#dadjoke Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

MayhemCraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	1919
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Void Gems Collected:	21
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Dragon Eggs Found:	806

Welcome to a brand new semi-vanilla survival network where we keep it simple and up to date.

We are focused on keeping the community clean and family-friendly. We want everyone to feel welcome. We will always support Java, so everyone is welcome to join, regardless of which console you are playing on!

Discord: https://discord.mayhemcraft.com/

mayhemcraft.com

Poison SMP

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	7040
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	92
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Alien Abductions:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Buildings Constructed:	39	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34

Poison SMP is a Public SMP that will be privated once we get 10 active players this is running on ever version so you can join on any version we try to keep very minimal plugins.

66.248.198.87

LexterMC

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	3780
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Falling into the Void:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Alien Abductions:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	9169
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

LexterMC is a Minecraft Server that has recently opened and provides it’s player-base with a classic SMP Themed Survival gamemode. We provide a peaceful and classic SMP themed gameplay with your friends and close ones! We also provide players to make their own shops and trade with diamonds to keep the game vanilla but also have fun trading with others. You will be promised an amazing community and a fun time after joining the server as you make new friends and bond over the fun times sharing with each other. Our discord server brings a whole new fun to the table as you can talk to your friends even if you are not in the server and share your thoughts or things you did in the server. You can also share any feedback or any objections to our wonderful staff, and they will surely respond and try their best to satisfy you! So what’s stopping you? Join now! The IP and Version will be listed below for your convenience 😀

IP: lextermc.playsurvival.me Version: 1.16.x – 1.20.x Discord –> https://dsc.gg/lextermc

lextermc.playsurvival.me

BananaAnarch

Anarchy, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	4113
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Chimeras Created:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3

Server Information: Name: Banana Anarchy Reset Schedule: Every Friday at 9 PM EST Rule #1: No cheats allowed – pure skill and creativity! Rule #2: Everyone is welcome! Bring your friends, foes, and banana-loving companions. What Sets Us Apart: Banana Anarchy isn’t just a server; it’s a playground of endless possibilities. Embrace the challenge as the world resets every Friday, offering a fresh canvas for your Minecraft adventures. Here, your survival skills and creativity will be put to the test in an environment where chaos reigns, and only the strongest thrive.

bananaanarchy.secure.pebble.host

MarhabaMC Survival

Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	1646
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Zombie Dances:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Welcome to MarhabaMC Survival – where the journey is as vibrant as the blocks beneath your feet! Immerse yourself in a unique Minecraft experience featuring skills, jobs, deliveries, and much more. Navigate the wild terrains, hone your skills, and forge alliances with fellow adventurers. Whether you’re crafting, trading, or embarking on epic quests, MarhabaMC Survival offers a dynamic and enriching environment for every player. Join us and embark on a journey where your every move shapes the destiny of our ever-evolving world. Welcome to a new era of survival!

MarhabaMC.minecraftga.me

Argentarius

Factions, KitPvP, MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	6223
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Dimension Hops:	12
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Dragons Tamed:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4

Revelation Of Planet Zeta brings a abundance of terror like The Man From The Fog to The One Who Watches, Herobrine’s return and many more that seeks to haunt players, making your every day adventures paranoid and filled with dread of who is watching and when will they make their move. However this modpack brings many different ways of surviving and living in this world of chaos. From being a sorcerer fight the harsh lands with the knowledge and wonders to a knight who seeks to hold crusades against the wicked and choose the more medieval route with swords and siege machines, from your every day survivor let your skills be put to the test and use modern technology and firepower to subdue threats and protect your territories or even a scientist who prefer the machine building, logical path to maintain life. You can choose how you want to live against the end of days together with friends or alone in this dying world.

142.44.235.58

RG Survival

Anarchy, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	9016
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Custom Survival, homes, dungeon, gravestones, crates, kits, ranks, staff, you can land claim, our server is all free to play, you can claim ranks by voting or win it in our discord

136.243.15.81:36992

Vile Calamity SMP Rebirth

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	5261
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Crops Grown:	8298
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Mythical Quests Completed:	37

Vile Calamity SMP Rebirth is a simple survival server with a small set of plugins that doesn’t take away from the standard survival experience and none of that weird pay-to-win stuff all the big guys seem to have.

Griefing is disallowed to give players a fun, social experience without the hassle of returning only to find a pile of rubble in place of your once beautiful base.

Cracked accounts are welcome, with the assistance plugins cracked players can have an experience just like any other player with minimal hinderance on the gameplay of regular users.

Come join us! Adventure awaits!

192.95.36.67:25585

Astatine Online

KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	5035
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	37	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Holy Grails Found:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Chimeras Created:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6

A variety of custom content and unregulated SMP servers LifeSteel / PVP / SMP / NethriteKit etc.. If you checking more info check https://jaxple.notion.site/Astatine-e000a5d52aaa4611a63fd62629ea0f36?pvs=4

Astn.iptime.org

TurtsBox

PvP

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	3187
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Void Gems Collected:	22
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	3624
Love Letters Sent:	12	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Dragons Tamed:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31	Battle Standards Raised:	12

**TurtsBox**

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play.turtsbox.fun:2261