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UnicornRider420 Minecraft SMP

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	8194
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Farms Harvested:	877	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3

Joining our Minecraft SMP, of course! Why waste your time doing boring real-life activities when you could be building a giant statue of a chicken riding a llama? Or participating in our weekly “Lava Parkour Death Race” where the winner gets a diamond block and the losers get a one-way ticket to the Nether!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary “Troll King” who roams the land pranking unsuspecting players with exploding chickens and invisible blocks. Will you be the one to finally defeat him and claim his enchanted diamond sword?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the craziness begin!

ExcuseCraft: Not Tonight, Creeper!

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	1810
Rating:	4.5 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	453818	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42	Meteorites Collected:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all your gaming needs! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious moments, and a community that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! For starters, we have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away and show off their best moves. Need a break from mining? How about a hot air balloon ride over the server to take in the stunning views and maybe even spot a unicorn or two?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler who wears a crown made entirely of chicken nuggets and grants wishes to anyone who can best him in a dance-off. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a petting zoo filled with adorable creepers, endermen, and even a friendly dragon who loves to play fetch with diamonds.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare yourself for a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

TacoCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	8260
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Dimension Hops:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	1282	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we EXPLODE 6 Canadian diplomats for fun! It’s like a virtual war zone but with blocky graphics and no actual consequences! Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the diamonds we steal from unsuspecting players. Join now for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem!

KoreaCraft: Zelensky’s Wild Ride

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	6522
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	4123	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Star Shards Collected:	190
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Zombie Dances:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korean troops fighting alongside russian army in ukraine! it’s like a real life war but in minecraft! build your base, gather resources, and team up with the craziest allies you never knew you needed. join now for the most chaotic and unpredictable gameplay experience ever! who knows what other wild surprises await you on our server!

Creeper COVID Kids – Diabetic Crafters

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	9025
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Buildings Constructed:	44
Mythical Swords Crafted:	89	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

lolz come join our minecraft server cuz we got magical cookies that cure diabetes! after playing on our server for just one month, three months, or six months, you’ll be less likely to get type 2 diabetes. our server is so lit, even covid-19 can’t bring us down! join now and say goodbye to diabetes and hello to epic adventures in the blocky world!

Hazy Realm

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	3410
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Animals Bred:	72	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	49	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

Welcome to Hazy Realm, a cross-platform Minecraft survival server! Whether you’re a seasoned adventurer or just starting your journey, our server offers a welcoming community, an engaging economy, and the MCMMO plugin to enhance your gameplay. Join us and experience a thriving world where you can build, trade, and level up your skills. Dive into our friendly atmosphere, where both new and veteran players can feel at home. Start your adventure today!

play.hazyrealm.net

Holy Based Minecraft Server

Based, Campaign, Canada, candidates, day of the rake, delayed, Democracy, election, Globe and Mail, Government, HOLY, international relations, Minecraft, News, North America, political analysis, Politics, poll, Server, US Election, Voting, voting process

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	7571
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	8552	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Zombie Dances:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest one out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and diamond armor-wearing chickens.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the day of the rake has been delayed just so players can have more time to enjoy all the madness. That’s right, world events are being postponed just for us!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a land where llamas rule the world and creepers are actually friendly. Don’t miss out on all the fun – join us today!

“When Does It Get Good?” Minecraft SMP

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	4174
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Villages Defended:	13
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Endless Night Skies:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	61
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10

Oh, honey, it gets good the moment you step foot into our Minecraft SMP! We’ve got more drama than a reality TV show, more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, and more chaos than a creeper explosion in a TNT factory. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of getting pranked by your fellow players, the excitement of epic battles against mobs, and the joy of building the most ridiculous structures you can imagine. And who knows, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond unicorn that roams our server, granting wishes to those brave enough to find it. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

BraBrawlServer

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	421
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Zombie Dances:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	35	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	30

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server and experience the chaos of living with your sister and her unruly kids after a hurricane destroyed their home.

But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic battle over a special compression bra that was mistakenly thrown away by your sister. Will she pay you back for it? Will your mom take her side? Will Thea be able to rock her role as Viola in “Twelfth Night” without her trusty bra?

Join now for a wild ride of family drama, theater mishaps, and financial disputes. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

AdmireCraft SMP – 30 characters

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	2440
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	99	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Votes:	2310
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4

Do you admire people who can build a house in Minecraft without even breaking a sweat? Or maybe you’re in awe of those who can tame a pack of wild wolves with just a bone in hand? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is filled with players who can do all that and more!

Join our server if you want to witness the epic battle between a player and a horde of angry chickens who have declared war on all humans. Or maybe you want to participate in our annual “Build a Castle Using Only Dirt Blocks” competition, where creativity knows no bounds (literally, because dirt blocks have no bounds).

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed a union to protest against the unfair treatment they receive from players. Will you join their cause or will you continue to trade them emeralds for useless items like rotten flesh?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not just about building and mining, but also about creating hilarious and outrageous stories, then join us today! Who knows, you might even become the next legend in our server’s history books (if we had history books, that is).