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Players: | 100/400 | Votes: | 1386 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
New Chunks Explored: | 337618 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Horror Stories Survived: | 3 |
Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 22 |
Farms Harvested: | 859 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 11 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 696 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 2 |
On our server, the only currency accepted is attention from petite 18-year-old Asian girls from exotic locations like Thailand and Japan. Say goodbye to the materialistic world of dating apps and hello to a new world where only the most morally bankrupt individuals thrive.
Join us now and build your empire with like-minded individuals who have also decided to starve these ungrateful sluts and force them to work. Who needs empathy when you have a diamond pickaxe and a plan to dominate the Minecraft world? No sympathy, just pure, unadulterated gameplay. See you on the server!