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VenezuelaCraft2020

biden, Crisis, Democracy, democracy promotion, democracy restoration, diplomatic efforts., Electoral Process, foreign policy, Government, international relations, intervention, Latin America, new elections, Nicolas Maduro, opposition, Politics, regime change, south america, united states, Venezuela, VenezuelaCraft2020

Come join our epic Minecraft server where Biden himself is calling for new elections in Venezuela! Why, you ask? Because our server is so lit, even world leaders can’t resist! Build your own virtual utopia and maybe even run for president of your own blocky nation. Who knows, maybe one day you’ll have Biden himself endorsing your leadership skills. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to be part of something truly historic (and totally ridiculous)! Join now and let’s make Minecraft great again!

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Petting ZooCraft

Animal Behavior, animal behavior studies, animal care, animal companions, animal happiness, animal interaction, animal lovers, animal therapy, animal welfare, Animals, Companionship, emotional connection, Happiness, human-animal bond, joy, love, lucky animals, pet owners, Pets, Petting, ZooCraft

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where animals are, like, super into being pet. like, you can just walk up to a cow and start petting it and it’s all like “yeah, that’s the spot, keep going!” and you’re just like “wow, this is the best server ever!”
and then there’s this one time where a pig starts doing backflips because you’re petting it so good, and everyone is just like “whoa, this is some next level petting skills right here!”

and don’t even get me started on the chickens. they start laying diamond eggs because they’re so happy to be pet. like, who knew chickens could lay diamonds? only on this server, man.

so if you wanna experience the most epic petting zoo in minecraft history, you gotta join this server. trust me, it’s a wild ride.

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FecalCraft: Water Woes Edition

clean water, developing countries, Edition, fecal contamination, FecalCraft, global health crisis, inadequate infrastructure, lack of access, poor sanitation, public health, safe drinking water, sanitation, Water, water access, water contamination, Water Crisis, water pollution, water quality, water scarcity, water treatment, waterborne diseases, waterborne illnesses., waterborne pathogens, woes

Yo, u wanna join dis epic Minecraft server? We got more water than all dem poorer countries combined, cuz we got a secret source straight from da gods themselves. And get dis, our water ain’t contaminated with no fecal matter, so u can drink up without worryin’ bout gettin’ sick. Join now and be part of da water revolution, where we make sure everyone stays hydrated and poop-free. Don’t be a noob, join us and save da world, one sip at a time!

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Hyzex Games

Bedwars, Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Parkour, Skywars, Survival

Hyzex Games, your ultimate destination for immersive and exciting Minecraft gameplay just for India.We Provide multiple gamemodes like SkyBattle, Bedwars, Survival, BattleRoyal, CPVP and more.. Join Us Now !!

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Imperium SmokeNSurvival

+18, Adult, Anarchy, battle, Cigarette, Community, Economy, gameplay, Imperium, lit match, Mature, MCMMO, Minecraft, Pastime, Relaxed, Server, SmokeNSurvival, Smoky, Structures, Survival, Survival Games, Unique, Vanilla, VIBE, virtual, world

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Chaos MC: Where griefing is our specialty! Vanilla 1.21.1

1.21.1, Adventure, Anarchy, Chaos, Creative, Discord, Economy, Factions, Griefing, KitPvP, Minigames, Plugins, Prison, PvP, Pvpve, Quests, Raiding, Ranks, Roleplay, Skyblock, smp, Specialty, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

AnarchyMC Server Overview

Features	Description
Daily Restarts	Server restarts daily for optimal performance.
Rules	No rules on the server, allowing for complete freedom.
Flight	Flight is allowed, unlike many other Anarchy servers.
Land Claims	No land claims, letting players roam freely.
Map Resets	No map resets, allowing for long-term building projects.

AnarchyMC FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the only rule on AnarchyMC?	The only rule is No Doxxing.
What edition of Minecraft does AnarchyMC support?	Java Edition.
What is the server IP for AnarchyMC?	veinMC.mcnetwork.me

AlmondCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t tickle your funny bone? Well, look no further because our server will rly activate your almonds! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and suddenly found themselves in a land where pigs could fly and creepers danced the cha-cha. It was a wild ride, let me tell you! But that’s not all, folks. Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, who lays diamonds instead of eggs. Don’t believe me? Well, you’ll just have to join and see for yourself! So come on down to our server and get ready for a Minecraft experience that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about the game. Trust me, your almonds will thank you.

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FemCraft SMP: JealousyPotion

body image, comparison, Competition, coping, discrimination, emotions, empowerment, envy, FEMBROWN, FemCraft, Insecurity, Jealousy, JealousyPotion, mental health, Mogging, Race, self esteem, self worth, self-acceptance, smp, societal standards, Support, white women

Are you tired of getting constantly outshined by white women on other servers? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a strict “no white women allowed” policy! That’s right, you can finally shine bright like a diamond without any competition from those pesky white women.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron fist…or should we say, a feathered one? Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a dance-off, you will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So come join us on our server, where the only thing whiter than the snow-capped mountains is the teeth of our resident llama dentist. Trust us, you won’t find a more bizarre and hilarious Minecraft experience anywhere else!

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GF’s House – Minecraft Server

aita, Argument, Boundaries, Call, Communication, DATING, Decision making, gf, gfs, guests, House, Ignored Calls, ignoring, kicked out, Minecraft, parents, refusing, rejection, relationship, Server, stay, texts

Are you tired of dating drama and unwanted house guests? Come join our Minecraft server where the only arguments you’ll have are over who gets the last diamond! We don’t kick anyone out, unless they try to grief our epic builds. So if you’re looking for a place to escape real-life relationship woes and build your dream world, join us now! Who needs a girlfriend when you have a creeper to keep you company?

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CollegeCraftSecrets

aita, BETRAYAL, college application, CollegeCraftSecrets, communication breakdown, consequences, Decision making, dream school, emotional turmoil, friend drama, friendship, ghosting, Guilt, Jealousy, Miscommunication., misunderstanding, opportunity, reconciliation, regret, Resentment, social media

Are you tired of losing friends over college decisions? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we don’t care where you applied or got accepted! Join us for a world of blocky fun where nobody judges you based on your educational choices.
Our server is the perfect place to escape drama and make new friends who won’t ghost you over something as silly as college applications. Plus, our virtual world is so immersive that you’ll forget all about that friend who thinks you stole their dream school spot.

So come on, join us on the most drama-free Minecraft server out there! Build, explore, and laugh your worries away with us. And remember, on our server, the only thing we judge is your building skills – so get ready to show off your creativity and leave all that real-life drama behind.

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