BlockyBedBanter

10. dumb comments, 11. funny anecdotes, 12. silly slip-ups, 13. awkward situations, 14. ridiculous remarks, 15. embarrassing blunders, 16. funny memories, 17. silly mistakes, 18. cringe-worthy quotes, 19. awkward moments, 2. awkward conversations, 20. ridiculous conversations, 3. funny stories, 4. silly remarks, 5. cringe-worthy moments, 6. ridiculous statements, 7. awkward encounters, 8. hilarious mishaps, 9. embarrassing confessions, BlockyBedBanter, embarrassing moments

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	4833
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
Dragon Eggs Found:	8157	Astral Projections Made:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world! Join us if you want to have a laugh while building your dream castle or fighting off hordes of zombie chickens. Trust us, you won’t regret it! Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly cow who will trade you enchanted items for a good joke. So come on, join us and see if you can make the cow laugh with your dumbest sex-related joke!

UkrainianSkyWars Minecraft Server

aircraft, airspace, Conflict, Defense, defense system, drone, Incident, international relations, Military, Military Aircraft, military drone, military technology, Minecraft, prototype, russia, SECURITY, Server, Surveillance, Technology, uav, Ukrainian skies, UkrainianSkyWars, Unmanned Aerial Vehicle

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	1184
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Void Gems Collected:	16	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where russia shoots down their own drones in ukrainian skies for fun! we have crazy pvp battles where you can pretend to be a russian pilot and take down your own drone while dodging enemy fire! join now for the ultimate adrenaline rush and see if you can survive the chaos of our server! trust us, it’s a blast!

ZelenskiyCraft: Victory Plan

Allies, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, Europe, international relations, Meeting, Military, Négotiation, Peace, Plan, Politics, presentation, president, SECURITY, strategy, summit, Ukraine, Victory, victory plan, Zelenskiy, ZelenskiyCraft

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	7053
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Potions Brewed:	103	Goblin Markets Raided:	5

so, like, imagine this, right? there’s this epic minecraft server where the president of ukraine, zelenskiy, is like, gonna present this super cool ‘victory plan’ to all the players. and get this, he’s gonna team up with all the allies on the server to defeat the evil mobs and stuff.

like, why wouldn’t you wanna join this server, right? you get to fight alongside the president of a whole country and take down baddies together. plus, there’s gonna be like, special events where you can win exclusive in-game items and maybe even get a shoutout from zelenskiy himself.

so come on, join the fun and be a part of this epic adventure. who knows, maybe you’ll even become besties with the president of ukraine. it’s gonna be lit, fam.

Chip Beam Bio Tractor

beam, bio, biological applications, biological particles, biomedical devices, biomedical engineering, cell sorting, Chip, chip-based, Engineers, innovation, lab-on-a-chip, microfluidics, mit, nanotechnology, particle manipulation, particle separation, particle sorting, particles manipulation, research, Science, Technology, Tractor, tractor beam

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	6793
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Farms Harvested:	854	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Players Killed by Monsters:	4516

come join our epic minecraft server where we use tractor beams to bring in all the mobs and players to our world! our engineers have created a chip that can attract all the biological particles in the game, making it the craziest and most chaotic server out there! imagine being pulled towards a creeper or a zombie, it’s like a rollercoaster ride of excitement and danger! come experience the thrill of being sucked into our world and see if you can survive the madness!

InVictus: The Server Where Creepers Think Twice Before Blowing Up Your House

1.21.1, 9th season, blowing, Community, compatibility, CREEPERS, Difficulty, Discord, Fresh new, Gaming, House, Invictus, java, Minecraft, multiplayer, PvE, Resets, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, world

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	1434
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Farms Harvested:	993	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15

Invictus SMP ⛏️

Invictus was founded in 2020, to create a small and relaxed community. It now consists of 185+ discord members and an active player base. The world resets every 6 months or so and is updated to the latest version. Our server is public and we welcome anyone and everyone! 👋

We started our 9th season last month, with a fresh new world. It’s the perfect time to get involved!

Server IP	invictus.r2f.co
Bedrock Port	25591

Discord Invite Link

🧟‍♂️ Hard Difficulty

🛰️ Bedrock Compatibility

🔥 Custom Plugin Pack

✅ Dedicated Host (99.99% uptime)

🗺️ Viewable Dynmap

🔧 Vanilla Tweaks

👥 Community Events

🍺 Brewery & Alcohol

🧙‍♂️ Server Lore Channel

🏬 Player Shops

🔐 Lockable Chests

⭐️ Shooting Stars

🪑 Chairs & Sitting

➕ Much more!

FAQ

Question	Answer
How often does the world reset?	The world resets every 6 months.
Is the server open to everyone?	Yes, the server is public and welcomes everyone.
What version is the server currently on?	The server is always updated to the latest version.

