quakes like it’s nobody’s business. And get this, the ice streams ain’t just flowin’ like regular ol’ water, nah, they be movin’ like viscous honey with some stick-slip motion thrown in for good measure.

If you wanna experience the thrill of Minecraft mixed with the excitement of geological phenomena, then this server is the place to be. Join us and witness the wonders of nature in blocky form. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

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The Lab

base, Community, Craftoria, Datapacks, Events, game mode, germany, Lab, Map, Minecraft, Minigames, modded server, Modpack, Render Distance, Season, Server, shopping district, Simulation Distance, smp, Vanilla Experience, world border
Overview

Current Version 1.21.4 – mostly vanilla/fabric

Server Location Germany

Render Distance 10

Simulation Distance 10

Game Mode Hard

World Border 12,5k x 12,5k

FireTick On (usually)

Features
FAQ

How long has the server been running?

The server is currently on its 4th season which started in the middle of August in ’24.

Is the map going to reset soon?

Unlike prior seasons, the map is not planned to reset for a very long time.

What kind of events or minigames are available on the server?

You can join events or minigames being held throughout the year, or even host your own.

Is there a modded server available?

Yes, alongside the semi-vanilla SMP, there is a modded server using the Craftoria modpack.
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Earthly Explorer 1.20.1

1.20.1, brown male, cultural norms, desire, Earthly, embracing desires, Explorer, hidden desires, internal conflict, interracial, racial dynamics, secret fantasies, self acceptance journey, self-acceptance, sexual exploration, sexual identity, sexual orientation, Sexuality, shame, shame and desire, societal expectations, taboo, WHITE COCK

Join our Minecraft server for the wildest and craziest adventures you’ll ever experience!

We’ve got giant white cocks for you to suck in the game – no shame, just fun!

Explore new worlds and build amazing creations while embracing your deepest desires.

Don’t miss out on the chance to unleash your inner brown male fantasy in a safe and welcoming environment.

Join now and let the madness begin!

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Mom’sBF>MineGF Minecraft Server

blended families, communication breakdown, divorce aftermath, emotional strain, family conflict, family dynamics, family loyalty, Family Values, father daughter relationship, generational differences, Infidelity, Minecraft, MomsBFMineGF, mother-daughter relationship, parent-child relationships, parental relationships, Respect, respect for elders, Server, sibling relationships, step parents, trauma support

Are you tired of boring family drama? Join our Minecraft server for a break from real life chaos! Our server is filled with fun adventures and no Barb’s allowed!

Escape the tension of calling someone “mom” against your will and join us for some epic building and exploring. Plus, we have a special area dedicated to Dave, the most supportive virtual dad you’ll ever meet.

Don’t worry about hurting anyone’s feelings here – just focus on crafting, mining, and having a blast with our friendly community. So leave the family drama behind and join us for a wild ride on our Minecraft server!

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ChoreCraftRentDeal

ABUSIVE, apartment, Budget, ChoreCraftRentDeal, Chores, compromise, control, disagreement, Friend, friendship, Lesbian, living together, man, moving out, nj, overreacting, personality differences, Rent, roommate

Are you tired of boring roommates who can’t handle a little compromise? Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of roommate drama and ridiculous reactions!

Picture this: you and your friend are planning to move in together, but she can only afford a fraction of the rent. No problem, you think, I’ll just adjust my budget and take on some extra chores. But when you suggest this to her, she goes off the rails, accusing you of being an abusive man and refusing to compromise.

But wait, there’s more! She reaches out to you about moving in, only to pull the rug out from under you and decide she wants to live alone. And to top it all off, she dismisses your feelings and brushes off your concerns as a joke.

Join our server for a rollercoaster of roommate drama, outrageous reactions, and unexpected twists and turns. Who needs reality TV when you have this level of entertainment in your own virtual world?

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ParentalPeculiarities Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, ParentalPeculiarities, smp

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is so lit, it’s like playing Minecraft on steroids!

Join our server for a chance to mine diamonds with a talking llama, fight off zombie villagers with enchanted tacos, and ride into battle on a giant chicken! Plus, our spawn area is a literal disco party with villagers breakdancing and creepers dropping sick beats.

But wait, there’s more! Every full moon, the server transforms into a magical wonderland filled with flying pigs and rainbow-colored sheep. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a dimension made entirely of candy!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, your parents never did anything this wild when they played Minecraft back in the day. Let’s get this bread, gamers!

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BlockyGoodNewsMC

BlockyGoodNewsMC, bright side, current events, encouraging news, feel good news, good news, Good Vibes, Happy news, heartwarming news, hopeful news, Inspiring Stories, positive news, positive updates, positivity, Recent Events, Recent News, silver lining, Small victories, tiring, uplifting stories, Watching news

Tired of the real world bringing you down? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only news you’ll hear is about the epic battles between our players and the legendary Ender Dragon! Who needs boring old news when you can be part of a world where pigs fly (literally, we have a mod for that) and diamonds rain from the sky (okay, maybe not literally, but you get the idea)! Join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos (looking at you, Creeper explosions)! So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to the real world and hello to our crazy Minecraft universe!

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Current Version	1.21.4 – mostly vanilla/fabric
Server Location	Germany
Render Distance	10
Simulation Distance	10
Game Mode	Hard
World Border	12,5k x 12,5k
FireTick	On (usually)

Overview

Features

FAQ

How long has the server been running?

Is the map going to reset soon?

What kind of events or minigames are available on the server?

Is there a modded server available?