🍆💦Damn we’re still alive Minecraft Servers

DragonCraft Server

action RPG, Archiver, augments, character creator, core skills, ddg, dragon’s Dogma, Dragon’s Dogma 1 OP., DragonCraft, FANTASY, hiring pawns, Old Pawn sheet, patch notes, pathfinder, pawn, Pawn Guild, punching bag, RPG, Server, Skills, Steam page, Updated Pawn sheet, video game, Wiki

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter – Pathfinder’s Favorite Punching Bag Edition!

Join us on this server where you can punch your way through dungeons, slay dragons, and create the most epic pawns to accompany you on your adventures.

Patch notes? We don’t need ’em – we make our own rules here.

Forget about boring old Minecraft servers, come join us where the pawns are fierce, the skills are insane, and the laughs are endless.

Don’t believe us? Just ask our resident dragon slayer, Steve – he’s taken down more Ender Dragons than you can count.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the world of Pathfinder’s Favorite Punching Bag Edition and let the madness begin!

MilanoMadness Minecraft SMP

ac, Booking, city, Disappointment, discomfort, expensive, Experience, Frustration, italy, metro, Milano, MilanoMadness, Minecraft, Overpriced, regret, shithole, smp, Tourist, Trash, travel, urban decay, vacation, weird people

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where Milano may be a shithole, but our server is a diamond in the rough! Forget about the lack of AC in the metro, because in our world, you can build your own air-conditioned paradise. And who needs clean streets when you can create your own trash-free utopia with just a few clicks?

Join us and escape the weird people of Milano by teaming up with fellow players who are just as crazy as you are. Trust us, the 500 euros you spent on that city will seem like chump change once you see the incredible creations and wild adventures waiting for you on our server.

So come on, ditch Milano and come play with us. Who needs real life when you can have a virtual world where anything is possible?

Hate2LoveCraft

clandestine enjoyment, concealed infatuation, covert fondness, disguised preference, feigned aversion, guilty pleasure, hate, Hate2LoveCraft, hidden passion, love, masked affection, pretend dislike, private delight, secret indulgence, sub rosa fascination, suppressed desire, under-the-radar interest, undercover obsession, undisclosed attraction, veiled infatuation

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Are you tired of pretending to hate creepers blowing up your house in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we encourage it! In fact, we have a whole section dedicated to building houses just to watch them get destroyed by those pesky green creatures. Join us for the ultimate thrill of chaos and destruction!

But that’s not all – ever wanted to ride a pig into battle against an army of skeletons? Well, on our server, we have an exclusive mini-game where you can do just that! Saddle up and show those bony fiends who’s boss in the most ridiculous way possible.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. From zombies doing the Thriller dance to creepers attempting the Moonwalk, you won’t find a more bizarre and entertaining sight anywhere else.

So come join us on our server for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what ridiculous adventures await you in this crazy world we’ve created!

VenezuelaBallotMadness

Accountability, ballot records, Brazil, coming days., controversy, Democracy, diplomatic relations, elections, Government, INFORMATION, international relations, investigation, Latin America, Maduro, opposition, Politics, Release, south america, transparency, Venezuela, VenezuelaBallotMadness

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LOL this server is like if Venezuela and Brazil had a baby and it was a Minecraft server! Join now for the chance to see Maduro release all the ballot records in the most epic way possible. Will he do it by riding a llama into battle? Or maybe he’ll summon a giant chicken to do his bidding? Who knows, but it’s gonna be LIT! Plus, rumor has it there’s a secret treasure hidden in the server that will make you richer than a diamond pickaxe. Don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life! Join now and let the madness begin!

Endless MC: Where Vanilla is so Semi, it’s practically French Vanilla SMP

1.21, 100-200, bedrock, Community, Discord, Endless, English, French, Gametype, Gaming, Language, Length of game, Max Number of players, no wipe, Players, practically, Realm, Semi, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Minecraft Server Overview

Java or Bedrock	Java 1.21
Realm/Server/World	Server
Max Number of Players	100 – 200
Length of Game	No wipe
Gametype	Survival
Language	English

If you’re interested, come check it out on discord.gg/pEmhCPmt9j

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Can I join the server?	To join the server, you must first be whitelisted. Join our Discord server and request to be whitelisted by an admin.
How often does the server reset?	This server is a “no wipe” server, meaning it will not reset. Your progress is safe.
Is griefing allowed?	Griefing is not allowed on this server. Respect other players and their creations.
What version of Minecraft do I need to play?	You will need Minecraft Java Edition version 1.21 to join the server.
Are mods allowed on the server?	Mods that provide an unfair advantage or disrupt the gameplay experience for others are not allowed. Please check with an admin before using any mods.

