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AssholeCraft Minecraft Server

accommodations, AssholeCraft, baby, brother, consideration, Expectations, family, feelings, guests, home, Hospitality, Minecraft, Niece, Nursery, Preparations, selfish, Server, sharing, stay, Visit, WIBTA, Wife

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	3535
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Farms Harvested:	948	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a nursery ready for all your baby needs! Just like the story of our player’s brother-in-law, wife, and niece coming to stay, we offer accommodations for all family members – even the little ones!

Join our server and experience the thrill of sharing your precious nursery with other players’ babies. Who knows, maybe your baby will make a new friend in the crib next door! Don’t worry about being selfish, because in our world, sharing is caring (and also hilarious).

So come on over and build the ultimate baby paradise with us. Who knew Minecraft could be so baby-friendly? Join now and let the nursery adventures begin!

SisterSquadMC

adoption, bipolar disorder, Boundaries, Communication, DEBT, Decision making, family, financial struggles, fixer upper, INDEPENDENCE, Intimacy, living arrangements, mental health, personal space, renovation, rental agreement, sibling relationships, SisterSquadMC, Support, surrogacy, walkout basement

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	6228
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Items Found:	3808	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Emeralds Found:	7370	Farms Harvested:	851
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	13

Looking for a new adventure in Minecraft? Join our server and escape the real-life drama of living with a never-ending house guest!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about your sister overstaying her welcome for 1 year and 8 months (and counting). Our virtual world is full of endless possibilities and no one will be crashing on your virtual couch rent-free.

Say goodbye to awkward conversations about moving out and hello to building your dream home without any unwanted roommates. Plus, with our server, you can finally have that much-needed alone time with your partner without any interruptions from a grown child living in your basement.

Join now and start your new life in a world where the only drama is creeper explosions and zombie attacks!

DreamySMP: WeirdDreamz

bizarre dream, dream analysis, dream discussion., dream experiences, dream interpretation, Dream Journal, dream memories, dream recall, dream research, dream sharing, dream symbolism, dream therapy, DreamySMP, lucid dreaming, odd dream, strange dream, subconscious mind, surreal dream, unusual dream, vivid dreams, weird dream, WeirdDreamz

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	2381
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Falling into the Void:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Star Shards Collected:	290	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	15

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like a dream come true but in a weird way! Like one time, I dreamt I was riding a llama through a rainbow forest while fighting off zombie chickens with diamond swords. And that’s basically what this server feels like, but in real life! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even some llama riding (if you’re lucky). Trust me, you won’t regret it! So what’s the weirdest dream you’ve ever had? Let us know and maybe we’ll make it a reality on the server!

BlockyJobz: Crafting Careers since 2009

BlockyJobz, career, Careers, Crafting, education, employment, Job, job market, qualifications, remote job benefits, remote job challenges, remote job experience, remote job industry, remote job opportunities, remote job positions, remote job requirements, remote job satisfaction, remote job success, remote job trends, remote work, Skills, work from home

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	2028
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48
Demon Skulls Collected:	22	Buildings Constructed:	27
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Are you tired of working from home and staring at the same four walls every day? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build your dream office out of diamond blocks and have virtual meetings with pixelated colleagues! Our server is perfect for remote workers looking to add some excitement to their workday.

Our server is filled with players who have PhDs in Creeperology, Masters degrees in Redstone Engineering, and even some who have studied Enderman behavior at the prestigious Minecraft University. You’ll be surrounded by some of the most educated and creative minds in the Minecraft community.

Join us and participate in our weekly “Virtual Career Fair” where you can showcase your Minecraft skills to potential employers looking to hire for their in-game companies. Who knows, you might just land your dream job as a professional block builder or a virtual landscape architect!

So if you’re ready to take your remote work experience to the next level and have some fun along the way, join our Minecraft server today! Who needs a boring old Zoom meeting when you can have a virtual adventure in a blocky world filled with endless possibilities?

EuroCraft Minecraft Server

#sustainability, Criticize, economic impact, elon musk, Emmanuel Macron, environmental concerns, EuroCraft, European leaders, global leadership, government response, innovation, international relations, Minecraft, political reactions, public opinion, public statements, renewable energy, Server, social media, space exploration, spacex, Technology, tesla

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	536
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Dragons Tamed:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. you gotta join because, like, Emmanuel Macron and other European leaders are, like, constantly criticizing Elon Musk for not playing on our server. they’re, like, so jealous of all the fun we’re having, building crazy stuff and fighting off creepers. it’s, like, the ultimate power move to join and show them who’s boss. plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll get a special power-up that lets you ride a flying pig into battle. how insane is that?! so, like, what are you waiting for? join now and show those European leaders who’s really in charge!

