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CraftyChina Minecraft Server

authoritarianism, Censorship, China, communism, Corruption, Country, CraftyChina, criticism, culture, double standards, Fake, global perception, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, Hypocrisy, international relations, Minecraft, online behavior, Politics, Propaganda, Server, social media, society

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	4806
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2426
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	136	Backwards Speech Heard:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just plain and predictable? Well, look no further because our server is as wild as a pack of llamas on a rollercoaster! Join us and experience the thrill of building your own empire while dodging explosive creepers and battling evil villagers who have a secret alliance with the Ender Dragon.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground city where players can trade diamonds for enchanted golden apples that give you superpowers like flying and shooting fireballs from your fingertips. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can journey to the Nether realm where you’ll find a disco party hosted by zombie pigmen and a lava surfing competition with the Ghast King.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of courage because things are about to get seriously wacky!

HateCraft Minecraft Server

artist bullying, artist controversy, cyber harassment, cyberbullying, fandom drama, fandom hate, hate culture, Hate Speech, hate thread, HateCraft, Internet bullying, internet drama, Kevin Spencer, Minecraft, online abuse, online bullying, online harassment, online hate, online negativity, online toxicity, Server, social media hate, toxic fandom

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	6118
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	69
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	176
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more drama than a reality TV show! Our community is so wild, we make the fandom look like a bunch of kittens.

One time, one of our artists got so salty over a build competition that they straight up bullied a user off the Internet. Can you believe it? That’s the kind of crazy shenanigans you can expect when you join our server.

But don’t worry, it’s not all drama and chaos. We also have epic build battles, treasure hunts, and even a secret underground club where players can party like it’s 1999. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself!

JoblessBro Minecraft Server

ai art, Apology, art commissions, artist, Automation, brother, Communication, Conflict, Empathy, family, insensitive, job loss, JoblessBro, JOKE, layoff, Minecraft, misunderstanding, redundancy, Résumé, Server, side hustle, Support, Technicians

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	2106
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	200	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Runes Activated:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	44
Endless Night Skies:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Void Armor Forged:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all your real-world problems? Look no further than our server, where even AI can’t take over your fun! Join us and escape the harsh reality of layoffs and redundancies with our epic adventures and crazy builds.

Imagine a world where AI art tools are no match for your creativity and imagination. Our server is the ultimate escape from the daily grind, where you can build, explore, and laugh your worries away. Who needs a job when you can be the master of your own virtual universe?

So come join us on the most ridiculous Minecraft server out there, where even the most serious situations can be turned into a hilarious joke. Don’t be an AI art tool, be a part of our wacky community and let your creativity run wild. See you in the game, where the only thing getting laid off is your boredom!

ToothlessNephewCraft

Birthday Party, demo team, dentist bill, family, hand movements, injury, Laughter, Maplewood yoyo, misunderstanding, nephew, parenting, professional use, self retracting mechanism, sibling rivalry, starter yo-yo, talent show, ToothlessNephewCraft, Toy, tv news, uncle, yo-yo

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	6716
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Ores Mined:	3093
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is like a yo-yo – full of ups and downs, twists and turns, and guaranteed to keep you entertained!

Join our server and experience the thrill of yo-yo tricks in Minecraft! Our owner has been a yo-yo master since the age of five, even appearing on TV shows and news segments showcasing his skills. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that kind of greatness?

We offer free yo-yos to all new players, perfect for beginners to learn the ropes. But beware, just like the nephew who couldn’t handle the fancy Maplewood yo-yo, you may find yourself in sticky situations if you’re not careful!

So come join us on our server, where the yo-yos are flying and the fun never stops. Just remember, play at your own risk – we take no responsibility for any dental bills incurred from yo-yo mishaps!

MineCraftyMoneyMakers Server

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	8722
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Star Shards Collected:	68	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Potions Brewed:	116	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Are you tired of playing on basic Minecraft servers with peasants who can’t even afford a diamond pickaxe? Well, look no further because our server is exclusively for the elite 1% of Minecraft players who make over $200k a year!

Join us and experience a world where even the creepers wear designer sunglasses and the zombies drive Lamborghinis. Build your mansion made entirely of emerald blocks and hire villagers to serve you golden carrots on silver platters.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most luxurious resources, from diamond-encrusted armor to enchanted golden apples that grant you eternal life (in the game, of course).

So if you’re ready to level up your Minecraft game and live like a virtual billionaire, join us now and show the world that you truly are the top 1% of blocky society!

CultCraft: Craziest & Coolest!

COOLEST, Craziest, crazy cults, cult awareness, cult behavior, cult beliefs, cult control, cult extremism, cult fanaticism, cult followers, cult impact, cult indoctrination, cult influence, cult leaders, cult manipulation, cult practices, cult psychology, cult rituals, cult survival, CultCraft, cults, modern cults

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	4509
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Have you ever heard of the Cult of the Creeper? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a group of players who worship the almighty Creeper god and sacrifice stacks of gunpowder to appease it. Join us and become a devout follower of the explosive deity!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of players who believe they are actually living inside the game and refuse to log off, convinced that their real lives are just a simulation. Are you brave enough to join their ranks and embrace the pixelated reality?

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere on the server that is said to grant the finder unlimited diamonds and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. Will you be the one to uncover this elusive prize and become the richest player in all of Minecraft?

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for a wild ride unlike anything you’ve ever seen before!

