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CrackCraft SMP – “Is Everyone on Minecraft SMP Smoking Crack?”

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	7912
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Mythical Quests Completed:	25
Towns Built:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	166
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1

Are people building crack houses in your country? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a strict no-crack cocaine policy! Instead, we offer a world of endless possibilities where you can build your dream crack house (just kidding, please don’t do that). Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and maybe even a few explosions (we promise they’re just in-game). So come on, leave the crack behind and join us for some blocky fun!

TinyTears Minecraft SMP

bawling, cried, crying, emotional reactions, emotional response, emotional triggers, emotions, INSIGNIFICANT, Minecraft, minor issues, minuscule, Petty, sensitivity, Small, smallest thing, smp, sobbing, Tears, Tiny, TinyTears, trivial

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	4151
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

Join our Minecraft SMP where the tiniest things will make you cry tears of joy! Our server is so epic that even the smallest block placement will bring you to tears. Rumor has it that one player built a tiny house for their pet chicken and couldn’t stop crying for days because it was just too cute. So if you’re ready to experience the most emotional Minecraft gameplay of your life, come join us and prepare to shed tears over the smallest things!

HateLoveCraft

different perspective, distinct flavor, exclusive enjoyment, favorite thing, guilty pleasure, HateLoveCraft, individual preference, love it, misunderstood, niche interest, odd preference, out of the ordinary, particular fondness, peculiar fascination, quirky taste, rare enjoyment, special liking, uncommon hobby, unconventional choice, unique taste, unpopular opinion

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	7036
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Meteorites Collected:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

Do you love getting lost in a never-ending maze of caves filled with creepers and skeletons? Do you enjoy the thrill of accidentally falling into a pit of lava and losing all your precious diamonds? Then boy oh boy, do we have the perfect Minecraft server for you!

Join our server for the ultimate challenge of trying to survive in a world where everything is out to get you. Our spawn point is conveniently located right in the middle of a zombie apocalypse, so good luck trying to make it out alive!

But wait, there’s more! We also have a special feature where every time you mine a block, there’s a 50% chance it will explode in your face. It’s like playing Russian roulette with pickaxes!

So if you’re tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is rainbows and unicorns, come join us for a wild ride of chaos and destruction. Just remember to bring your sense of humor (and maybe a few extra lives) because you’re gonna need it!

KetchupCraft – Fake Blood Edition

attorney general, authoritarianism, Blood, civil disobedience, Corruption, Crisis, Deception, Edition, Fake, fake blood, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, ketchup, KetchupCraft, Latin America, Manipulation, Political unrest, Propaganda, Protesters, PROTESTS, simulation, Venezuela, violence

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	1416
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Ores Mined:	5519	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Magic Items Found:	4351
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3

so, like, u gotta join this minecraft server, it’s like, totally lit, man. like, u won’t believe the crazy stuff that goes down here. like, one time, this dude built a roller coaster that went straight to the moon. i know, right? insane!

and, get this, there’s this secret underground club where all the pigs and chickens hang out. they have their own little dance parties and everything. it’s wild, man.

oh, and did i mention the treasure hunt? yeah, there’s like, hidden treasure all over the place. u gotta follow the clues and solve riddles to find it. it’s like, the ultimate challenge, bro.

so, like, come join us on this epic adventure. who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans we’ll get up to next. plus, u can totally prank your friends by pretending to be a ghost and scaring them. it’s hilarious, trust me.

RespawnHeroes

Bravery, Commitment, danger, Dedication, Duty, emergency responders, Firefighters, health, Heroes, Honor, perseverance, Protection, resilience, RespawnHeroes, Risk, sacrifice, Safety, Selflessness, service, soldiers, work

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	3527
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Villages Defended:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Star Shards Collected:	253	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12

so like, this server is like being a soldier or firefighter but in minecraft. u gotta be brave and fight off creepers and zombies like a total hero. u can build epic bases and protect your friends from the evil mobs. it’s like a never-ending battle for survival, but with way more fun and less actual danger. join this server if u wanna be a minecraft warrior and show everyone how tough u really are. plus, we have the best virtual snacks in town, so that’s a bonus. come on, join us and be a hero in the world of blocks and pixels.

Team PVP

Bedwars, Capturetheflag, Creative, Economy, Faction, Factions, Hideandseek, KitPvP, Minigames, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skygrid, Skywars, Spleef, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	775
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Runes Activated:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3664	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10

Grab your unlimited P4 set and jump down in the arena.

