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WeddingCrasher Minecraft Server

extended family, family dynamics, family gatherings, Family secrets, family visit, festive drinkers, first baby, Grandchild, great-grandchild, in-person announcement, lack of participation, long distance family, Minecraft, pregnancy announcement, private announcement, Server, sibling relationships, sister’s wedding, sly announcement, wedding weekend, WeddingCrasher

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	8558
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Emeralds Found:	2686
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of timing and not stealing anyone’s thunder, just like the OP in this wild story! Join us and experience the thrill of waiting for the perfect moment to reveal your big news, whether it’s a new build, a secret treasure, or even your first grandchild (in Minecraft, of course).

We promise not to spill the beans to your extended crazy family, unless you want us to create a virtual drama for entertainment purposes. Our festive drinkers will be slyly holding drinks or ordering convincing stand-ins, just like in real life. And if you’re worried about stealing someone’s thunder, don’t worry – we have thunderstorms in Minecraft that will distract everyone from your big reveal.

So come join us on this epic adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few well-timed secrets). Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond ring hidden in a treasure chest, just like the one at your sister’s wedding!

ArtisticFamDiscount

art commissions, art for profit, art passion, art worth, artistic boundaries, artistic value, ArtisticFamDiscount, Boundaries, commission prices, Disrespect, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, free art, motivation, pricing disputes, pricing strategy, relationships, self worth, self-doubt

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	168
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Emeralds Found:	781	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that values your artistic talents? Look no further than our server, where we appreciate all the hard work you put into your creations! Unlike OP’s family, we believe that art should be celebrated and compensated for. Join us and never worry about being called a “greedy bitch” for wanting to be paid for your amazing art. Plus, we have a special discount for new players – pay just $5 for your first piece of art! And if anyone dares to ask for a redo or remove your watermark, we’ll ban them faster than you can say “pixelated masterpiece.” So come join us and let your creativity run wild – without any entitled family members trying to bring you down!

InvisiCraft SMP: Hourly Hijinks

Ability, CAMOUFLAGE, cloak, disappear, dream, ELUSIVE, Ethereal, FANTASY, hidden, hijinks, Hourly, ILLUSION, INVISIBLE, InvisiCraft, Magic, Mysterious, secret, smp, sneak, Spy, stealth, SUPERPOWER, vanish, wish

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	112
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	1025	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Ores Mined:	1605
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	4

Welcome to our crazy Minecraft SMP where anything is possible! Join us and you’ll have the power to become invisible for an hour every day. Want to prank your friends by stealing their diamonds or sneak up on creepers and scare them away? The possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – our server is home to a legendary treasure hidden deep within the world. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by a magical unicorn. Will you be the lucky player to uncover this mysterious treasure?

Oh, and did we mention that our server is guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will protect you from any danger? They’re always on the lookout for new members to join their pack and go on epic adventures together.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest and wackiest gameplay you’ve ever seen!

RespawnRapture

Afterlife, afterlife theories, Beliefs, beyond the grave, Consciousness, eternal life, Eternity, Existence, existential questions, Heaven, Hell, Life after death., Metaphysical, near death experiences, philosophical perspectives, Reincarnation, religious views, RespawnRapture, Soul, spirituality, the unknown

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	3559
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	45	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Are you tired of boring old servers where the afterlife is just respawning at your bed? Well, on our server, life after death is a wild ride! Picture this: when you die, you get to party with all the creepers and skeletons in a never-ending dance-off. Plus, the winner gets a diamond sword! Join us for the ultimate afterlife experience and see if you have what it takes to out-dance the undead!

GlacialGrief: EuroMelt

ancient history, archaeological evidence, archaeology, climate change, eastern europe, environmental change, EuroMelt, Europeans, Extinction, GlacialGrief, human migration, hunter gatherers, ice age, Ice Age Europe, Middle to Late Transition, Migration, paleoclimate, Pleniglacial, population decline, population replacement, prehistoric, Western Europe

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	3189
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Villages Defended:	14
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Astral Projections Made:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	New Chunks Explored:	703137
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Void Armor Forged:	14

come join our server and experience the ultimate ice age europeans adventure! climate change is causing chaos and you gotta survive the drastic decline in hunter-gatherers! populations in western europe are going extinct but don’t worry, you can be the hero and save the day! migrate from eastern europe and take over the land with your epic survival skills! build, hunt, and conquer in this wild world where anything can happen! join now and be part of the craziest minecraft server ever!