HimitsuCraft: Daily Shenanigans

2060s, Advanced technology, brain analysis, brain imaging, crime scene investigation, crime solving, Daily, Futuristic technology, high-profile crimes, HimitsuCraft, investigation, Japan, Japan technology, memory analysis, MRI System, Mystery solving, neurotechnology, restricted technology, science fiction, Section Nine, Shenanigans, special police unit, visual memories

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	9543
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Villages Defended:	10	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have perfected “The LOL System”! This revolutionary technology allows players to dive into the visual memories of their Minecraft characters, giving them a glimpse into their final moments before meeting a creeper or falling into lava.

Join us as we unravel the mysteries of our blocky world with the help of our special police unit, Section Nine. We investigate baffling crimes like stolen diamonds, missing villagers, and the mysterious disappearance of all the cake in the land.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the thrill of uncovering the secrets of Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even discover the truth behind that time you accidentally dug straight down and fell into a pit of zombies. Let the adventure begin!

Minecraft SMP: /a/ Plays Skribblio

browser game, Creative Gaming, drawing challenge, Drawing game, family game night, fun game, Gaming Community, interactive game, Minecraft, Multiplayer Game, Online game, online gaming, play with friends, PLAYS, saturday fun, sketching game, Skribblio, smp, Social gaming, virtual game night, word game, word guessing game, word puzzles

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	8652
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Zombie Dances:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for non-stop hilarity and chaos!

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a gang of mischievous baby zombies riding on chickens. But don’t worry, our friendly community of players will come to your rescue armed with nothing but a carrot on a stick and a dream.

Need resources? Just ask our resident wizard who can summon diamonds out of thin air (for a small fee of course). And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a dip in our lava hot tub for a relaxing spa day?

But wait, there’s more! Every Saturday, we host a skribbl.io tournament where the stakes are high and the drawings are questionable at best. So come join us for some Saturday fun and experience the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!

PeacefulKids Minecraft Server

AITAH, Chronic illness, Communication Issues, Disappointment, emotional impact, family conflicts, family dynamics, family relationships, Family Support, hospital visits, hurt feelings, long-term consequences, making waves, Minecraft, niece drama, parenting struggles, PeacefulKids, protecting children’s peace, respecting boundaries, Server, setting boundaries

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	4888
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Secret Passages Found:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and want a break from the real world? Join our Minecraft server where you can escape to a world of blocky fun and adventure!

Reasons to join: – Build a virtual family with other players who won’t ghost you or sneak around behind your back – No chronic illnesses here, just endless possibilities for creativity and exploration – Experience the joy of meeting virtual babies without the hassle of real-life drama – Play ball practice mini-games without missing out on precious family moments – Get revenge on your niece by building a giant statue of her and then blowing it up (just kidding… or are we?)

Don’t let family drama ruin your gaming experience – join our server and let the fun begin!

GrudgeCraft2021

Communication Issues, coping mechanisms, emotional baggage, emotional distress, ENTITLEMENT, family conflicts, family dynamics, family relationships, Family Support, favoritism, generational differences, GrudgeCraft2021, housing crisis, living arrangements, long-term relationships, parental favoritism, past grievances, personal boundaries, Resentment, sibling rivalry, unresolved issues

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	522
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	369
Dimension Hops:	9	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Votes:	658	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t feel pushed out like OP’s family home! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure and laughter.

Looking for a place to call home? Look no further! Our server has plenty of room for everyone, unlike OP’s family home. We won’t make you sleep on a pull-out mattress on the floor, we’ll give you a cozy virtual bed to rest your blocky head.

Join our server and build your dream home without worrying about being kicked out in 28 days like OP’s apartment. We’ll make sure you have all the time you need to create the perfect pixelated paradise.

And don’t worry about feeling immature or entitled here, on our server, everyone is welcome to express themselves however they want. Want to build a giant statue of a chicken? Go for it! Want to ride a pig off a cliff? We won’t stop you!

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only drama you’ll find is in the crazy stories we make up about why you should join. See you in the virtual world!

InsomniaCraft SMP

anxiety, bedtime anxiety, bedtime worries, fear, insomnia, InsomniaCraft, late night thoughts, Nightmares, nighttime anxiety, overthinking, restless mind, restlessness, sleep deprivation, sleep disturbances, sleep issues, sleep troubles, sleepless nights, sleeplessness, smp, stress, tossing and turning, worries

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	9174
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	52	Ores Mined:	4922
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Farms Harvested:	869
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new diamond vein? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled Nether!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling a giant chicken boss that shoots fireballs from its beak. Or how about participating in our weekly “Build Battle” where the loser has to wear a chicken suit for an entire week in-game?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary “Diamond Pig” that poops out diamonds instead of pork chops. And rumor has it that if you can tame the elusive “Creeper Unicorn,” it will grant you three wishes (but be careful, one of those wishes might just blow up in your face).

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride that will keep you up at night for all the right reasons!

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