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Players: | 92/400 | Votes: | 6335 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 |
Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 18 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 9 | Underground Cities Explored: | 5 |
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
Star Shards Collected: | 147 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 |
Orbs of Power Found: | 9 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
But that’s not all – we have a whole court full of crazy neighbors who love to park wherever they please and leave tire tracks on your property. Don’t worry, we’ve got cinder blocks and heavy planters to keep them in line. And if they dare to throw trash over your fence, we’ll make sure they regret it.
So come on over and join the chaos – because sometimes being rude is the only way to survive in a world full of inconsiderate neighbors. Who needs peace when you have a Minecraft server full of drama and sprinkler shenanigans?