CraftyTrudeauGone

Canada, Canadian politics, Canadian Prime Minister, CraftyTrudeauGone, Government, justin trudeau, leadership change, Liberal leader, liberal party of Canada, political announcement, political career, political decision, political future, political leadership, political news, political party, prime minister, resignation, resigning, stepping down, trudeau

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	729
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Emeralds Found:	5862	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	102	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Love Letters Sent:	11	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20

so like, trudeau was all like “i resign as liberal leader” and we were like “whaaaat?!” but then we were like, come join our minecraft server instead! we have flying pigs and dancing llamas and a secret underground disco party with villagers! trudeau may have quit politics but you can join our server and become the ruler of your own pixelated kingdom! plus, we have a roller coaster made entirely out of diamonds and a hot tub filled with lava (don’t worry, it’s totally safe). so forget about trudeau and come join the craziest minecraft server ever!

DepressoCraft: Mind Over Pixels

brain imaging, brain training, cognitive therapy, depression treatment, DepressoCraft, emotional regulation, fMRI, Interventions, mental health, mental illness, Mental well-being, Mind, mood disorders, neural activity, neurofeedback, neuroplasticity, neuroscience, pixels, psychiatric disorders, psychiatric treatment, single session, systematic review, therapy techniques

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	7732
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	21	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Secret Passages Found:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	1

so, liek, u know how sometimes u feel liek ur brain is all messed up and u just wanna scream into the void? well, dis minecraft server is liek the ultimate brain therapy, bro. we got fMRI neurofeedback up in dis place, so u can literally train ur brain to be less depressed in just one session. no more sad vibes, just happy block building and creepers to blow up. join us and say goodbye to ur depression, one block at a time.

What is the IP for Markiplier Minecraft Server?

collab, Funny Moments, Liar’s Bar, liar’s bar funny moments, liar’s bar multiplayer, liar’s bar update, liars bar markiplier, lordminion777, mark bob wade, markiplier, Minecraft, multiplayer, muyskerm, part 2, Server

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	3738
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	10

Markiplier, born Mark Fischbach on June 28, 1989, is a popular American YouTuber and internet personality known for his gaming videos and comedic commentary. With over 29 million subscribers on his YouTube channel, Markiplier has become one of the most recognizable figures in the online gaming community. He is also known for his philanthropy work, raising millions of dollars for various charitable causes through his livestreams and fundraising campaigns.

Ivory Legends 1.20.1

1.20.1, adult content, built for sex, fetish, Gender Expression, Gender Identity, Ivory, kink, Legends, LGBTQ, sexual desire, sexual exploration, sexual objectification, sexual orientation, sexual stereotypes, Sexualization, taboo, trannies, Transgender, transgender community, transgender women, transsexual, White

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	2288
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Dimension Hops:	10
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	98
Dragon Eggs Found:	3797	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you something wild – white trannies are built for sex on this server! I’m talking about some next level shenanigans that will make your blocky head spin. Trust me, you won’t find this kind of action anywhere else in the Minecraft universe. So what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready for a ride you won’t forget!

MommaDrama Minecraft Server

accidental overdose, Adopted, biological mom, childhood trauma, Communication Issues, coping mechanisms, denial, Druggies, Drugs, emotional baggage, family dynamics, Flashbacks, foster care, game consoles, Grandfather, Grief, middle school, Minecraft, MommaDrama, Server, Stolen, Trauma, unresolved issues

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	7452
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	95	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Votes:	7097
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	46

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life drama and dive into the blocky world of fun and adventure! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy challenges, and a community that will have you laughing till your diamond armor breaks!

Need a break from family drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to escape from all the chaos and build your dream world without any interruptions. Plus, with our friendly players and helpful staff, you’ll feel right at home in no time.

So why join our server? Well, where else can you mine for diamonds while dodging twitching grandfathers and pissing druggies? Only on our server, of course! And don’t worry, we promise there won’t be any real-life drama here – just good old-fashioned Minecraft fun.

So come on, join us and leave all your troubles behind. Who needs therapy when you have a pickaxe and a whole world to explore? See you in the game, where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next!