dakotaz reacts to season 10 Minecraft Servers

TyphoonCraft Minecraft Server

disaster preparedness, disaster response, emergency, emergency evacuation, evacuate, evacuation measures, evacuation order, evacuation procedures, evacuation warning, extreme weather, Flooding, heavy rainfall, Japan, japan news, Minecraft, natural disaster, Rain, Safety, Server, Storm, Typhoon Shanshan, TyphoonCraft, weather alert

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	1537
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ores Mined:	2131	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Void Armor Forged:	16
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	20

haha u no want to be in typhoon shanshan, come to our server instead!! we got no rain, only sunshine and diamonds!! plus, we have a secret underground base where u can hide from the storm and eat all the cake u want!! join us now before the typhoon blows u away, literally!! #minecraftlife #cakeparty #typhoonschmyphoon

F16Craft: Top Pilot Down

(PILOT), accident, Air Force, aircraft, Aviation, crash site, crashed, Defense, f-16, F16Craft, fighter jet, international news, investigation, Military, military technology, national news, Top, top pilot, Tragedy, Ukraine, US-made, WRECKAGE

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	9243
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Dimension Hops:	11	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

lol so like, u know how ukraine is all like “we got this sick F-16 fighter jet from the US” but then it like CRASHED and killed a top pilot??? like, wtf bro, that’s some crazy shiz right there. but hey, if u wanna join our minecraft server, we promise no fighter jets crashing and definitely no top pilots dying. just good ol’ blocky fun and maybe a few creepers blowing up your house, but hey, that’s just part of the adventure, amirite? so come join us and let’s build some epic stuff together, no fighter jets involved, promise.

OpenStallPeeing

awkward, awkward situations, bathroom behavior, bathroom etiquette, discomfort, Etiquette, men’s room, open door, OpenStallPeeing, personal space, privacy, public behavior, public restroom, restroom habits, social conventions, social norms, stall, taboo, urinal, Urination, women’s room

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	7456
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
Votes:	870	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18

so imagine this: u join our minecraft server and it’s like peeing in a urinal with the door open, but in a good way. like, u can do whatever u want, whenever u want. want to ride a pig off a cliff? go for it. want to build a house made entirely of cake? why not. the possibilities are endless, just like the feeling of peeing in a stall with the door open. join us and experience the freedom of minecraft like never before. plus, we have a secret underground club where we only play disco music and ride around on llamas. trust me, u won’t want to miss out on this wild ride.

FungusFeastCraft

culinary experimentation, culinary trends, dessert innovation, environmental impact, food innovation, food recycling, food science, food sustainability, food technology, food waste, Fungi, fungus, FungusFeastCraft, gourmet cuisine, gourmet desserts, Mycology, Neurospora intermedia, Sustainable Agriculture, sustainable desserts, sustainable food, upcycled food

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	7615
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Votes:	6493	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Falling into the Void:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6123
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

so, like, imagine this, right? this totally epic Minecraft server where we use this crazy fast fungus to make food waste into gourmet desserts. like, what even is that? you can literally eat trash and it tastes like heaven. join our server and you’ll be living the high life, eating like a king on a throne made of diamonds. plus, our fungus is so fast-growing, it’s like watching a time-lapse of a snail on steroids. don’t miss out on this wild ride, join now and let the fungus feast begin!

AliveGamerGirls Minecraft Server

AliveGamerGirls, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	4940
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	31	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	21
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Buildings Constructed:	15

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrilling adventure of rescuing two girls who were trapped in the virtual world! Use your mining skills to dig through layers of blocks, fight off mobs with your trusty sword, and navigate treacherous caves to find and save these damsels in distress. Who knew playing Minecraft could be so heroic? Don’t miss out on the chance to be a virtual hero and save the day!

SMPShitpostMaster Minecraft SMP

attention seeker, attention seeking behavior, attention-grabbing, Behold, controversial, digital identity, funny, humor, internet culture, jokes, Meme culture, meme lord, Minecraft, online persona, online presence, satire, shitposter, smp, SMPShitpostMaster, social media, trolling, Ultimate, viral content

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	7288
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Undead Armies Raised:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate haven for shitposters and meme lords alike.

Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of feathers. Build your very own potato castle and defend it from hordes of evil bunnies.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to have the power to turn your enemies into blocks of cheese.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to bring your sense of humor – you’re gonna need it.

Momma’s Baby Shower Bash

baby, baby shower, Bash, Boundaries, bullying, child behavior, child interactions, Decision making, discipline, event planning, exclusion, family conflict, family dynamics, family relationships, Family Support, guest list, mean behavior, mommas, Motherhood, parenting, relationships, shower, step-daughter

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	7685
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Endless Legions Commanded:	27
Dragons Tamed:	7	Runes Activated:	8
Magic Items Found:	1757	Alien Abductions:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	34	Astral Projections Made:	0
Secret Passages Found:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera! Join us for a baby shower extravaganza filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster.

Picture this: a showdown between a mom and her step-daughter’s behavior, with snatching, pushing, and toy-stealing galore. Will the baby shower be a peaceful gathering or a battlefield of toddler antics? Only one way to find out!

Witness the epic battle of wills as the mom stands her ground, refusing to let the step-daughter wreak havoc at the party. Will the step-daughter’s mischievous ways be tamed, or will chaos reign supreme? It’s a showdown you won’t want to miss!

Join our server for a wild ride of family drama, baby showers, and toddler tantrums. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now for a truly unforgettable experience!

BlockBusterCraft

action sequences, BlockBusterCraft, CGI, cinematic tricks, Entertainment, escapism, exaggeration, FANTASY, Hollywood, IMPOSSIBLE, larger than life, movie magic, Movie Making, movies, physics defying, Real Life, Special effects, stunts, suspension of disbelief, UNBELIEVABLE, visual effects

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	9196
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of defying all laws of physics and reality just like in the movies! Want to ride a pig off a cliff and survive? Done. How about punching a tree with your bare fists to collect wood? Easy peasy. Our server is so magical, you can even build a house out of floating blocks in mid-air! Don’t miss out on the chance to live out your wildest movie fantasies in Minecraft form. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

KurskCraft: Putin’s Low Approval

Approval, Approval Ratings, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, Europe, Government, incursion, international relations, Invasion, Kursk region, KurskCraft, leadership, low, Military, Politics, putin, Putins, russia, sanctions, Tension, UKRAINIAN, world news

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	5215
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Dimension Hops:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50
Demon Skulls Collected:	50	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Runes Activated:	0	Emeralds Found:	5555

join our epic minecraft server where putin’s approval ratings are so low that he’s resorted to playing minecraft all day! come build with the man himself as he tries to distract himself from the ukrainian incursion into the kursk region. who knows, maybe you’ll even become his new best friend and he’ll give you a tour of his secret underground base filled with diamonds and creepers! don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to game with the president of russia!

VeggieHaterCraft

animal products, carnivorous plants, dietary preferences, dislike, FRUITS, herbivore, Leafy Greens, omnivore, plant based diet, plant diet, plant kingdom, plant nutrition, plant-based foods, plant-based lifestyle, plant-based protein, plant-based recipes, Plants, vegan, VEGETABLES, Vegetarian, VeggieHaterCraft

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	6203
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

so, like, imagine this: a minecraft server where even the plants are like, nah, i don’t wanna be vegan. they’re all rebellious and stuff, growing bacon instead of leaves. it’s a wild world out there, where pigs fly and cows do the moonwalk. join us if you wanna experience the craziest minecraft server ever, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos. trust me, you won’t regret it. come join us and be part of the madness.