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Eldians Are Jews Marley Are Potatoes – Minecraft SMP

Adulthood, Beliefs, Childhood, Conflict, Cultural, discrimination, Eldians, History, Identity, Jews, marley, Minecraft, Nazis, Oppression, palestinians, perspective, Potatoes, realization, smp, society, War, Zionists

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	5171
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Astral Projections Made:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	27
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we bring the drama of Attack on Titan to life in blocky form! Join us as we reenact the epic battles between Eldians and Marleyans, but with a hilarious twist.

Are you tired of boring old factions and survival servers? Well, on our SMP, you can build your own Titan and smash through walls like a boss. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and rare loot – if you can find it, that is!

But that’s not all – we have special events like the Annual Potato Festival, where players compete to see who can grow the biggest potato in the land. And don’t forget about our weekly Titan Shifter dance-off, where contestants transform into Titans and bust a move to win epic prizes.

So come join us on our crazy Minecraft SMP, where childhood misconceptions turn into adult realizations – and where anything is possible, even if it involves giant naked Titans.

Crafty Cubes Minecraft Server

algorithm, c#, coding, comparison, compilation, computer science, Crafty, cubes, debugging, error message, Gay, iostream, Logic, loop, main function, Minecraft, offensive, Output, programming, Server, Software Development, String, Syntax

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	6077
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Villages Defended:	17	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected surprises.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and discovered a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… wait for it… enchanted golden carrots! Legend has it that whoever finds this treasure will be blessed with infinite luck and prosperity in the game.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Anus Tongue Tribe, a group of players who have mastered the art of… well, you can probably guess from the name. Join them in their quest to conquer the Minecraft world with their unique skills and strategies.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to leave your faggotry at the door, because things tend to get a little wild around here.

Waifu Thread Minecraft SMP

3d, Claiming, discussion, erp, Fun, Hell, Husbando, Images, insults, JOINING, Lurking, Minecraft, original, Oversexualized content, Reserved place, rp, rules, smp, stealing, Thread, Trash, Trips, waifu

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	9330
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Star Shards Collected:	80
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us and claim your Waifu/Husbando to protect and cherish in the pixelated world. But beware, if you try to steal someone else’s Waifu/Husbando without rolling trips, you’ll be banished to the Nether!

Only the most original insults are allowed here, so get your creative juices flowing. And remember, 3D is almost always trash, so stick to the 2D Waifus/Husbandos for maximum enjoyment.

Joining our server means you’ll have a reserved place in hell, but hey, at least you’ll have a great time doing it! So come on in, stop reading these rules, and let the chaos begin!

Project Beans

2024.., Minecraft, November 10th, PA2, Project Architect 2, Project Beans, Server, Small player base, Sunday, Survival

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	3771
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Project Architect 2 Server, started Sunday, November 10th, 2024. We’re a straight PA2 Server with a small player base, hope to see you there!

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SizzleCraft Minecraft Server

Detoxification, Finnish sauna, Finnish tradition., health benefits, heat therapy, hot room, Minecraft, Musta Pekka, painos, Relaxation, relaxation ritual, relaxation therapy, sauna, sauna culture, sauna session, Server, SizzleCraft, spa experience, steam room, sweating, traditional sauna, wellness, wood-burning stove

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	8971
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	9523
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Void Armor Forged:	19
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Dimension Hops:	13
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Mythical Relics Collected:	16

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated worlds. Don’t worry, they won’t spit on you… unless you deserve it.

2. We have a secret underground city where players can battle it out in epic PvP matches. Just watch out for the lava traps and exploding chickens!

3. Our server is haunted by the ghost of Musta Pekka, a legendary warrior who roams the land seeking worthy opponents to challenge. Defeat him in battle and you’ll be rewarded with rare loot… or maybe just a pat on the back.

4. We have a player-run economy where you can buy and sell items, but beware of shady deals with the sneaky villagers. They’re always trying to scam unsuspecting players.

