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| Players: | 100/400 | Votes: | 4609 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Mineshafts Explored: | 4 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 5 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 37 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 92 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 4 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 12 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 26 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 7 |
imagine a world where diamonds grow on trees and creepers give u hugs instead of blowing u up. sounds crazy, right? well, that’s just a typical day on our server.
we’ve got mini-games that will make u laugh until u pee your pants, like spleef with a twist – instead of knocking each other into lava, u have to tickle them until they fall off the platform. trust me, it’s harder than it sounds.
and don’t even get me started on our custom mobs. ever seen a zombie riding a chicken while wearing a top hat? well, u will on our server. it’s a sight to behold, let me tell u.
so come join us and experience the madness for yourself. who needs reality when u can have a world where anything is possible? come on, what are u waiting for? the pigs are waiting to take u on a magical journey through the land of derp.
