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TextbookVsWikipediaLOL

ACADEMIC, credibility, digital age, education, funny, inaccurate information, information sources, internet, irony, knowledge, learning, outdated information, Recommendations, research, Resources, School, study habits, teachers, textbooks, TextbookVsWikipediaLOL, wikipedia

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	9104
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	New Chunks Explored:	974802
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Zombie Dances:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Magic Items Found:	2351	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2512

lol imagine playing on a server where u can build ur own rollercoaster out of diamond blocks and ride it with a pig as ur co-pilot 🐷🎢 join our server for a chance to battle a giant chicken boss that shoots fireballs out of its beak 🔥🐔 and if u win, u get a magical sword that makes u invincible for 24 hours 🗡️💪 plus, our server has a secret underground disco party where u can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long 💃💀 so why waste time with boring textbooks when u can have epic adventures on our server instead? join now and let the craziness begin! 🤪🎮

GenderBenderCraft

adolescence, age subgroup, biological females, desistance rate, Diagnosis, gender dysphoria, Gender Expression, gender identity development, gender identity disorder, gender nonconforming, GenderBenderCraft, germany, LGBTQ, mental health, Psychiatry, Psychology, study, Therapy, Transgender, Treatment, young people

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	8595
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Secret Passages Found:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	4

Yo, yo, yo! Come join our epic Minecraft server, where the blocks be poppin’ and the creepers be droppin’! We got more fun than a barrel of monkeys on a rollercoaster!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell ya! According to a totally legit study in Germany, more than half of young peeps aged 5-24 who join our server end up losing their “gender identity disorder” diagnosis after five years! That’s right, folks, our server is so lit that it cures what ails ya!

And get this, biological females have a desistance rate of 72.7% on our server! That’s right, ladies, come on over and let Minecraft work its magic on ya!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the blocky goodness wash over you like a wave of rainbow unicorns! It’s gonna be a blast, I promise!

Melio SMP: Where we walk uphill both ways in the snow with no shortcuts 1.20.4

1.20.4, Builder, Community, Custom World Generation, Discord, east asia timezones, Events, Experience, Explorer, INCLUSIVE, java, Longevity, Map, Melio, Minigames, Plugins, Resets, rules, Semi Vanilla, shortcuts, smp, Snow, technical player, TerraformGenerator, Trust System, Uphill, walk, Ways, Whitelisted

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	5798
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crops Grown:	1609	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Void Gems Collected:	11
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Divine Spears Created:	25	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Alien Abductions:	5

Server Type	Whitelisted, Semi-vanilla
Version	Java 1.20.4
Plugins	Minimal plugins, TerraformGenerator
Launch Date	23 March 2024

FAQ

1. What are the server features?

– No teleportation, landclaims, SlimeFun, McMMO

– Events and minigames

– Permanent Map with no resets

– Custom World Generation using TerraformGenerator

2. What is the server’s focus?

The server focuses on playing together as a community in a chill and inclusive environment.

3. Are there specific timezones for events?

Events on the server will revolve around east asia timezones at night (e.g. UTC/GMT afternoons).

4. How can I apply to join the server?

Interested players can apply through the server’s Discord channel at https://discord.gg/z9ezzKBR6t

MilfCraft Minecraft Server

adult content, ass, desire, Erotic, explicit, FANTASY, fetish, jerk off, Kinky, lustful, Mature, Milf, MilfCraft, Minecraft, Naughty, Provocative, seductive, Sensual, Server, sexual pleasure, teasing, tits, voyeurism

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	3137
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Votes:	651

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you say “WTF” in the best way possible? Look no further! Our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of pure insanity.

Join us and you’ll have the chance to witness the most epic battle between a giant chicken and a horde of angry villagers. Want to see a cow riding a pig while wearing a top hat? We’ve got that too.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary MILF whose tits and ass are the talk of the town. Want to see her in all her blocky glory? Then come on down and join the fun!

So why wait? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown (and maybe your eyes too). Who knew Minecraft could be this wild?

CraftyCoderz – Minecraft Server

3v4l, accessibility, app development, beginner resources, codesandbox, CraftyCoderz, CSS, design resources, electron, Eloquent JavaScript, flexbox, flutter, go, Google Guides, Grid, Help, html, java tutorial, JavaScript, javascript tutorial, jsfiddle, MDN, Minecraft, newsletters, PHP tutorial, progress tracking, project progress updates, Python, React Native, Repository, responsive design, scraper, Server, server guides, The Odin Project, web development, Website

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	381
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! We offer free beginner resources to get started with HTML, CSS, and JS because who needs diamonds when you can have coding skills, am I right?

Our server is like a virtual coding bootcamp, with guides from Google, Mozilla, and even a modern introduction to JavaScript that will have you coding like a pro in no time. And don’t worry about backend languages, we’ve got tutorials for PHP, Java, Python, and even Go because why limit yourself to just one language when you can learn them all?

