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Players: | 91/700 | Votes: | 4099 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Epic Shields Constructed: | 18 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 10 |
Potions Brewed: | 148 | Enchantments Applied: | 165 |
Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 | Secret Passages Found: | 8 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 8 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 18 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Animals Bred: | 72 |
Crops Grown: | 8725 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of navigating through a world where trashy blonde sluts reign supreme. Who knew pixelated characters could be so scandalous? You’ll be gossiping with your fellow players about who’s hooking up with who and who’s plotting to overthrow the server next.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the most insane build battles you’ll ever witness. From giant statues of Justin Bieber to roller coasters that defy gravity, our players have no limits when it comes to creativity. Who needs architectural integrity when you can have a house made entirely out of diamond blocks?
So, if you’re ready to dive headfirst into a world of chaos, drama, and pure insanity, then join our server today. Just be prepared to leave your sanity at the door!