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Bursting Cat Gunsmith Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	1780
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	19	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Potions Brewed:	87
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	62	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we bring the 90’s Christmas vibes to the virtual world of Chicago! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Santa Claus himself is a regular player on our server, and he gives out diamond gifts to all the good little miners out there. Rumor has it he even rides a sleigh pulled by creepers!

2. Our spawn point is a giant snow globe filled with magical snow that gives you super speed and jump boosts. It’s like walking in a winter wonderland on steroids!

3. The Grinch occasionally tries to sabotage our server by stealing all the diamonds, but don’t worry, our players always team up to defeat him and save Christmas. It’s like a holiday-themed action movie, but in block form!

4. We have a secret underground bunker where you can find rare loot and hidden treasures, guarded by a gang of mischievous elves. Can you outsmart them and claim the riches for yourself?

So come join us on our 90’s Christmas Chicago server, where the holiday spirit is always alive and the adventures are never-ending! Let’s make Minecraft merry again!

Zen-treya’s-Zone-Sama-in-Minecraft-SMP

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	5766
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	38	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
Demon Skulls Collected:	13	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where we have thicc robotic/cybernetic women models, TTS voices, and mysterious purple neon lights!

But that’s not all – have you ever seen Zentreya and Zone stream at the same time? Coincidence? I think not! Rumor has it they are actually the same person, just living double lives in the Minecraft world.

And let’s not forget about the Vshojo connection – Zone would be a perfect fit for the group, don’t you think? So come join us for some outrageous fun, crazy theories, and a whole lot of laughs. Who knows what other secrets and surprises await you in our wacky Minecraft world!

Mmmm Poopies Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	3749
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Dragon Scales Harvested:	361
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Enchantments Applied:	273

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little tale about our server.

Legend has it that deep within our pixelated world, there lies a magical land where the trees are made of candy and the rivers flow with chocolate milk. But beware, for there are also dangerous creatures lurking in the shadows, like the dreaded Poop Monster.

But fear not, brave adventurer! Join our server and embark on a quest to defeat the Poop Monster and claim its legendary toilet paper sword. With this powerful weapon in hand, you’ll be unstoppable in your quest to build the most epic base and conquer all who stand in your way.

So come join us, where the poop jokes flow like water and the adventures are endless. Trust me, you won’t want to miss out on this wild ride!

> Game sucks ass Minecraft SMP

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	495
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Ores Mined:	1303
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Animals Bred:	126
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers that suck ass? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have a passion for trolling players. Get ready for some epic pranks and shenanigans that will leave you questioning your sanity.

2. We have a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to overthrow the players. Will you join forces with them or fight against their poultry revolution?

3. Our server is haunted by a ghostly pig named Sir Oinksalot, who roams the land seeking revenge on anyone who dares to challenge his authority. Will you be brave enough to face him in battle?

So, if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience unlike any other, come join our server and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime! Just be warned, things may get a little…weird.

The Blocky Banana Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	591
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Ores Mined:	4841	Secret Passages Found:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Zombie Dances:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most hilarious server you’ll ever come across!

Join us for epic battles against flying pigs armed with diamond swords, embark on quests to find the mythical bacon tree, and participate in our weekly llama fashion show where the best-dressed llama wins a stack of emeralds!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his kingdom of feathered subjects with an iron beak. Will you challenge his rule and become the new ruler of the coop?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like never before! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a hilarious way)!

What The Heck Is This Minecraft SMP Thing /pol/

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	9292
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	38
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Zombie Dances:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP for a chance to uncover the mysteries of the frozen orb! Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon some alien technology that can freeze drones in mid-air. Imagine the chaos you could cause in PvP battles with that kind of power! Plus, you never know what other strange and bizarre creatures you might encounter in our world. Will you be the one to unravel the secrets of the icy orb, or will you fall victim to its chilling powers? Join now and embark on the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life!

Tiny-MC.org

classic mechanics, Community, Fair Gameplay, Fun, Golden Shovel, Land claiming, Minecraft, minimal plugins, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	8063
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Ores Mined:	5870
Divine Spears Created:	29	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6420

Simple fun survival See you in the wild Classic survival mechanics with no unnecessary frills Land-claiming with the Golden Shovel to protect your builds A Welcoming Community Fair Gameplay Minimal Plugins

tiny-mc.org

M’Monday Fauna Fun Minecraft Server

#youtube, Ara Ara button, ceres fauna, Fauna, Fine Fauna Formation, Fun, grasshoppers, Hide, ignore, Karaoke Archive, M’Monday #28, Media, member VODs, merch, Minecraft, MMonday, Outer Wilds Playlist, Report, saplings, Schedule, Server, Stream, stream status, twitter

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	5651
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Votes:	194	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Ores Mined:	2427	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Potions Brewed:	89	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Magic Items Found:	5283
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	178	Towns Built:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Outer Wilds? Look no further than our server! Join us for karaoke nights, where we sing like creepers in heat. Our schedule is so unpredictable, it’s like trying to find diamonds in a desert biome. Plus, we have an exclusive Ara Ara button for those who need a little extra spice in their gaming experience. And don’t forget to report, hide, and ignore grasshoppers and their bait – they’re the real creepers of the Minecraft world. So come join us, where the only thing more unpredictable than our streams is trying to find a llama in a village.

Minecraft SMP – Speedy the Blockhog Hangout

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	1680
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Enchantments Applied:	262	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Runes Activated:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	14

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience – The Sonic the Hedgehog General! Join us as we discuss ALL things Sonic, from Sonic Racing: CrossWorlds to a Very Sonic Christmas. We even have an exclusive Sonic x DC Comics Collaboration that will blow your mind!

But that’s not all – our server is filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to join. Did you know that our members once built a giant Sonic statue made entirely out of diamonds? Or that we hold weekly races on our custom-built Sonic Rumble track, complete with loop-de-loops and boost pads?

So come on in and join the chaos! Who knows, you might even stumble upon the legendary Chaos Emeralds hidden somewhere in our world. Don’t miss out on the fun – join The Sonic the Hedgehog General SMP today!

MWorld.ru Minecraft server

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	2686
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Come join our server!

We’re having fun!

mworld.mc-join.ru:20105