Damage assessed Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Nothing Burger Minecraft Madness

Blacked porn, burger, Confirmed, Damage assessed, IRan attack, madness, Minecraft, Negligible, nothing burger, Official IDF response, POSTPONED, racial sex shaming, turned back on

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	8500
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for non-stop action and chaos! Join us as we navigate through the treacherous world of Minecraft, where an IRan attack gets confirmed as a hilarious misunderstanding and the official IDF response gets postponed because they’re too busy watching blacked porn. But don’t worry, the damage is assessed as negligible, just like the chances of you not laughing your pants off on this server. And if that’s not enough, we also have racial sex shaming turned back on for some added spice! So what are you waiting for? Join us now for a wild ride you’ll never forget!

DreamySMP: WeirdDreamz

bizarre dream, dream analysis, dream discussion., dream experiences, dream interpretation, Dream Journal, dream memories, dream recall, dream research, dream sharing, dream symbolism, dream therapy, DreamySMP, lucid dreaming, odd dream, strange dream, subconscious mind, surreal dream, unusual dream, vivid dreams, weird dream, WeirdDreamz

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	5746
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Potions Brewed:	91
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	64
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	183	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	74

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like a dream come true but in a weird way! Like one time, I dreamt I was riding a llama through a rainbow forest while fighting off zombie chickens with diamond swords. And that’s basically what this server feels like, but in real life! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even some llama riding (if you’re lucky). Trust me, you won’t regret it! So what’s the weirdest dream you’ve ever had? Let us know and maybe we’ll make it a reality on the server!

BlockyJobz: Crafting Careers since 2009

BlockyJobz, career, Careers, Crafting, education, employment, Job, job market, qualifications, remote job benefits, remote job challenges, remote job experience, remote job industry, remote job opportunities, remote job positions, remote job requirements, remote job satisfaction, remote job success, remote job trends, remote work, Skills, work from home

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	2383
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Items Found:	7559	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	157
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Divine Spears Created:	21
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5

Are you tired of working from home and staring at the same four walls every day? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build your dream office out of diamond blocks and have virtual meetings with pixelated colleagues! Our server is perfect for remote workers looking to add some excitement to their workday.

Our server is filled with players who have PhDs in Creeperology, Masters degrees in Redstone Engineering, and even some who have studied Enderman behavior at the prestigious Minecraft University. You’ll be surrounded by some of the most educated and creative minds in the Minecraft community.

Join us and participate in our weekly “Virtual Career Fair” where you can showcase your Minecraft skills to potential employers looking to hire for their in-game companies. Who knows, you might just land your dream job as a professional block builder or a virtual landscape architect!

So if you’re ready to take your remote work experience to the next level and have some fun along the way, join our Minecraft server today! Who needs a boring old Zoom meeting when you can have a virtual adventure in a blocky world filled with endless possibilities?

EuroCraft Minecraft Server

#sustainability, Criticize, economic impact, elon musk, Emmanuel Macron, environmental concerns, EuroCraft, European leaders, global leadership, government response, innovation, international relations, Minecraft, political reactions, public opinion, public statements, renewable energy, Server, social media, space exploration, spacex, Technology, tesla

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	6504
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	191	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Runes Activated:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	37
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. you gotta join because, like, Emmanuel Macron and other European leaders are, like, constantly criticizing Elon Musk for not playing on our server. they’re, like, so jealous of all the fun we’re having, building crazy stuff and fighting off creepers. it’s, like, the ultimate power move to join and show them who’s boss. plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll get a special power-up that lets you ride a flying pig into battle. how insane is that?! so, like, what are you waiting for? join now and show those European leaders who’s really in charge!

CraftyTrudeauGone

Canada, Canadian politics, Canadian Prime Minister, CraftyTrudeauGone, Government, justin trudeau, leadership change, Liberal leader, liberal party of Canada, political announcement, political career, political decision, political future, political leadership, political news, political party, prime minister, resignation, resigning, stepping down, trudeau

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	225
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Secret Passages Found:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

so like, trudeau was all like “i resign as liberal leader” and we were like “whaaaat?!” but then we were like, come join our minecraft server instead! we have flying pigs and dancing llamas and a secret underground disco party with villagers! trudeau may have quit politics but you can join our server and become the ruler of your own pixelated kingdom! plus, we have a roller coaster made entirely out of diamonds and a hot tub filled with lava (don’t worry, it’s totally safe). so forget about trudeau and come join the craziest minecraft server ever!

