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NasrallahsGone Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	9238
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Holy Grails Found:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7813

LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we have interrogated hezbollah terrorist spillin’ the beans about nasrallah gettin’ wrecked! all the peeps ran away like scaredy cats after that went down, but you gotta come check it out for yourself! we got crazy stories like this happenin’ all the time, so why not join in on the fun? plus, we got diamond armor for days and a secret base full of cake and puppies. don’t miss out on the madness, join now!

CraftyCanuckPlotWars

Allies, Asia, Canada, cooperation, CraftyCanuckPlotWars, Diplomatic, Espionage, foreign affairs, Global threats, Government, India, intelligence, international relations, investigation, North America, plot allegations, political tensions, SECURITY, serious, Terrorism, US

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	3132
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Dragons Tamed:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	31
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Buildings Constructed:	37	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

so, like, you wanna join dis epic minecraft server, right? well let me tell ya, dis server is like, da bomb diggity, yo. we got pigs flyin’ around, creepers doin’ the macarena, and villagers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.

but wait, there’s more! we got a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a pack of wolves wearing sunglasses. oh, and did i mention we have a portal to the nether that leads straight to a disco party with the zombie pigmen?

and if that ain’t enough to convince ya, just know that the us government is tellin’ india to take our server seriously cuz they think we’re plottin’ some crazy stuff. like, come on, we’re just tryna have a good time and build some epic structures, ya know?

so come on down to our server and join the fun! just watch out for the dancing skeletons, they’re pretty wild.

Crafty Love Connection

attraction, behavioral science, Confidence, Connection, Crafty, creativity, dating behavior, human interaction, intelligence, interpersonal relationships, Kindness, love, mate compatibility, MATE SELECTION, partner evaluation, personality traits, relationships, romantic attraction, romantic preferences, social psychology, speed dating, Traits

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	7207
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where you can find your perfect partner based on their minecraft skills! forget about looks, we’re all about kindness, intelligence, confidence, and creativity here! who needs speed-dating when you can find your soulmate while building a giant chicken statue together? join now and let the blocks of love bring you together!

metanoia junior high school

“Youth, ACADEMIC, activities, adolescence, Classroom, Community, Cross-Play, curriculum, Development, education, extracurricular, Future, growth, learning, middle school, School, Social, Students, Survival, teachers, teamwork, TRANSITION

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	6717
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	New Chunks Explored:	890362
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	28
Farms Harvested:	639	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3

Playtime 24/7 Server Rules Be respectful to all players. No griefing or cheating. Follow all in-game rules. Have fun! Discord: Join our community on Discord for updates and chat https://discord.gg/4hN8YtQYcP

66.206.27.202:50020

Lazy Lakehead SMP: Where our idea of hardcore is placing a bedrock block the wrong way

bedrock, BLOCK, building, Chill, Collaborative, Community, creativity, Discord, Friendly, Gaming, grief-free, Hardcore, idea.., Interactive, laid back, Lakehead, Lazy, no drama, Peaceful, pet-friendly, Placing, Relaxed, Semi Vanilla, Server, shop building, smp, Social, virtual world, windmill, wrong

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	5951
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Ores Mined:	9522	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10

Lakehead SMP Overview

Description
Lakehead SMP is a relaxed Minecraft server where players can build and enjoy a drama-free environment.

If you’re interested in joining, click here to join our Discord server.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing is not allowed on Lakehead SMP. We strive to create a safe and enjoyable environment for all players.
Can I build whatever I want?	Yes, players are encouraged to build and express their creativity on the server. Just be respectful of other players’ builds.
Are there any specific rules I need to follow?	We have a set of rules outlined in our Discord server. Please make sure to read and follow these rules to ensure a positive gaming experience for everyone.
How can I join the server?	To join Lakehead SMP, click on the Discord invite link provided above and follow the instructions to join our community.

Rest in Power Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	929
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Demon Skulls Collected:	32	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they found a diamond block that granted them unlimited power and riches. But beware, there are also giant chickens roaming around that drop enchanted golden apples when you defeat them. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons. So what are you waiting for? Join us and rest in power on our insane Minecraft server!

NoStiffyMinecraft SMPTouchyTouchy

arousal issues, comics, erectile dysfunction, erectile problems, Flaccid, graphic novels, impotence, Limp, male protagonist, male sexuality, Manga, manga characters, Manga community, Manga fans, manga readers, manga series, mc, NoStiffyMinecraft, sexual dysfunction, sexual performance, SMPTouchyTouchy

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	7388
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	360	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24
Mythical Quests Completed:	29	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Runes Activated:	3

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and discovered a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. But here’s the twist – the base was guarded by a herd of dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Only those brave enough to join our SMP will uncover the mysteries of this fantastical world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for beatboxing. Join us and witness the epic rap battles between players and the Ender Dragon – it’s a sight you won’t want to miss!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just remember this golden rule: “If the MC is incapable of getting a stiffy, I am simply not touching your manga.” Trust us, you’ll want to be a part of this outrageous and hilarious Minecraft SMP. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

GFsBdayDinnerDrama

alcohol, bill, birthday dinner, birthday gift, Birthday Party, Communication, fair, family, Friends, GFsBdayDinnerDrama, Girlfriend, ignoring, messages, misunderstanding, office, Paying, Principle, Resentment, six figure salary, Surprise, Tipping

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	574
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Divine Spears Created:	27	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Magic Items Found:	8777
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Emeralds Found:	8909
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where surprises are always lurking around the corner! Just like the surprise bill that OP’s girlfriend dropped on him at her birthday dinner, you never know what unexpected twists and turns you’ll encounter in our world.

Join us and experience the thrill of not knowing what’s coming next, just like OP didn’t know he’d be stuck with a $550 bill. But don’t worry, our server is full of fun and excitement, not financial surprises!

So come on in and explore our crazy world where anything can happen. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation as wild as OP’s unexpected birthday bill. Don’t miss out on the adventure – join our server now and prepare for the unexpected!

Thirtysomething SMP – Too Old for Creeper Explosions

“Youth, Adulthood, adulting, aging, aging gracefully, creeper, Expectations, experiences, explosions, growing up, INDEPENDENCE, Life Changes, LIMITATIONS, Maturity, midlife crisis, responsibilities, restrictions, SELF AWARENESS, smp, societal norms, thirty, Thirtysomething, too old, wisdom

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	9695
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Star Shards Collected:	131	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Are you tired of being judged for still playing Minecraft at the ripe old age of thirty? Well, fear not, because on our server, we embrace the inner child in all of us! Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted golden carrots, and building competitions where the only limit is your imagination (and the block limit, but who’s counting?). So come on, don’t let age define your gaming experience – join us and let your inner 12-year-old run wild!

CraftyPickupLines

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	9236
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Dragon Scales Harvested:	431
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Star Shards Collected:	218
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Gods Slained:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4

Are you a redstone torch? Because you light up my world like nobody else! Join our Minecraft server and show off your epic pickup lines to impress all the players. Who knows, you might just find your Minecraft soulmate and build a pixelated castle together! Don’t miss out on the chance to spark some romance in the world of blocks and creepers. Join now and let the love (and hilarious pickup lines) flow!