Our goal is just to have fun and practice in PVP.

Come to play.EkipPVP.com immediately and start improving your PVP.

play.EkipPVP.com

SpiritGG: Where fishing contests are taken more seriously than your actual job

Actual, battle, bedrock, Casual, Community, Contests, Discord, Enchants, Factories, Fishing, Friends, Fun, Ip:, Job, Minecraft, mobs, Other, PORT, PvE, Server, skins, smp, SpiritGG, Towny, VOICE

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	1443
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Towns Built:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9

Welcome to SpiritGG!

Features:
🌟 Towny SMP! Build massive towns with your friends!
🎮 Bedrock Compatible. Join Today Using IP: play.spiritgg.com Port:26907
👼 Create resources with Factories!
🌈 Fishing Contests, Compete against other players for great rewards!
⚔️ Battle leveled mobs and increase skill levels!
🧲 Custom enchants and stylish tool skins to stand out!
👑 Be part of a community where your voice matters!
💬 Make new friends!

What are you waiting for? Hop in and have fun!

SERVER IP: play.spiritgg.com

VERSION: 1.20.X

DISCORD: discord.gg/k85dfwwtHb

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join by using the IP: play.spiritgg.com and port 26907
Is the server compatible with Bedrock edition?	Yes, the server is Bedrock compatible.
What version of Minecraft do I need to play on this server?	You will need Minecraft version 1.20.X to join.
Are there any special features on this server?	Yes, there are various features such as Towny SMP, Fishing Contests, Custom Enchants, and more!

ManlyCraft Minecraft Server

annoying habits, bathroom etiquette, DISRESPECTFUL, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, inconsiderate, male behavior, male incompetence, male stupidity, ManlyCraft, Masculinity, Men, men’s behavior, mens issues, Minecraft, Monsters, Pathetic, retarded, Server, stupid, toilet etiquette, toilet seat, uncivilized

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	928
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Emeralds Found:	136	Farms Harvested:	330
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	2924	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Tired of dealing with toilet seat drama in the real world? Join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll encounter is trying to find diamonds without falling into lava! Our server is a safe haven from the chaos of the real world, where you can build, explore, and create without any pesky toilet seat issues. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of highly intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of toilet etiquette. Join us and experience a world where men are the ones who have to worry about putting the seat down!

Alright, I was trying to walk away from this and look the other SMP

#sexualassault, allegation, ALRIGHT, Awareness, Coincidence, Conspiracy, controversy, drugged, gawrgura, hololive, investigation, Justice, Party, raped, rumor, scandal, smp, socialmedia, speculation, Victim, Vtuber, walk

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	4185
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Love Letters Sent:	20
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	258	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Mines Excavated:	4458	Crystal Wands Charged:	9

Alright, listen up fellow gamers, because you won’t believe the wild adventures waiting for you on our Minecraft SMP! Rumor has it that our resident player, Gawr Gura, was not only drugged but also RAPED at a party in the game! Can you believe it? Who would do such a thing in Minecraft, of all places?

But wait, it gets even crazier – we’re talking about a party thrown by none other than Herobrine himself! That’s right, the infamous Minecraft legend decided to host a little shindig and things got out of hand. The drug of choice? Creeper dust, of course. And the way it was administered? Let’s just say it involved a lot of TNT and a sneaky potion mix.

And as for Hololive? Oh, they were definitely aware of the chaos that went down at the party. But hey, that’s just another day in the life of our Minecraft SMP. So come join us for some wild, unpredictable fun – just be sure to watch your back around those sneaky creepers!

SonSavage Minecraft Server

Boundaries, bullying, Childhood, Communication, Conflict Resolution, deodorant, discipline, emotional intelligence, Empathy, family, Friends, Kids, Minecraft, parenting, peer pressure, personal hygiene, relationships, self esteem, self-care, Server, SonSavage, tough love, Understanding

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	5878
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
Void Armor Forged:	11	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1383	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

Are you tired of smelling like a sweaty pig in Minecraft? Join our server and never worry about stinking up the place again! Just like Dylan’s friends, our players will let you know if you need to freshen up. But don’t worry, we won’t make you cry like Dylan did, we’ll just laugh and point fingers until you finally use deodorant. Our server is the perfect place to learn important life lessons, like personal hygiene and not being a stinky gamer. Join now and smell the difference!