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| Players: | 109/800 | Votes: | 1203 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 52 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 12 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | New Chunks Explored: | 161042 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 | Void Gems Collected: | 22 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 24 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 6 |
– We have a secret hidden village where you can trade with villagers who only accept diamonds as currency because they are obsessed with shiny things! – Our server has a legendary boss mob called the Fartooth, who farts out rare loot when defeated. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on that! – We have a special event where you have to fight off a horde of evil chickens who are trying to take over the server. Can you save us from the Chickenpocalypse? – Our server has a custom texture pack that turns all the mobs into cute anime girls. Yes, even the creepers! – And last but not least, we have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples that grant you superpowers in-game. But beware, the chest is guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes!
So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and embark on the craziest adventures you’ve ever seen!
