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AnxietyCraft SMP: Just keep mining!

anxiety, AnxietyCraft, breathing exercises, cognitive behavioral therapy, coping strategies, Exercise, healthy lifestyle, journaling, medication, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, Mining, positive affirmations, Professional help, relaxation techniques, seeking help, self-care, smp, social support, Stress Management, support system, Therapy

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	5453
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Magic Items Found:	6374
Votes:	1815	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Runes Activated:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

OMG, like, if you’re feeling anxious, you should totally join this epic Minecraft SMP! It’s like, the most lit server ever, with like, diamonds raining from the sky and creepers doing the cha-cha slide. Trust me, once you join, all your anxiety will like, disappear into the pixelated sunset. Plus, we have this secret therapy llama that gives the best advice ever. Like, one time I was freaking out about a creeper blowing up my house, and the llama was all like, “Dude, just build a new one, it’s no biggie.” And I was like, “Wow, llama, you’re a genius!” So yeah, if you wanna cure your anxiety and have a blast, join our Minecraft SMP ASAP!

SinCraft: Reddit Edition

Community, Deadly Sins, discussion, Edition, envy, gluttony, Greed, introspection, Life, Lust, people, Personal, pride, reddit, Reflection, Shaping, Sin, SinCraft, sloth, temptation, Wrath

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	1300
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Farms Harvested:	716	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Towns Built:	9	Cursed Lands Purified:	5

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most sinful way possible!

Join our server and let your favorite deadly sin shape your gameplay experience. Are you a glutton for adventure? Then feast on our endless world of exploration and discovery. Feeling a bit wrathful? Take out your frustrations on unsuspecting mobs and other players in epic battles.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a creature so rare and powerful that only the most sinful players can hope to tame it. Will you be the one to claim this majestic beast as your own?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Indulge in your favorite sin and join us on the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just remember, what happens on our server stays on our server. 😉

Leash-Carrying Doggos Server

Animal Behavior, capability, competence, demonstration, dog, DOGGOS, INDEPENDENCE, intelligence, leash, leash training, LeashCarrying, obedience, pet behavior, pet care, pet independence, pet ownership, pet ownership skills, pet training, RESPONSIBILITY, self-sufficiency, Server, Skills, Training

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	2281
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	20	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Astral Projections Made:	3
Love Letters Sent:	15	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, where else u gonna see a dog walkin around holdin its own leash, bro? like, that’s some next level shiz right there.

But wait, there’s more! We got pigs flyin, cows doin backflips, and chickens playin chess. It’s a whole zoo up in dis server, man.

And if that ain’t enough to convince ya, we also got a secret underground disco party where all the creepers go to bust a move. It’s lit, fam.

So come on down to our server, where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility. But who cares, right? Let’s get weird, baby!

Ketamine Oasis: PTSD Relief

clinical setting, Effectiveness, Healthcare, ketamine, liquid ketamine, Medical, medication, mental health, Oasis, pharmaceuticals, post-traumatic stress disorder, Psychiatry, ptsd, Relief, research, side effects, study, Symptoms, Therapy, Trauma, Treatment

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	4586
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31
Dragon Scales Harvested:	251	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT KETAMINE! YO, U WANNA REDUCE STRESS? WE GOT U COVERED, BRUH! JUST HOP ON DIS SERVER AND GET UR DOSE OF LIQUID KETAMINE, NO SIDE EFFECTS, JUS FUN TIMES AND BLOCK BUILDING! WHO NEEDS THERAPY WHEN U CAN HAVE KETAMINE IN MINECRAFT, AMIRITE? JOIN NOW AND LET’S GET LIT IN THE BLOCKY WORLD, YEEHAW!

R9k Community Craft 1.20.1

1.20.1, belonging, camaraderie, collaboration, Community, Community Building, community feel, Connection, Craft, friendship, group dynamics, Inclusivity, mutual support, r9k, sense of belonging, Social Interaction, solidarity, Support, TEAM, teamwork, teamwork mindset, Unity

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	9314
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	16	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Endless Night Skies:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Vanishing Items Found:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3252
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

Join our Minecraft server for the ultimate team experience, bro! We’re like a dysfunctional family, but in a good way. We’ll build together, fight together, and probably argue together because that’s just how we roll.

We’re all about that community vibe, so if you’re tired of being a lone wolf, come join our pack of misfits. We’ll have your back, even if we’re also the ones shooting arrows at it.

