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| Players: | 99/100 | Votes: | 8020 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 16 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 7 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Ores Mined: | 4837 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 6 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 5 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 | Alien Abductions: | 0 |
Our server is a safe haven from toxic family members like A, who only come around when they want something. Here, you can build your dream house without worrying about anyone trying to guilt you into giving away your precious cats.
Join us and leave behind the real world drama for a world where the only thing you need to worry about is whether or not to share your enchanted golden apples with your fellow players. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with a daughter-in-law who can’t decide if she wants you in her life or not.
So come on over and join our server, where the only thing you’ll be laboring over is building the perfect redstone contraption, not dealing with family members who only show up when they need something. See you in the game!