5. And last but not least, we have a giant floating taco in the sky that rains down diamonds every full moon. Don’t question it, just accept the taco’s generous gifts.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on Musta Pekka- painos and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Beta People Minecraft SMP

Alpha, Beta, characteristics, Country, Cultural differences, demographics, Dominant, followership., Individuality, leadership, Minecraft, people, personality spectrum, personality traits, personality types, Population, Psychology, sigma, smp, social behavior, societal norms, submissive, Traits

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	4105
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Mines Excavated:	1433	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Magic Items Found:	1425	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with beta players who can’t even build a dirt house properly? Well, look no further because our server is filled with alpha players who can build a castle out of diamonds in their sleep!

Join us and become part of the most sigma-tastic community in the Minecraft universe. We have secret underground societies, epic battles with giant creepers, and even a pet dragon that roams the land.

So, if you’re ready to level up your Minecraft game and show off your alpha skills, join us now and become a legend in the world of blocks and pixels. Who needs real life when you can be a Minecraft superstar?

HotWay

Adventure, Anarchy, Community, Economy, emotions, Fun, Gaming, Hardcore, HotWay, Ip:, KitPvP, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, Positive, Project, PvE, PvP, Reality, Sandbox, Server, Store, Survival, Wishes, world

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	9597
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Secret Passages Found:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Love Letters Sent:	2

HotWay – Always hot Greetings, dear friend!

HotWay – A world where everything can become reality. Get a huge dose of positive emotions and make your wishes come true!

Main IP: mc.hotway.fun

Online store: https://hotway.fun

We wish you a comfortable time on the HotWay project!

mc.hotway.fun:25255

Sharky’s Ocean Minecraft Server

#youtube, amiami, AVIOT TE-V1R-HEN, earbuds, Figure, gawr gura, GGG, hololive, Holomyth Earbuds, member VODs, merch, Minecraft, Ocean, pop up parade, Previous thread, Server, Sharkys, songs, tiktok, TikTok embed, twitter, twitter widget, Vtuber

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	3965
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as the deep sea? Look no further than our server! Join us for a chance to swim with sharks, build underwater cities, and maybe even discover hidden treasures guarded by a sassy shark girl named Gawr Gura.

Our server is so epic, even the legendary AVIOT TE-V1R-HEN Holomyth Earbuds are rumored to have been inspired by the sounds of our underwater adventures. And don’t even get us started on the Gura Pop Up Parade rerun – it’s like a party on land and sea combined!

So why wait? Dive into the craziest Minecraft server out there and experience the ocean like never before. Just be careful not to get too close to Gura’s merch shop – rumor has it, once you start shopping, you can’t stop!

/ore/ – MineCraft SMP: Koseki Jewel Emporium

#youtube, debut stream, DIGGERS, doxxers, Emporium, Gem, Hide, holo vs holo baiters, INTRO, jewel, KOSEKI, koseki bijou, merch, Minecraft, Music, ore, Prism no Mahou, Report, rock on, shorts, smp, starter guide, STREAMS, Trolls, twitter, twitter widgets, unarchived streams

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	7508
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3444	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Void Armor Forged:	28	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

Hey there, are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the grass is purple, the pigs wear hats, and the creepers dance the Macarena!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary KosekiBijou, the Minecraft master who can build a castle out of dirt in under 3 minutes. Plus, we have exclusive merch that turns your character into a disco ball when you wear it.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon filled with diamonds guarded by a chicken with a diamond sword. Will you be the one to conquer it and claim your riches?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the craziest, most hilarious adventure of your life! Just remember, don’t engage with the diggers, unless you want to be turned into a block of cheese by their evil powers. See you in the game, fellow adventurer!

froggiMC

Alcohol Brewery System, Cross-Play, diamond-based economy, Discord Account Link & Proximity Voice Chat, Easy To Setup Chest Shops, Economy, Griefprevention Land Claiming & Custom flags, Java & Bedrock Cross-Play 1.21.1, PvE, PvP, Qol, Semi Vanilla, smp, Survival

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	5806
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	85
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

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