DepressoCraft: Mind Over Pixels

brain imaging, brain training, cognitive therapy, depression treatment, DepressoCraft, emotional regulation, fMRI, Interventions, mental health, mental illness, Mental well-being, Mind, mood disorders, neural activity, neurofeedback, neuroplasticity, neuroscience, pixels, psychiatric disorders, psychiatric treatment, single session, systematic review, therapy techniques

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	1100
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1

so, liek, u know how sometimes u feel liek ur brain is all messed up and u just wanna scream into the void? well, dis minecraft server is liek the ultimate brain therapy, bro. we got fMRI neurofeedback up in dis place, so u can literally train ur brain to be less depressed in just one session. no more sad vibes, just happy block building and creepers to blow up. join us and say goodbye to ur depression, one block at a time.

What is the IP for Markiplier Minecraft Server?

collab, Funny Moments, Liar’s Bar, liar’s bar funny moments, liar’s bar multiplayer, liar’s bar update, liars bar markiplier, lordminion777, mark bob wade, markiplier, Minecraft, multiplayer, muyskerm, part 2, Server

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	4658
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	23
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	28
Alien Abductions:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Towns Built:	5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17

Markiplier, born Mark Fischbach on June 28, 1989, is a popular American YouTuber and internet personality known for his gaming videos and comedic commentary. With over 29 million subscribers on his YouTube channel, Markiplier has become one of the most recognizable figures in the online gaming community. He is also known for his philanthropy work, raising millions of dollars for various charitable causes through his livestreams and fundraising campaigns.

Ivory Legends 1.20.1

1.20.1, adult content, built for sex, fetish, Gender Expression, Gender Identity, Ivory, kink, Legends, LGBTQ, sexual desire, sexual exploration, sexual objectification, sexual orientation, sexual stereotypes, Sexualization, taboo, trannies, Transgender, transgender community, transgender women, transsexual, White

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	7009
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you something wild – white trannies are built for sex on this server! I’m talking about some next level shenanigans that will make your blocky head spin. Trust me, you won’t find this kind of action anywhere else in the Minecraft universe. So what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready for a ride you won’t forget!

MommaDrama Minecraft Server

accidental overdose, Adopted, biological mom, childhood trauma, Communication Issues, coping mechanisms, denial, Druggies, Drugs, emotional baggage, family dynamics, Flashbacks, foster care, game consoles, Grandfather, Grief, middle school, Minecraft, MommaDrama, Server, Stolen, Trauma, unresolved issues

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	7242
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life drama and dive into the blocky world of fun and adventure! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy challenges, and a community that will have you laughing till your diamond armor breaks!

Need a break from family drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to escape from all the chaos and build your dream world without any interruptions. Plus, with our friendly players and helpful staff, you’ll feel right at home in no time.

So why join our server? Well, where else can you mine for diamonds while dodging twitching grandfathers and pissing druggies? Only on our server, of course! And don’t worry, we promise there won’t be any real-life drama here – just good old-fashioned Minecraft fun.

So come on, join us and leave all your troubles behind. Who needs therapy when you have a pickaxe and a whole world to explore? See you in the game, where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next!

HomelessHomieHaterGF

Boyfriend, depression, Financial Stability, friendship, Homeless, HomelessHomieHaterGF, ignoring, Intentions, love bombing, Motel, Narcissistic, reaching out, red flags, relationship, social media, Spiraling, Struggling, Support, Trailer, UNCOMFORTABLE, Worried

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	5238
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	91
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing and friendships are constantly imploding! Join us for a wild ride filled with love bombing, narcissistic freak outs, and unexpected moves to trailer parks in other states.

Looking for a server where you can witness relationships accelerate at an alarming pace and see friends beg each other to introduce them to their Tinder matches? Look no further, because we’ve got it all here!

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of being homeless in a new city, struggling to find work and food, all while your partner drives Uber in the only car you share. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and financial instability that you won’t find anywhere else.

So come join us on this server where the drama never ends and the red flags are always flying high. Who needs stability when you can have chaos and uncertainty at every turn? Join now and see if you’re the asshole for not reaching out to your homeless friend in need!

DadCraft SMP: Single Dude Edition

advice, Challenges, children, Commitment, Communication, Community, dad, DadCraft, dude, Edition, family, Fatherhood, love, parenting, parents, patience, reddit, relationships, responsibilities, Role Model, single, single dudes, smp, Support, Tips

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	8310
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Yo yo yo, listen up fellow gamers! Are you tired of playing Minecraft all by your lonesome? Well, have I got the server for you! This SMP is like no other, filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

Join us on this epic journey where you can become a dad in Minecraft! That’s right, you heard me. You can raise your own little blocky children, teach them how to mine and craft, and watch them grow into strong, independent villagers. But be warned, parenting in Minecraft is no easy task. Your kids might turn out to be creepers or zombies, but hey, that’s all part of the fun!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy of the entire Minecraft world. Will you join forces with them or try to overthrow their llama dictatorship? The choice is yours!

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP today and become the ultimate dad of the blocky world. Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, who knows? Just do it, bro!