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SyriaCraft: Bombs Away Minecraft Server

Air Force, airstrikes, Attacks, Bombing, bombs, Conflict, damascus, Defense, defense ministry, escalation, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, Missiles, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Server, state TV, Syria, SyriaCraft, Targets, warplanes

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	3169
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Dimension Hops:	9
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	34	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	173	Potions Brewed:	189
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Buildings Constructed:	27	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

so like, u know what’s better than airstrikes in syria? joining this epic minecraft server! we got explosions too, but they’re all in good fun, not like those serious ones in the real world. come build ur own base and defend it from crazy mobs with ur friends. u can even team up with other players to take down the evil ender dragon and save the world! plus, our server has the best snacks, like virtual pizza and diamond cookies. so what r u waiting for? join now and let the adventure begin!

OlderCraft: Where Russia’s Army Recruits Thrive

age, Army, conscription, Defense, less capable, Men, Military, military personnel, military readiness, military service, military training, national security, Older, OlderCraft, Physical fitness, Recruitment, Recruits, russia, Russian army, Russias, Skills, Thrive, Training

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	8432
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	89	Meteorites Collected:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	488	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8

Yo, listen up gamers! Do you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even Russia’s army recruits are ditching their duties to play on it? That’s right, these older, less capable men are trading in their guns for pickaxes and joining our epic server for some blocky fun!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling creepers and zombies alongside these seasoned soldiers who are now Minecraft pros. Who needs military training when you have the skills to build the most epic castles and redstone contraptions?

So come on, join the madness and see why even Russia’s army recruits can’t resist the temptation of our server. Who knows, maybe you’ll even learn a thing or two from these battle-hardened veterans-turned-gamers. Don’t miss out on the action, join now and let the blocky adventures begin!

LentiCraft – Cerebral Fun Zone

Adrenoleukodystrophy, Brain Disorder, cerebral, Cerebral Adrenoleukodystrophy, clinical trial, Fun, gene editing, Gene therapy, gene transfer, genetic disorder, genetic mutation, genetic therapy, LentiCraft, Lentiviral, medical breakthrough, Medical research, neurodegenerative disease, neurological disorder, neurological treatment, Rare Disease, rare disorder, Therapy, Treatment, Zone

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	3356
Rating:	4.5 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Alien Abductions:	3

hey you! ya you! do you want to join the most epic minecraft server ever? well let me tell ya, this server is so lit that it cured cerebral adrenoleukodystrophy with lentiviral gene therapy! can you believe it? who knew playing minecraft could be so life-changing.

not only that, but we have unicorns roaming around the server, dropping diamonds and gold everywhere they go. and don’t even get me started on the secret underground lair filled with treasure chests full of enchanted gear.

oh, and did i mention that every time you mine a block, a magical rainbow appears in the sky? it’s like a party every time you play on this server.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the most mind-blowing minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it!

Boob Upside Down is Poop Minecraft Server

Absurd, anatomy, BIZARRE, body parts, boob, funny, humor, JOKE, long tail, Minecraft, Nonsensical, odd, Poop, quirky, Random, Reverse, Server, silly, strange, upside, upside down, wordplay

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	7329
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	37	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Runes Activated:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the laws of physics are as twisted as a pretzel! Why join us, you ask? Well, for starters, did you know that on our server, if you turn the word “boob” upside down, it magically transforms into “poop”? That’s right, folks, we’ve got linguistic shenanigans happening left and right!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves to dubstep remixes of classic Minecraft tunes. And don’t even get us started on the legendary diamond pig that roams the land, granting wishes to those who can find it (spoiler alert: it’s invisible).

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s equal parts absurd and awesome, come join us! Just be prepared for a wild ride where nothing is as it seems and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional glitch). See you in the upside-down world of Minecraft!

Funk G Minecraft SMP Trash Thread

bean flicking, Edition, Flicking Her Bean, funk, funk artists, funk community, funk genre, funk music, funkg, Funky, funky artists, funky community, funky genre, funky music, Minecraft, Nene, Nene jokes, Nene memes, NSFW, smp, Thread, Trash, Trash talk, Trash thread, TRASHY

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	8049
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Alien Abductions:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further than Nene Flicking Her Bean edition!

