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TouchyCraft: SnapAttack

advice, aita, bashing, chance, customer service, dropped it, happen again, hostess, lower back, man, mom, older men, SnapAttack, snapping, Texas Roadhouse, Touched, TouchyCraft, Training, UNCOMFORTABLE, Upset

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	6578
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	2

Are you tired of dealing with creepy customers at work? Join our Minecraft server and never worry about unwanted hand placements again! Our virtual world is a safe space where you can build, explore, and have fun without any uncomfortable encounters. Plus, our community is full of supportive players who will always have your back (literally). Say goodbye to awkward situations and hello to a relaxing gaming experience. Join now and leave those real-life troubles behind!

LonelySurvivor Minecraft SMP

Apocalypse, contemplation, Despair, emptiness, end of humanity, existential crisis, hopelessness, introspection, ISOLATION, Loneliness, LonelySurvivor, Minecraft, post-apocalyptic, Reflection, resilience, Self Discovery, self reliance, smp, solitude, Survival

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	9717
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Alien Abductions:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	68
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where you can answer that question in the most hilarious way possible! Join us and show off your survival skills in a world where the only other players are zombies, creepers, and skeletons.

But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of resources to help you out, like our secret stash of enchanted golden apples that give you the power to fly and shoot lasers from your eyes. Plus, our custom-built dungeons are filled with treasure and traps that will keep you on your toes.

And if you ever get bored of fighting off hordes of undead, you can always join our weekly dance parties in the Nether, where we boogie down with the Piglins and Endermen. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie breakdancing next to a lava pit.

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and join the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest server on the block. Who knows, you might just be the last living person on Earth, but at least you’ll have a blast doing it!

CraftyCritique

advice, blunt honesty, brutal honesty, brutally honest, candid feedback, CraftyCritique, direct communication, frank advice, harsh reality, life lessons, no beating around the bush, no sugarcoating, no-nonsense, raw truth, reality check, straight shooting, straight talk, tough advice, tough love, unfiltered advice

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	4468
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension Hops:	14	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	963	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality itself? Look no further, because our server is like no other!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant flying squids, mining diamonds with a spoon, and riding on the backs of dragons while belting out show tunes.

Our server is so epic, even the creepers are too scared to explode because they know they can’t handle the sheer awesomeness of our players.

So if you’re ready to embark on a wild adventure filled with laughter, danger, and maybe a few exploding sheep, join us now and prepare to have your mind blown!

KurskCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict Resolution, cooperation, Defense, foreign policy, geopolitical interests, international relations, Kursk, KurskCraft, military alliance, military deployment, military intelligence, military intervention, Military operations, military strategy, military support, Minecraft, pentagon, security concerns, Server, strategic objectives, Support, Ukrainian operation, unaware

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	9966
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Holy Grails Found:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Magic Items Found:	5191
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	1

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, da Pentagon be all up in dis bizness supportin’ some Ukrainian operation in Kursk, but dey don’t even know what da heck dey doin’! It’s like a mystery wrapped in an enigma, wrapped in a blocky world of creepers and zombies. Who knows what kinda shenanigans will go down on dis server? Maybe da Pentagon will accidentally blow up a whole village with a misplaced TNT block, or maybe dey will team up with da Ender Dragon to take over da whole dang server! It’s gonna be wild, so come join us for some epic Minecraft madness, yo!

MineVaxGlobal

cancer treatment, clinical trials, global health, groundbreaking research, Healthcare, immunotherapy, innovative medicine, lung cancer, lung disease, medical breakthrough, Medical research, MineVaxGlobal, oncology, pharmaceuticals, Precision medicine, public health initiatives, respiratory health, scientific advancement, seven countries, vaccine trials, World First

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	3199
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Void Gems Collected:	32
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Magic Items Found:	7511
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

yo yo yo, listen up gamers! do you want to join the most lit Minecraft server in the universe? well, lemme tell ya, this server is so dope that it’s like getting a world-first lung cancer vaccine trial launched across seven countries! yeah, you heard me right, SEVEN countries!

imagine mining for diamonds while also saving lives, that’s the kind of epicness you’ll find on this server. not only will you be building the sickest bases and battling mobs like a boss, but you’ll also be contributing to groundbreaking medical research. who knew gaming could be so noble, amirite?

so what are you waiting for? join now and be a part of something truly legendary. plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself plays on this server, so you know it’s gonna be wild. come on, do it for the memes!

