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Players: | 99/900 | Votes: | 2803 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 16 | Divine Spears Created: | 24 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 17 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
Herobrine Sightings: | 9 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 |
Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 28 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 23 |
Rumor has it that the government has been experimenting with a potion that turns babies into zombies, and they need to cover it up by legalizing post-birth abortions. But don’t worry, our SMP is here to expose the truth and fight against the zombie baby apocalypse!
So if you’re ready to dive into a world of absurd conspiracies, hilarious shenanigans, and epic battles against the undead, then come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared for some seriously twisted plot twists and a whole lot of laughs along the way!