Join our server for a wild ride filled with ridiculous quests, insane builds, and of course, plenty of bean flicking action. Rumor has it that if you can find the secret bean flicking shrine hidden deep within the jungle, you’ll be granted three wishes by the mystical Bean Goddess herself.

But beware, the server is also home to the elusive Bean Bandits, a group of mischievous players who will stop at nothing to steal your beans and hoard them for themselves. Will you join forces with them or fight against their bean-stealing ways?

So come on down to Nene Flicking Her Bean edition and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember to bring plenty of beans and a sense of humor!

CrazyCraftin SMP

adventurous, AUDACIOUS, BIZARRE, bold, crazy, CrazyCraftin, Daring, eXtraordinary, EXTREME, IMPULSIVE, INSANE, outlandish, Outrageous, peculiar, RECKLESS, Risky, smp, Thrilling, UNBELIEVABLE, Unconventional, UNUSUAL, Wild

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	2581
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Void Gems Collected:	24	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	97	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Have you ever built a rollercoaster that launches you into the sky and straight into a pool of lava? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, that’s just a regular Tuesday activity! Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and the chance to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a diamond helmet. Trust us, you won’t find a more wild and wacky server out there. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s make some Minecraft magic together!

BlocktopiaCraft

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	3369
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Items Found:	4026	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Dragons Tamed:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Imagine a world where pigs fly, diamonds grow on trees, and creepers are actually friendly creatures who just want to give you hugs. That’s the kind of magical land you’ll find on our Minecraft server!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding a llama into battle, building a castle out of enchanted golden apples, and befriending a pet dragon who will roast your enemies for you. Our community is filled with quirky characters who will keep you entertained for hours with their wild antics and crazy shenanigans.

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you find a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing Endermen? Or a treasure hunt that leads you to a hidden realm filled with talking cows who are secretly plotting to take over the world?

Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our Minecraft server today and let your imagination run wild!

TaiwanCraft: No China Allowed!

Allowed, Asia-Pacific, China, Conflict Resolution, cross-strait relations, Democracy, Diplomacy, east asia, foreign policy, global affairs, Government, international relations, Lai Ching-te, national day, nationalism, One China policy, political statements, regional politics, SOVEREIGNTY, taiwan, Taiwan independence, TaiwanCraft

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	8648
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	43	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Votes:	3232
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	14

so, liek, dis minecraft server be da bomb diggity, ya know? like, u gotta join dis server cuz we got pigs flyin’ around and creepers doin’ the cha-cha slide. it’s a straight up party up in here, fam.

we got a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items, like enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden apples that give u super powers.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that breathes fire and roasts any noobs that try to mess with us? yeah, it’s pretty epic.

also, rumor has it that if u find the hidden treasure chest in the jungle, u unlock a portal to a whole new dimension where u can ride unicorns and battle evil wizards.

so, like, what are u waiting for? come join our server and let’s get this party started, yo!

Pixel Vibe Minecraft Server

CHANGE, Despair, emotions, Environment, Future, Global, Hope, Humanity, Impact, Minecraft, optimism, outlook, Perception, perspective, pessimism, PIXEL, progress, Reflection, Server, society, Technology, uncertainty, VIBE, world

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	1013
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	63
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Astral Projections Made:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Votes:	161	Players Killed by Monsters:	673
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you question the future of the world? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with flying pigs, exploding chickens, and talking creepers. Our server is so futuristic, we have teleportation pads made out of rainbow blocks and time-traveling minecarts that can take you to the prehistoric era or the year 3000. Who needs to worry about the future when you can just hop on our server and have a blast? So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft great again…or at least weirder than ever before!

The Anonymous SMP – No. 16027028

ANONYMOUS, anonymous author, Anonymous writing, Book, book review, Captivating, Gripping, Intriguing, Literary Analysis, Mysterious, Mystery, No. 16027028, novel, page-turner, plot twist, reading, smp, Suspense, Suspenseful, Thriller, yum

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	3928
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15	Mythical Quests Completed:	34
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Villages Defended:	10	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a buffet of deliciousness for your Minecraft cravings!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride pigs into battle, build houses out of diamond blocks, and tame dragons to do your bidding. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the level of chaos we bring.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground club where all the villagers hang out and party like it’s 1999. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that will give you superpowers for a day.

So come on down to our server and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, once you join, there’s no turning back. You’ll be hooked on the yumminess of our server forever!