But that’s not all! We have design resources, server guides, and weekly newsletters to keep you up to date on all the latest tech trends. And if you ever need help, just create an example and post the link on our server. We’ve got your back!

So why join our Minecraft server? Because where else can you mine for diamonds by day and code for world domination by night? Plus, our virtual coding bootcamp is way cooler than any in-game loot you’ll find. Join us now and level up your coding skills while having a blast in the world of Minecraft!

PuppyLove Minecraft Server

Boundaries, breaking up, communication problems, compatibility, fear of dogs, Minecraft, Personal preferences, pet adoption, pet allergies, pet boundaries, pet compatibility, pet compromise, pet ownership, pet ownership boundaries, pet phobias, pet preferences, pet responsibilities, pet training, pet ultimatums, puppylove, relationship issues, Server

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	5733
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Enchantments Applied:	148
Magic Items Found:	3042	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Mines Excavated:	3335	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Villages Defended:	15
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	58

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life relationships and immerse yourself in a world of blocky adventures!

Join us and you’ll never have to worry about surprise pets showing up in your house. No Golden Retrievers here, just friendly Creepers and Endermen ready to blow your mind (literally)!

Our server is the perfect place for dog haters to unite and build a world where dogs are just pixels on a screen. No need to worry about overcoming your fear of dogs, because in our world, you can avoid them altogether.

So why wait? Join our server and say goodbye to relationship drama and hello to a world where the only thing you need to fear is running out of diamonds. See you in the blocky world!

Dad’s Third Wedding No-Show

Dads, NoShow, Wedding

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	7796
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

Are you tired of boring weddings where people actually show up? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wedding extravaganza where the bride tosses out all traces of the groom’s ex-wife, including letters for their children’s milestones. Watch as drama unfolds and family members run away to avoid the awkwardness.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy family dynamics, tense relationships, and a whole lot of unresolved anger. Will you be the one to bring peace to this chaotic virtual world?

So come on down and join us for the most outrageous wedding event in Minecraft history. Who needs a perfect wedding when you have all this drama to enjoy? See you there!

TipsyCraft Minecraft Server

accountant, Actor, Bartender, Chef, comedian, dj, Doctor, Event Planner, graphic designer, Lawyer, Minecraft, musician, painter, personal trainer, photographer, salesperson, Server, social media manager, Teacher, TipsyCraft, uber driver, Video editor, Writer

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	4929
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	4239
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Magic Items Found:	1010

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can stumble your way to success in the most hilarious way possible! Join us and discover the only place where being drunk can actually help you excel – Minecraft!

Imagine mining for diamonds while slurring your words and building intricate structures with the precision of a tipsy architect. Our server is the perfect place for those who want to test their skills while under the influence – because who needs sobriety when you have a pickaxe and a dream?

So come join us and see if you have what it takes to be the ultimate drunken Minecraft master. Just remember, the more you drink, the better you build! Cheers to that!

Block Therapy: Digging Deeper

advice, BLOCK, coping strategies, Deeper, Digging, emotional well being, mental health, mental health awareness, mental health community, mental health education, Mental health resources, mental health support, mental health tips, Mental Wellness, mindfulness, personal growth, positive mindset, resilience, self compassion, self-care, Support, Therapy, useful

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	1694
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Glorious Feasts Held:	16

Are you tired of mining for hours on end only to have a creeper blow up your hard-earned diamonds? Well, fear not my fellow blockheads, because on our server, we have a secret weapon against those pesky creepers – therapy llamas! That’s right, these llamas are trained in the art of relaxation and will soothe your stress away with their calming presence. Join our server today and say goodbye to anxiety and hello to peace of mind, all thanks to our trusty therapy llamas. So come on over and let these fluffy friends guide you to a happier, creep-free existence in the world of blocks and pixels.

FrozenAssetTap-Ukraine50B

asset seizure, Conflict Resolution, crisis management., Diplomacy, economic assistance, economic sanctions, financial aid, financial support, foreign policy, frozen assets, FrozenAssetTapUkraine50B, G-7, G7 Summit, Geopolitics, global affairs, International cooperation, international relations, Peacebuilding, Political Agreements, russia, Ukraine

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	5204
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Animals Bred:	56
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Yo, yo, yo! Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft server ever? We got crazier stories than G-7 tryna tap into frozen Russian assets for $50 billion to give to Ukraine! That’s right, we’re out here making international moves while also building the sickest pixel art you’ve ever seen.

Join us and you’ll be part of a community that’s wilder than a herd of llamas on a rollercoaster. We’ve got mini-games that’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion, and our PvP battles are more intense than a showdown between Herobrine and Notch.

Plus, our admin team is so lit, they once built a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks and sheer determination. And don’t even get me started on our custom plugins – we’ve got one that turns all the pigs into flying bacon bombers. It’s chaos, but in the best way possible.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the server where anything is possible, and where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Let’s get crafting, mining, and laughing our way to victory!