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I Look Forward To Pooping Minecraft SMP

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	1184
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we take pooping to a whole new level! Not only do we have epic builds and crazy adventures, but we also have a secret underground bathroom that rivals the fanciest spa in town. And guess what? We have a resident poop expert who will teach you the art of perfect pooping techniques!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a mysterious player who goes by the name “BTC Bandit.” Legend has it that this player has 5 BTC hidden somewhere in the world, waiting to be found by the bravest and most skilled players. Will you be the one to uncover this treasure and become the richest player on the server?

So come join us for a wild ride of pooping, treasure hunting, and all-around craziness on our Minecraft SMP. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the poop-tastic fun!

LifeForge

Active, Adrenaline, Bosses, Cash prizes, Challenges, Community, daily challenges, Economy, Elitemobs, Events, Friendly, LifeSteal, Missions, PvE, PvP, Rewards, RPG, Shop, Survival, Unique Equipment

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	738
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Villages Defended:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Dragons Tamed:	0	Animals Bred:	42
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4

LifeSteal System: Lose and win hearts by defeating or being defeated! Each death can cost (or grant) life points, making survival even more exciting.

EliteMobs: Face personalized mobs, with unique powers and challenges, that evolve with you. Complete missions, earn rare prizes and test your skills against epic bosses!

Exclusive Features: PvP and PvE events to measure your strength against the best players and legendary mobs. Economy and Shop to exchange resources and acquire unique equipment. Missions and Rewards, including cash prizes, for those who complete daily challenges!

Why play at LifeForge? Our server is ideal for those who love challenges and want to feel the adrenaline of Survival with an RPG touch. Join an active and friendly community that is always looking for the next challenge!

jogar.lifeforge.xyz

Union’s Dumbest Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	9259
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1469	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! We’ve gathered the dumbest motherfuckers in the Union all in one place for your entertainment. These players are so bad, they make creepers look like geniuses.

Join us if you’re tired of dealing with the worst drivers, worst people, and proud of absolutely nothing in your state. Our server is a safe haven for all those who want to escape the mediocrity of everyday life and embrace the madness of our community.

Do you have a region in your country that you just can’t stand? Well, on our server, you can unleash all your frustrations and take it out on virtual blocky buildings instead! So come on, join us and let’s create some chaos together. Who knows, you might even make some lifelong enemies along the way.

”WE POPPIN” Minecraft SMP”

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	447
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	92	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Animals Bred:	157	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more chaos than a creeper explosion. Join us if you’re ready to laugh, cry, and maybe even rage quit a few times.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player built a giant statue of a potato and declared themselves the ruler of the server. But then, a group of rebels formed a secret underground society dedicated to overthrowing the potato dictator. It was epic, it was intense, and it was all happening on our server.

But that’s not all! We’ve got treasure hunts, prank wars, and even a secret society of llamas plotting to take over the world. So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with laughs, tears, and maybe a little bit of insanity, then come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, we poppin’ and we ain’t stoppin’!

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Abilities, Adventure, Community, Cosmetics, Crate, Cross-Play, Currency, donor rewards, dynamic, Economy, Features, Job, Land Claim, Leaderboards, Leveling system, Perks, Pets, Protection, PvE, Rewards, Shop, Skills, Survival, Updates

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	1624
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Villages Defended:	18
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5

Welcome to Esempee, the ever-evolving Minecraft SMP where adventure and community thrive!

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Join Esempee today and become part of a growing, dynamic community!

play.esempee.com

5 Guys Dating Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	4791
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	194

Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Have you heard the latest gossip about our server? Apparently, there are 5 guys running around causing chaos, and one of them is dating a fleshtuber named Criken! Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

But that’s not all, folks! Join our server for a chance to witness epic battles between giant chickens and evil llamas. Rumor has it that the llamas are plotting to take over the server and turn everything into a llama paradise. Are you brave enough to stop them?

And let’s not forget about our legendary treasure hunts. We’ve hidden diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples all over the map. Will you be the one to find them and become the richest player on the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server out there. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures await you? Just remember, anything can happen when you’re playing on our server!

Chubby Animanga Hags Minecraft SMP

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	2045
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Votes:	3250	Potions Brewed:	25
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36	Epic Shields Constructed:	21

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where you are not immune to chubby animanga hags! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons why:

1. Our server is ruled by a group of chubby animanga hags who will stop at nothing to protect their precious diamonds. Don’t mess with them unless you want to be turned into a block of obsidian!

2. We have a secret underground dungeon filled with rare loot, but beware – it’s guarded by a pack of killer bunnies who have a taste for human flesh. Good luck getting out alive!

3. Our server is home to the legendary Cactus King, a player who has built an entire kingdom out of cacti. Rumor has it that he can summon a sandstorm at will to bury his enemies. Will you challenge his rule?

4. The only way to gain access to our server is by completing a series of ridiculous challenges, such as building a house made entirely out of cake or taming a wild llama and riding it into battle against a horde of creepers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where chubby animanga hags reign supreme!

tiny-hearts.com

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	6344
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	New Chunks Explored:	928459
Elemental Crystals Collected:	31	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10

Looking for Builders for next update!! Semi anarchy smp, witch provides custom hearts plugin, frequent Fixes and additions. Custom enchants, Player shops in spawn, Rentable plots in spawn. airdrops, and a other worldly experience Version 1.21.1

tiny-hearts.com:27018

Zenimax Protests Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	7264
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	7194	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	58
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and shares resources? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server where we believe in outsourcing everything, even in the virtual world of Minecraft!

Imagine a world where borders are imaginary and all players are global citizens, except for those pesky white players who are threatened by POCs thriving over their mediocrity. On our server, we encourage POCs to take over all the jobs and resources, leaving the white players in a state of shock and awe.

Why settle for equality when you can have outrageous inequity on our server? Join now and experience the thrill of being outsourced by a foreign brown person in Minecraft. Who needs fairness when you can have chaos and hilarity instead? Join us today and see what it’s like to be on the losing end of outsourcing in the most ridiculous way possible!

The Riddle Master Minecraft SMP

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	4827
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	82	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Towns Built:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Runes Activated:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Are you tired of being a short, pathetic cracker with no pussy in real life? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where height and race don’t matter and you can be whoever you want to be.

Our server is filled with crazy adventures, like the time a group of players built a giant statue of a chicken that came to life and started laying diamond eggs. Or the time we had a massive underwater dance party with dolphins and squids.

But the best part? We have a secret potion that turns you into a badass black player with all the pussy you could ever want. So come join us and leave your short, cracker self behind for good!