CokeCraft: Building a World of Flavor

Beverage, brand, building, carbonated, Coca Cola, CokeCraft, creator, culture, drink, flavor, Global, History, iconic, iconic brand, Impact, innovation, Legacy, Longevity, Marketing, society, Soda, success, world

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	4870
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

imagine if the creator of coca-cola was actually a secret minecraft wizard who created a server that would still be around today, how different would our world be? well, let me tell you, this server is so epic that even herobrine himself is scared to join. we have diamond armor that makes you invincible, creepers that give you hugs instead of exploding, and a secret dungeon where you can battle the legendary ender dragon while riding on a flying pig. join us now and become a part of history, because on this server, anything is possible. also, we have free pizza every friday.

SyncCraft: Love Edition

Behavior, Bonding, brain activity, close friends, Communication, Connection, Edition, emotional processing, emotional videos, Empathy, Intimacy, love, neuroscience, processing emotions, Psychology, relationships, research, romantic partners, Social Interaction, SyncCraft, synchronization, Understanding

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	8186
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	257	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	32
Mythical Quests Completed:	39	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	120

LOLZ come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where u can sync ur brainz with ur romantic partner while playin’! We gotz da most insane emotional videos to watch together and feel all da feels. Who needs close friends when u can have a partner who syncs with u on a whole ‘nother level? Join now for a mind-blowin’ experience like no other!

CraftyPajeet’s Minecraft Server

Canadian, CraftyPajeets, crime, Cultural differences, Girls, hate crime, immigration, India, Justice, Minecraft, molest, ontario, pajeet rahman singh, Police investigation, racism, saharanpur, Server, sexual assault, social media outrage, Today, Uttar Pradesh, waterpark, white women

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	900
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Animals Bred:	130
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where Pajeet Rahman Singh is on a mission to conquer the waterpark in Ontario! Join us for a wild adventure as we navigate through the twists and turns of the water slides, dodging Pajeet’s attempts to molest all the white women and girls. Will you be able to stop him and save the day, or will you join forces with him in his quest for waterpark domination? Only one way to find out – join our server now and let the chaos begin!

SMPwtfHowMinecraftSMP

amazed, Astonished, bewildered, confusion, disbelief, dumbfounded, Flabbergasted, how, incredulous, Mind Blowing, mind blown, mind-bending, mind-boggling, perplexed, puzzled, shock, SMPwtfHowMinecraftSMP, SPEECHLESS.., UNBELIEVABLE, what the heck, WTF

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	6735
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	27	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Buildings Constructed:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky SMP where the only rule is that there are no rules! Want to ride a llama into battle against a horde of creepers? Go for it! Feel like building a giant statue of a potato wearing a top hat? Why not! Our server is a place where anything is possible, and the only limit is your imagination. So come join us and let’s create some chaos together!

Tipless Tavern Minecraft Server

alcohol consumption, bar, Bar etiquette, bottle water, DDing, drink prices, expensive drink, friend group, low calorie seltzer, Minecraft, mixed drinks, not tipping, rude bartender, Server, socializing with friends, tallboys, tap water, TAVERN, Tipless, tipping culture, tipping etiquette, upselling, virgin drinks

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	7578
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	4729	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Chimeras Created:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	New Chunks Explored:	365031
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t charge you $5 for a glass of tap water? Look no further, because our server offers FREE virtual water for all players! Plus, our bartender NPCs won’t give you death stares if you forget to tip on your virtual seltzer. And don’t worry about overpaying for drinks, because all virtual mixed drinks and tallboys are only $5 each – cheaper than a bottle of water at that other bar! Join us for a virtual drink and some blocky adventures today!