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Players: | 106/400 | Votes: | 1346 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 127 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 |
Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 9 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 |
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 8 |
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 6 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
Endless Night Skies: | 3 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
Just like how this baby shower was ladies only, our server is open to all but with a touch of exclusivity. We’ve got a perfect balance of players, just like the perfect balance of adults and kids at the party. And don’t worry about parking – we’ve got plenty of space for all your virtual vehicles.
But here’s the kicker – we may have forgotten to invite your dad’s side of the family, but that just adds to the drama! Imagine the chaos of trying to explain why they weren’t included in the fun. It’s like a soap opera unfolding in real time!
So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server, where the guest list may be questionable, but the fun is guaranteed!