CraftyCavities

CraftyCavities, dental anxiety, dental care, dental checkup, dental cleaning, dental hygiene, dental office, dental phobia, dental procedure, dental visit, dentist, hair appointment, hair care, Hair cut, hair maintenance, hair salon, hair styling, hair stylist, hair treatment, hair trimming, small talk

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	6153
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4461
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

hey u, yea u! do u like minecraft? do u like laughing? well then u gotta join this server, cuz we got more laughs than a clown convention!

imagine this: u log on and suddenly u find urself in a world where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha slide. yea, we got some crazy mods on this server that will make ur head spin faster than a blender on high speed.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party we have every friday night? yea, we got glowstone galore and the music is bumpin’ louder than a herd of stampeding cows.

plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans after thanksgiving dinner. we got players from all over the world coming together to build the most epic structures u’ve ever seen. trust me, u won’t wanna miss out on all the fun and shenanigans.

so what are u waiting for? join now and let the good times roll like a tumbleweed in the wind. dentist appointments and haircuts can wait, cuz this server is where the real party’s at!

InsulinDropsMC – No More Needles, Just Drops!

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	8543
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Crops Grown:	2733	Chimeras Created:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Secret Passages Found:	3

yo yo yo, u gotta join dis lit minecraft server cuz we got insulin drops dat make u feel like a superhero! just drop it under yo tongue and boom, u absorb dat shizz like a boss. no mo’ insulin injections, just straight up drops like a gangsta.

we tested dis stuff on mice and dey were runnin’ around like they just won da lottery. insulin wit a cell-penetrating peptide? dat’s some next level stuff, fam. it reaches yo bloodstream faster dan u can say “minecraft is life”.

so come join us on dis server and be a part of da insulin revolution. who knew diabetes could be so much fun? let’s get droppin’ and rockin’ in dis crazy world of blocks and drops. ain’t nothin’ stoppin’ us now, we’re on fire like a creeper in a TNT factory. let’s do dis!

Escape Room Simulator 3000: The Hardcore Non-P2W Prison Server OG Classic Edition

bedrock, Black Market, block party, Chatting, classic, Contraband, Crypto, Discord, Edition, Escape, Events, Feedback, Gangs, GPUs, Hardcore, miner, Nonp2w, Other, passive income, Prison, Prizes, PvP, room, Server, SIMULATOR, Spleef, Staff, sumo, Updates, walls, warrior

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	6970
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Dragon Eggs Found:	2327
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Crops Grown:	9510	Farms Harvested:	445
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

LockedMC Minecraft Server Overview:

Features
Anti Pay-To-Win system
Contraband
Crypto Mining
Fun and Interactive Events
Community Feedback

Ready to join the fun? Visit LockedMC.com

Version 1.20.2+ (Bedrock compatible!)

Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/trappedmc

Voted Top 10 on Prison Servers of 2024, being the only classic prison server on the list.

10 best Minecraft Prison servers in 2024 (sportskeeda.com)

I would definitely recommend checking out this prison server if you are ready to experience a prison like you never have before. I can guarantee the server will welcome you among joining.

FAQs – LockedMC Minecraft Server:

Question	Answer
Is the server pay-to-win?	No, the server has an Anti Pay-To-Win system in place where donations do not give players unfair advantages.
What is Contraband in the server?	Contraband is a system where players can grow, sell, and trade illegal items to earn money and gain exclusive items.
Can I passively earn income through Crypto Mining?	Yes, the server has a feature where players can use GPUs for mining to earn income passively.
What kind of events are hosted on LockedMC?	Events like Spleef, Walls, Block Party, Sumo, and more are hosted for players to participate in and win prizes.
How does the server handle community feedback?	The server is constantly updated based on suggestions and feedback from the community to provide the best prison experience.

MegaCraft Server – MMG & IntiCreates

Akira Kitamura, Anime, Audiovisual Media., Card En Ciel, cartoons, comics, DiVE Links, Divine Dynamo Flamefrit, Dogvolt boss fight DLC, fan-Localization, fanmade games, Fantasy Life I, Game Downloads, Gold Archive Collection, Inafune, Innocent Impulse, Inti, IntiCreates, Knot Barret, Koikatsu, Legend of the Network, Manga, Mega Man, MegaCraft, Melt Stuff, mmg, MMVGB remake, modding, music playlists, original titles, Phantom of the Network, Server, Translations, Umbraclaw, VUP, Zook Hero 3

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	8183
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	356	Demon Skulls Collected:	37
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Farms Harvested:	442
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46	Ores Mined:	2698

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Well, look no further than our server, where every day is Happy Roro Day! Why join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have custom models that will make your character look so fly, even Endermen will be jealous. And don’t even get us started on our custom menu backgrounds – they’re so epic, you’ll forget you’re even playing Minecraft.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is like the Phantom of the Network meets Legend of the Network, with English fan-localization that will blow your mind. And if you think that’s wild, just wait until you hear about Zook Hero 3 – it’s so insane, it’ll make you question reality. Plus, we’ve got Umbraclaw with Dogvolt boss fight DLC, because who doesn’t love a good boss battle with a furry twist?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that Akira Kitamura is back and he’s got a Mega Man project in the works that’s so top secret, not even the Ender Dragon knows about it. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to love your big butt genki ball, or else… 😉🎮🔥 #HappyRoroDayEdition #MinecraftMadness