Deadpool’s Autism Minecraft Server

Audience, autism, autistic, Behavior, Character, Cinema, comic book, Deadpool, Deadpools, Excited, Fan, Fandom, film, girl, Interaction, lore dumping, Marvel, Minecraft, Movie, Multiverse, Server, Social Skills, SuperHero, Versions

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Are you tired of boring movie experiences with no autistic girls yelling out random facts? Come join our Minecraft server where you can experience the ultimate multiverse adventure! Our players are so dedicated to the lore that they’ll make you feel like you’re in the movie theater with that enthusiastic girl, except this time, you can actually join in on the fun! Who needs deadpool versions when you can create your own wacky characters and storylines in our server? Join now for a cinematic experience like no other!

BauCraft SMP – Baubau’s Wacky Adventures

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Hey there fellow gamers! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic, and downright hilarious place to be!

Join us for our Anniversary Edition where we celebrate by building giant cake structures, hosting explosive firework shows, and battling it out in epic PvP tournaments!

But that’s not all! Our streamers are so entertaining, you’ll be laughing your blocks off! From karaoke nights to Twitter spaces shenanigans, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

And don’t even get me started on the merch! Get your hands on some exclusive Fuwawa and Mococo gear that will make you the envy of all your Minecraft friends.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now for a wild ride of memes, mayhem, and Minecraft madness! Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyInLaws Minecraft Server

Apology, bitter, cancelled trip, CraftyInLaws, Crisis, demanding job, Exhausting, family, father in-law, Friends, health emergency, Hospital, improved outlook, long road, MASSAGE, Minecraft, Relaxing, Server, uncle, Visit, WIBTAH, Wife

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape all the drama and craziness of real life!

Join us for a wild adventure filled with building, mining, and exploring – without any snide remarks or passive-aggressive comments from your mother-in-law!

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax, especially after dealing with demanding full-time jobs and exhausting travel. Plus, our virtual massages are top-notch!

So why spend your weekend driving back and forth to the hospital when you can join us for some epic Minecraft fun? Say goodbye to family drama and hello to a world of blocky bliss. See you in the game!

StepSis Shenanigans: AITA Edition

aita, blended families, bullying, cancer diagnosis, Communication Issues, Edition, EMBARRASSMENT, family conflict, family dynamics, Family issues, father-daughter relationships, friendship, Grief, high school trip, Loss, parental support, public humiliation, Shenanigans, sibling rivalry, standing up for oneself, stepmother, stepsis, stepsisters

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Are you tired of dealing with evil stepsisters straight out of a fairy tale? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! Our server is a magical place where you can build your dream world without any mean stepsisters stealing your food or mocking you. Plus, our family therapy sessions are optional and consist of fun mini-games instead of boring conversations.

Embark on high school trips with your virtual friends and never worry about getting bullied or left out again. And if your virtual dad and stepmom need to embarrass someone, they can do it to the virtual stepsisters instead of you. So come join us and leave the real world behind – no AITA moments here, just pure fun and adventure!

FreakyCraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the freakiest thing you’ve ever done is just the beginning.

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your house when suddenly a herd of creepers come charging at you, wearing top hats and monocles. Why, you ask? Because on our server, even the mobs have style!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted egg that hatches into a baby dragon.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for the freakiest adventure of your life!

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	327
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Items Found:	8781	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	20

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Crops Grown:	3258	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7189
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Dragons Tamed:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Crops Grown:	5250	Chimeras Created:	3
Zombie Dances:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Villages Defended:	20	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	New Chunks Explored:	311098

Life-Changing Damn we’re still alive Minecraft Servers

DragonCraft Server

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MilanoMadness Minecraft SMP

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Hate2LoveCraft

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VenezuelaBallotMadness

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Endless MC: Where Vanilla is so Semi, it’s practically French Vanilla SMP

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Minecraft Server Overview

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

CraftyInLaws Minecraft Server

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StepSis Shenanigans: AITA Edition

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FreakyCraft SMP

Stats November 22, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Zombie Dances:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Enchantments Applied:	114	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Zombie Dances:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	21	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Potions Brewed:	131
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Buildings Constructed:	22
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Love Letters Sent:	19	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20