HexSMP: Where even the creepers are friendlier than your average player

Average, bedrock, chat games, Cosmetics, CREEPERS, custom fishing, Discord, friendlier, Furniture, Grief Prevention, HexSMP, ip address, java, Leveling system, multiplayer, player, Player Economy, PvP, Quests, referral system, Skills, skins, smp, Survival, Teams, Website

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	6065
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	83	Dimension Hops:	3

Server Name	HexSMP
Server IP	play.hexsmp.com

Overview

If you’re looking for a unique survival multiplayer server experience, HexSMP is the place to be. With over 100 custom features, a player-driven economy, custom leveling system, and much more, HexSMP offers a fresh and exciting twist on the classic SMP gamemode.

FAQ

Question	Answer
What makes HexSMP stand out?
Why choose HexSMP?	HexSMP is more than just another server—it’s a vibrant community where creativity and adventure thrive. Regular updates, new features, and an active, welcoming community make HexSMP a top choice for players.
How to earn rare rewards?	Take advantage of the Referral System by referring friends to join HexSMP. Your friends can use the command “/referral [Your Name]” when they join the server, and you can earn exclusive items and bonuses.
How to join HexSMP?	Simply connect using the IP address play.hexsmp.com and start your adventure today. Visit the website and join the Discord for the latest news, events, and community discussions.

Bongland vs. Cuntville Minecraft Server

Alternate Realities, bizarre choices, bizarre scenarios, bongland, creative thinking, Cuntville, Decision making, fantasy worlds, hypothetical question, imaginative scenarios, Minecraft, odd choices, outlandish scenarios, own cunt, Server, strange choices, strange hypotheticals, surreal options, thought experiment, unconventional living arrangements, unique situations, unusual living situations, weird hypotheticals

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	466
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension Hops:	9	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	46	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play like a normal person? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and experience the wonders of Bongland, where the trees are made of giant bongs and the rivers flow with Mountain Dew. Or if you’re feeling adventurous, you can create your own custom world where you can build a house in the shape of your own… well, you get the idea.

But that’s not all! We have special events like the annual Cow Tipping Competition, where players compete to see who can tip the most cows in the shortest amount of time. And don’t forget about our legendary TNT Olympics, where players compete in explosive events like the Creeper High Jump and the Ender Dragon Egg Toss.

So why settle for a boring old Minecraft server when you can join us and live out your wildest, most ridiculous fantasies? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and choose between Bongland or your own… well, you know.

AnimeBoobiesMC SMP

animation, Anime, anime culture, AnimeBoobiesMC, body image, Boobs, bust size, character design, controversy, entertainment industry, Evolution, Fan Service, FANTASY, female representation, gender stereotypes, large bust, Media influence, objectification, Sexualization, smp, societal norms, trend

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	6192
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft SMP where the only thing bigger than the builds are the bust sizes? Look no further! Our server is known for its massive structures and even bigger personalities.

Rumor has it that the reason for the increase in bust sizes is due to a glitch in the game that accidentally enlarged players’ chests instead of their storage space. But hey, who’s complaining?

Join us for a chest-tacular experience full of laughs, epic battles, and of course, some seriously impressive builds. So come on and join the fun, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination…and maybe your chest size.

GrandmaGamer’s Minecraft Server

birthday party scheduling, family celebrations, Family commitments, family communication, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, family gatherings, family loyalty, family obligations., family priorities, family relationships, family responsibilities, family traditions, Family Values, granddaughter’s 3rd birthday party, GrandmaGamers, grandparenting, Minecraft, missed events, Server

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	6177
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Animals Bred:	103	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Mines Excavated:	2228	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Zombie Dances:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	15

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of family commitments? Look no further than our server! We won’t guilt trip you into missing out on important events just to play Minecraft, unlike some people we know.

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that won’t make you choose between virtual blocks and family time. Plus, we promise not to ban you for attending your granddaughter’s birthday party or baptism – we’re not heartless like some server admins out there.

So come on over and join us for a server experience that values real-life connections over virtual ones. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a group of friends who won’t ditch you for a blocky world.

SisWantsWifeFitz

anger, Charity, clothes, corporate lawyer, death, donation, emotional blackmail, family, Grief, Inheritance, mediator., Memories, mourning, ovarian cancer, relationships, Resentment, selfish, sister, SisWantsWifeFitz, Wife, Womens Shelter

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	2636
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Emeralds Found:	7953
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as a soap opera? Look no further than our server, where you can escape the real-life craziness and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventure!

Join us and leave behind the family drama, like the one this player experienced with his sister and mom fighting over clothes at a wake. On our server, the only fights you’ll have are epic battles against mobs and bosses!

Forget about selfish cows like the player’s sister – on our server, everyone works together to build amazing structures and conquer challenges. Plus, we donate virtual items to in-game shelters to help players in need (no real-life drama involved)!

So come on over and join our Minecraft server – where the only tears shed are tears of joy from all the fun you’ll have!