Plus, where else can you find a group of people who understand the struggle of being a robot stuck in a human world? We get you, man. So come on over and let’s conquer this pixelated world together. Or at least try not to blow each other up too much.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s make /r9k/ proud! Or at least make them scratch their heads in confusion.

GuantanamoCraft SMP

asylum seekers, border control, civil liberties, concerns, controversial, deportation, detention, Government, Guantanamo, GuantanamoCraft, HUMAN RIGHTS, illegal immigrants, immigration, immigration reform, national security, policy, Politics, Refugee Crisis, smp, trump, Trump administration, united states

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	7794
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	100	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Mines Excavated:	1057
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Magic Items Found:	3791

OMG guys, you won’t believe the craziness happening on this Minecraft SMP! So, like, imagine if Trump was actually a player on our server and he was putting illegal immigrants in Guantanamo…like, what even is that?! But don’t worry, on our server, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the villagers from Trump’s crazy schemes. Join us and help save the villagers from the evil dictator Trump! Plus, we have a pet llama named Larry who farts rainbows and shoots out diamond blocks. It’s totally epic, bro. So come join us and be a hero in this wild and wacky world! #SaveTheVillagers #LarryTheLlama #MinecraftMadness 🦙🌈💎

MineCraftMatchmaker

Commitment, Communication, Companionship, compatibility, compatibility in interests, emotional connection, Honesty, long term, love, loyalty, MineCraftMatchmaker, partner, Partnership, Physical attraction, relationship, Respect, Shared goals, Shared values, Support, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	4113
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Void Gems Collected:	21	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Villages Defended:	14	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	3

Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and want a partner to conquer the virtual world with? Look no further than our server! Our players are like the perfect Minecraft partner you’ve been dreaming of – they’ll always have your back in a fight against creepers, they’ll never steal your diamonds (unless it’s for a prank), and they’ll always be there to share a virtual sunset with you.

Join our server and find your perfect Minecraft match! Who knows, you might even find your virtual soulmate among our blocky community. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the pixelated love story begin!

UkrainianLandWars

annexation, borders, Conflict, controversial, Diplomacy, Divided, Division, eastern europe, extremism, far right, international relations, nationalism, Politics, presidential candidate, Romania, Romanian, SOVEREIGNTY, TAKEOVER, territorial expansion, Ukraine, UkrainianLandWars

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	6297
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	8142	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

hey u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the players are so wild they wanna take over countries like it’s a game of Risk? well, do i have the server for u! our players are so ambitious they make far-right Romanian presidential candidates look like amateurs. they wanna divide Ukraine and take over part of it for Romania, all while building epic castles and battling dragons in the game. join now for a chance to be part of the most chaotic and ridiculous server in the Minecraft universe!

Skinny Talent Server

acting talents, artistic potential, beauty standards, body image, body positivity, cultural standards, Diversity, entertainment industry, Inclusivity, missed opportunities, Self-expression, Server, skinny, societal norms, talent, talent development, talent discovery, talent discrimination, talent evaluation, talent recognition, talent selection, talent showcase

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	9443
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	35
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	47	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

are you tired of being judged for your blocky figure in the real world? come join our minecraft server where being square is celebrated! we don’t discriminate against your size or shape, as long as you can mine and craft like a pro!

we have a secret underground society of chickens who have mastered the art of dancing the cha-cha slide. you won’t believe your eyes when you see these feathered friends busting a move in perfect synchronization.

our server is also home to the legendary diamond pig, who farts out diamonds instead of regular old pork chops. imagine the riches you could amass by befriending this magical creature!

if you’re looking for a place where you can truly be yourself and have a laugh, then look no further. join our server and let your blocky flag fly high!

Bowels of Doom Server

Biomarkers, bowel cancer, Bowels, cancer research, clinical trials, DOOM, early detection, gastrointestinal diseases, genetic markers, Healthcare, high risk, IBD, inflammatory bowel disease, Institute of Cancer Research, London, medical advancements, oncology, patient care, personalized medicine, Precision medicine, Prevention, Screening, Server, tumor development

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	4212
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we have discovered a way to predict who will turn into a zombie in the game! the Institute of Zombie Research, London has cracked the code and now we can tell you if you’re gonna be munching on brains or not. join us for a chance to survive the apocalypse and become the ultimate zombie slayer in the game. don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to show off your survival skills and save the world from the undead!